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    Exclamation Hardware Store Scam

    Be Careful - A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular
    hardware store customers.

    Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out
    shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite

    Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your

    Here's how the scam works:

    Two very hot 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as
    you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start
    wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts
    almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to
    look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No'
    and instead ask you for a ride to another hardware store..

    You agree and they get in the backseat. On the way, they start

    Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling
    all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.

    I had my wallet stolen September 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th,
    20th, & 24th 29th. Also October 1st, 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd,
    26th and 30th.

    Three times this month already not including last Saturday and very
    likely again this upcoming weekend.

    So tell your friends to be careful.


    P.S. Walmart has wallets on sale 2.99 each

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    Default Uh..............

    Pardon me, sir, but you're the umptygazillionth person to post that.......

    But, it's still funny.......
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    Some "Lady" friends of Doug, no doubt..

    Good to see the slow economy hasn't put them out of a job, yet..

    Keep up the good work, girls..
    I fish for a living, but I have to work for money...

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    Quote Originally Posted by rhvfd1214 View Post
    Some "Lady" friends of Doug, no doubt..

    Good to see the slow economy hasn't put them out of a job, yet..

    Keep up the good work, girls..
    If I knew two hot 20-21 year old coeds who'd crawl all over me,do you THINK I would have time to spend online so much since getting hurt?Or even the inclination for that matter?
    No,when I see a good looking woman,it usually ends up a scene from "O Brother,Where art Thou?" where the prison escapees get drunk up by the girls and drag one off to turn him in for the bounty.

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    That’s the most despicable thing I’ve every heard of. No man should have to put up with that sort of thing.

    I’m packing immediately for Flagstaff to help a brother out.

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    You got me...I plead naive. I read all the dates of the stolen wallet.
    What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about?

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    I need to help a brother out as well.

    Gotta launch a full investigation, right after I go buy 50 or 60 wallets.
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    Eau Claire, WI

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    And to think that most men have to go to strip clubs for this type of "quaility entertainment."

    Same outcome, an empty wallet. But at least you had a private show.
    Honey, I sear I was just trying to help them out! I did not enjoy myself at all! Not one bit! I promise! HAHAHAHAHa

    Stay Safe
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