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    Question Gas Gas Gas .... Dumb Dumb Dumb

    Can you believe this guy? I know I can't! LOL

    Man charged after allegedly passing gas toward cop

    Wednesday, September 24, 2008 (09-24) 18:52 PDT South Charleston, W.Va. (AP) --

    A West Virginia man who police said passed gas and fanned it toward a patrolman has been charged with battery on a police officer.

    Jose A. Cruz, 34, of Clarksburg, was pulled over early Tuesday for driving without headlights, police said. According to the criminal complaint, Cruz smelled of alcohol, had slurred speech and failed three field sobriety tests before he was handcuffed and taken to a police station for a breathalyzer test.

    As Patrolman T.E. Parsons prepared the machine, Cruz scooted his chair toward Parsons, lifted his leg and "passed gas loudly," the complaint said.

    Cruz, according to complaint, then fanned the gas toward the officer.

    "The gas was very odorous and created contact of an insulting or provoking nature with Patrolman Parsons," the complaint alleged.

    He was also charged with driving under the influence, driving without headlights and two counts of obstruction.

    Cruz acknowledged passing gas, but said he didn't move his chair toward the officer nor aim gas at the patrolman. He said he had an upset stomach at the time, but police denied his request to go to the bathroom when he first arrived at the station.

    "I couldn't hold it no more," he said.

    He also denied being drunk and uncooperative as the police complaint alleged. He added he was upset at being prepared for a breathalyzer test while having an asthma attack. The police statement said he later resisted being secured for a trip to a hospital that he requested for asthma treatment.

    Cruz said the officers thought the gas incident was funny when it happened and laughed about it with him.

    "This is ridiculous," he said. "I could be facing time."


    DUMB DUMB DUMB......

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    If he was driving drunk, they should throw every possible charge they can find at him and then some.
    Even the burger-flippers at McDonald's probably have some McWackers.

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    I thought it was funny as he** until I got to the drinkin and driving part. But total disrespect aggravates me and I probably would have done the same.

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    While I agree that they should throw the book for DD, as far as I know farting is not against the law..
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    Quote Originally Posted by voyager9 View Post
    While I agree that they should throw the book for DD, as far as I know farting is not against the law..
    But I'm sure you know someone who has had an offensive odour about him? I've known people who could clear very large rooms in a very short time.
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    I heard this on the radio this morning taking my step daughter to day care. I quickly changed the channel because the ignorance this individual showed was killing brain cells third hand
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    There has GOT to be a booking room video of this....

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    I have to know:He didn't try giving his name as "Jumping Jack Flash"?
    Other than the DUI charge,why didn't the cop just say"Aww man.Light a match,will ya?"

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