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    Default My girlfriend, my car and dog....Funny!

    Hi folks, this just came out and its making its way around the internet right now. Its real and I havent laughed this hard in a very long time. My eyes are still tearing. I promise its not porn or a virus.

    Anyways, please click on this link below and read the first page. Read the rest of the responses if you want, but make sure you skip to page #7. It just gets better and better after that.

    Here is the link- http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...hp?t=111777031

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    Even the burger-flippers at McDonald's probably have some McWackers.

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    OMG!!! That may possibly be the funniest thread I've ever read. I nearly ****ed myself.

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    That is some funny s***!
    If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

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    My freaking goodness man. It gets better in teh seventh page? Geez man - I am crying after the first one.
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    Its up to the 36 pages now.
    Even the burger-flippers at McDonald's probably have some McWackers.

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    Well. Read the first page then as "directed" skipped" to page 7. Only three words to say there!


    O. M. G. !!!!!






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    I saw that girl and thought asinine. What that means is I give her face a 1 and her asinine.

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    That is the best thread these eyes have ever seen.

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    Please, for the good of mankind! Burn my retinias out!!!!!!! Arghhhhh!!!!!

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    SHOOT HER!! SHOOOOOOT HER!!!
    Even the burger-flippers at McDonald's probably have some McWackers.

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    As soon as I saw that first post, I foresaw the tragic end...

    And I really do feel bad for having laughed at some of them. Not Nice. Her Myspace page is linked on page 17, and she has posted some comments on there to rebut the various forums. She's surprisingly positive.
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    In one word. Epic
    This space for rent

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    Quote Originally Posted by mcaldwell View Post
    As soon as I saw that first post, I foresaw the tragic end...

    And I really do feel bad for having laughed at some of them. Not Nice. Her Myspace page is linked on page 17, and she has posted some comments on there to rebut the various forums. She's surprisingly positive.
    Yesterday I gave up around page 14, I think it was. Looks like I gave up too soon.
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    OH MY GOD!!!

    OH MY GOD!!!

    I wish I didn't have to look at her so many times! God damn, she's got an ugly face! That guy has clearly not had his eyesight tested for a long time!
    If that guy really loves her he will do her a favour and rearrange her face, with his fists.

    I repeat an earlier statement

    Kill her! Kill her now!
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    Quote Originally Posted by MaryJane69 View Post
    OH MY GOD!!!

    OH MY GOD!!!

    I wish I didn't have to look at her so many times! God damn, she's got an ugly face! That guy has clearly not had his eyesight tested for a long time!
    If that guy really loves her he will do her a favour and rearrange her face, with his fists.
    I repeat an earlier statement

    Kill her! Kill her now!
    Geez, some of you are just freakin' brutal. One should NEVER joke about beating up a woman.

    Sure she's not very attractive, but it is really only that she has bad teeth that stand out and, as someone said, some makeup would do wonders. She's certainly not the ugliest woman I've ever seen.
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    Well said, Sheri. Maybe she didn't grow up with a strong mother figure in her world to show her the way.

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    I finally had to give up on reading the whole thing. 58 pages as of a few minutes ago. My wife had to come in last night and see why I was laughing and commented she had never seen me cry from laughing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RspctFrmCalgary View Post
    Geez, some of you are just freakin' brutal. One should NEVER joke about beating up a woman.

    Sure she's not very attractive, but it is really only that she has bad teeth that stand out and, as someone said, some makeup would do wonders. She's certainly not the ugliest woman I've ever seen.
    I'm sorry! (I hold my hands up) That was a bit excessive. I think I was still in shock when I said that. I take it back (the bit about how he should beat her up)
    It's not the destination, but the journey that matters.

    Stay safe

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    Was on page 62 earlier today....... Wow. Bou, is that your car and girl????????
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