Federal Elections Commission
Federal Building
Washington, DC 20024

September 10, 2008

Dear American Voters,

The November, 2008 Presidential election is projected to have the HIGHEST participation of voters in the history of this great Nation.

In order to streamline the voting and avoid conflicts between voters from the different political parties, the Federal Elections Commission has set up the following schedule for voting:

Tuesday November 4th (7:00am to 9:00pm):
All registered Republican and independent voters leaning to vote Republican are scheduled to vote.

Wednesday November 5th (7:00am to 9:00pm):
All registered Democrats and all independent voters leaning to vote for the Democrat candidates are scheduled to vote.

Thursday November 6th (7:00am to 9:00pm):
All remaining political parties and undecided voters are scheduled to vote.

We are convinced that this schedule will avoid any heckling or voter intimidation that disenfranchised citizens may have experienced during previous election, it will greatly streamline the process and enhance your voting experience.

We would like to thank you in advance for your cooperation.

Sincerely,

The Federal Elections Commission
election.gov

PS: Please POST this notice at your Church, your grocery store and every other public place of assembly in your community so your neighbors will be informed quickly.

Remember, VOTE as many times as you can on your designated date - our Nation's future depend on YOUR ability to follow these instructions to the letter. Thank you.