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    Default "Flamer after Hose"! Only in NY!

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    ERIC FARR

    "I'm so horny!"

    Posted: 3:38 am
    October 1, 2008

    Talk about a flaming come-on!

    A weirdo tried to find a hot time at an Upper East Side firehouse Sunday by tiptoeing into the building, waking up a groggy battalion chief - and demanding gay sex, according to court records.

    "Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you," suspect Eric Farr, 33, allegedly told the firefighter. "I'm just going to f- - - you. I'm so horny!"

    After he woke up the room with his desperate bid for some blazing man-on-fireman action, the firefighters grabbed him and held him until police arrived.

    Farr, who has a string of prior arrests, walked into Ladder Co. 13/ Engine Co. 22, on 85th between Third and Lex, at about 6 a.m.

    He went up to the second floor room, where Battalion Chief Christopher Lennon and 13 other firefighters were asleep, according to court records.

    Cops took Farr down to the 19th Precinct station house, where he was charged with second-degree burglary and an attempted criminal-sexual act in the first degree, according to court records.

    He was then locked in a holding cell.

    But that was not the end of Farr's day of lasciviousness. While cooling his heels in the clink, Farr allegedly took the opportunity to strike up a conversation with fellow accused criminal, Javier Alderete, 28, of Queens, who was in for a DUI rap.

    One thing led to another, the stars aligned, and Farr performed a sex act on Alderete in the cell, according to the criminal complaint.

    They broke it up only when an officer arrived, the complaint said.

    Farr was eventually released on $5,000 bail.

    When reached at his home on East 85th Street, Farr didn't have much to say: "As far as I'm concerned, nothing [happened]," he said, before slamming a door.

    Farr's neighbors were stunned by the allegations.

    A man in the building said, "This is extremely out of character for him. He was never intimidating or aggressive."

    "I mean, who's he kidding? But it's New York, and absurd things happen."

    Additional reporting by Tim Perone



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    .........

    Yet another reason the doors to a firehouse should always be secured.

    As I am sure B/C Lennon will be enforcing strictly from now on.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BLSboy View Post
    .........

    Yet another reason the doors to a firehouse should always be secured.

    As I am sure B/C Lennon will be enforcing strictly from now on.
    A friend of mine said his understanding (he wasn't working this particular tour) was that the lunatic broke in via a adjoining building under renovation that had some security measures removed...or so I've been told. He didn't waltz in the front door.

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    In reference to a previous thread, this fellow is lucky there were no firearms in the firehouse.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MEAN15 View Post
    In reference to a previous thread, this fellow is lucky there were no firearms in the firehouse.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FFFRED View Post
    He didn't waltz in the front door.

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    No he probably sache'd in.
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    Quote Originally Posted by snowball View Post
    No he probably sache'd in.
    Or maybe it was a tip-toe through the tulips?



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    Maybe what he really wanted was for someone to just install a child car seat for him......

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    But to try and pick up the Battalion Chief????? What was he think'n? hehehehehe

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    Maybe he thought he was in the Gay Olympics and "went for the Gold"!
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    No matter what, always secure the station at night, from every angle.

    Geeesh, back to Fire 101 for some people.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CALFFBOU View Post
    No matter what, always secure the station at night, from every angle.

    Geeesh, back to Fire 101 for some people.
    We all know you just can't resist taking a shot at a particular East Coast fire department......but please take a look at Post #3.

    Back to Reading 101 for some people.

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    I can see the headlines:

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    So let me get this straight.......It's wrong to ask a bat chief for sex?
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    Maybe the watchman should be given tazers like the ESU.
    Is it, "More women..Less fire"
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    If the Chief's Brother was the guy he asked he would have been picking up his teeth. How this got out to the news is amazing!

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    I'm surprised the BC didn't just point him in the direction of the probie!
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    Quote Originally Posted by jonnyirons2 View Post
    If the Chief's Brother was the guy he asked he would have been picking up his teeth. How this got out to the news is amazing!
    What's even stranger is that I didn't find it first.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CALFFBOU View Post
    No matter what, always secure the station at night, from every angle.

    Geeesh, back to Fire 101 for some people.
    Im shocked, SHOCKED I say, that you would condemn the members without knowing the entire story.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jonnyirons2 View Post
    ....... How this got out to the news is amazing!
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    Sure PD had not problem, "leaking" this story. They would have no problem doing it around here.

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