Thread: Ground floor investments
10-14-2008, 10:02 AM #1
Ground floor investments
Investment tips for 2008
With all the turmoil in the market today and the collapse of Lehman Bros and Acquisition of Merrill Lynch by Bank of America this might be some good advice. For all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks.
Watch for these consolidations later on this year:
1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W R. Grace Co. Will merge and become:
Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.
2.) Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and become:
Poly, Warner Cracker.
3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become:
4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become:
5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become:
6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become:
7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become:
8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become:
9. Victoria 's Secret and Smith &Wesson will merge under the new name:
TittyTittyBangBangIACOJ Membership 2002
The beatings will continue until the morale improves
10-14-2008, 11:19 AM #2
Funny... and thanks for allowing me to spray my morning coffee all over my desk, keyboard and monitor.. I'll have to call IT again!!!"The education of a firefighter and the continued education of a firefighter is what makes "real" firefighters. Continuous skill development is the core of progressive firefighting. We learn by doing and doing it again and again, both on the training ground and the fireground."
Lt. Ray McCormack, FDNY
10-14-2008, 12:24 PM #3
Just let me know what shares of TittyTittyBangBang start going for. I'll pull money out of my retirement to buy into that.To err is human, To forgive divine and at times I am as much of both as you will ever find
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