Funny kids

[rangercap]

I didn't see this thread anywhere. Hope there isn't one already.

You know that song "It's Your Love" by Tim McGraw? My daughter was walking around the house this morning singing

It's your butt
It just does something to me
Sends a fart right to me
Eeew, that's enough!

If you wonder
About the smell I'm under
It's your butt

LOL! Hey! She's my kid! I've messed with pretty much every song I've heard. LOL! And if I haven't, I can pretty easily! LOL!

Some of you must have some funny kid stories!

[OlieCan]

I don't have kids, and I don't listen to country music, but sounds like it would be funny if I knew the song...

[rangercap]

Why are most of my posts doubled up? That's weird!

It was very funny, OlieCan! LOL!

[FlyingKiwi]

Dunno. .

[FlyingKiwi]

Dunno. .

[rangercap]

LOL @ FlyingKiwi!

[CaptainMikey]

I watched a kid run head first into a door today.

[ckresmer]

my fav kid story
I was working as the emt at 4-h camp. we had the 4 and 5 y/o there. one of them came to me with a big lump above her eye. she was playing on the mini golf course and she said that "she was running and this boy hit the ball and she ran into it"

I love kids point of view on things

[rangercap]

We were at the barn where we board our horse (see avatar. LOL!) and our youngest was standing next to our horse's rear end. Star is gassy, to put it mildly. Lil Girl was grooming Star's leg and Star let's one rip and kind of sighs after. Lil Girl looks toward Star's head and says "Everything alright there?" The trainers busted up! LOL!

We find flatulence far too funny in our house, I'm afraid. You know what they say, small minds and all.... LOL!