"Flamer after Hose"! Only in NY!
FIREHOUSE SEX BID
By JAMIE SCHRAM
"I'm so horny!"
Posted: 3:38 am
October 1, 2008
Talk about a flaming come-on!
A weirdo tried to find a hot time at an Upper East Side firehouse Sunday by tiptoeing into the building, waking up a groggy battalion chief - and demanding gay sex, according to court records.
"Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you," suspect Eric Farr, 33, allegedly told the firefighter. "I'm just going to f- - - you. I'm so horny!"
After he woke up the room with his desperate bid for some blazing man-on-fireman action, the firefighters grabbed him and held him until police arrived.
Farr, who has a string of prior arrests, walked into Ladder Co. 13/ Engine Co. 22, on 85th between Third and Lex, at about 6 a.m.
He went up to the second floor room, where Battalion Chief Christopher Lennon and 13 other firefighters were asleep, according to court records.
Cops took Farr down to the 19th Precinct station house, where he was charged with second-degree burglary and an attempted criminal-sexual act in the first degree, according to court records.
He was then locked in a holding cell.
But that was not the end of Farr's day of lasciviousness. While cooling his heels in the clink, Farr allegedly took the opportunity to strike up a conversation with fellow accused criminal, Javier Alderete, 28, of Queens, who was in for a DUI rap.
One thing led to another, the stars aligned, and Farr performed a sex act on Alderete in the cell, according to the criminal complaint.
They broke it up only when an officer arrived, the complaint said.
Farr was eventually released on $5,000 bail.
When reached at his home on East 85th Street, Farr didn't have much to say: "As far as I'm concerned, nothing [happened]," he said, before slamming a door.
Farr's neighbors were stunned by the allegations.
A man in the building said, "This is extremely out of character for him. He was never intimidating or aggressive."
"I mean, who's he kidding? But it's New York, and absurd things happen."
Additional reporting by Tim Perone
Originally Posted by MEAN15
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