Thread: Hardware Store Scam
11-12-2008, 11:31 PM #1
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- Jan 2008
- Flagstaff, AZ
Hardware Store Scam
Be Careful - A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular
hardware store customers.
Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out
shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite
Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your
Here's how the scam works:
Two very hot 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as
you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start
wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts
almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to
look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No'
and instead ask you for a ride to another hardware store..
You agree and they get in the backseat. On the way, they start
Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling
all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen September 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th,
20th, & 24th 29th. Also October 1st, 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd,
26th and 30th.
Three times this month already not including last Saturday and very
likely again this upcoming weekend.
So tell your friends to be careful.
P.S. Walmart has wallets on sale 2.99 each
11-13-2008, 02:27 PM #2
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- Jun 2002
- Glenn Dale Md, Heart of the P.G. County Fire Belt....
Pardon me, sir, but you're the umptygazillionth person to post that.......
But, it's still funny.......Never use Force! Get a Bigger Hammer.
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11-14-2008, 11:30 AM #3
Some "Lady" friends of Doug, no doubt..
Good to see the slow economy hasn't put them out of a job, yet..
Keep up the good work, girls..I fish for a living, but I have to work for money...
11-14-2008, 04:12 PM #4
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- Mar 2004
- Memphis Tn,USA-now
No,when I see a good looking woman,it usually ends up a scene from "O Brother,Where art Thou?" where the prison escapees get drunk up by the girls and drag one off to turn him in for the bounty.
11-14-2008, 05:11 PM #5
That’s the most despicable thing I’ve every heard of. No man should have to put up with that sort of thing.
I’m packing immediately for Flagstaff to help a brother out.
11-14-2008, 10:12 PM #6
You got me...I plead naive. I read all the dates of the stolen wallet.What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about?
11-15-2008, 12:43 AM #7
I need to help a brother out as well.
Gotta launch a full investigation, right after I go buy 50 or 60 wallets.
Altoona Fire Dept.
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EAT CHEESE OR DIE!!
11-15-2008, 04:36 AM #8
And to think that most men have to go to strip clubs for this type of "quaility entertainment."
Same outcome, an empty wallet. But at least you had a private show.
Honey, I sear I was just trying to help them out! I did not enjoy myself at all! Not one bit! I promise! HAHAHAHAHa
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