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    Default The Merry Christmas Thread

    Here's to a safe and happy Christmas to all!
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    YUKKK!! Heiniken.

    But I thank you for the good wishes, and to eveyone out there

    MERRY CHRISTMAS
    HAPPY NEW YEAR
    HAPPY HOLDIAYS

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    Quote Originally Posted by MalahatTwo7 View Post
    YUKKK!! Heiniken.
    Blasphemy!! Have your eyes checked man!! That's Grolsch!!
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    Thumbs up And...............

    I'm Gonna be cheap and hijack this thread for my Holiday Card to All:


    MERRY CHRISTMAS

    Laura and I would like to wish everyone here a Happy and Safe Holiday Season.

    Thanks, Snowball. Best wishes to all at your house.
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    Brad, Angi and Jeff wish everyone a very

    MERRY CHRISTMAS



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    Merry Christmas to one and all!

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    Merry Christmas from the piping WOT.

    Stay safe, keep warm and enjoy the holidays!

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    HAHAHAAAA. And you didnt even have to "doctor" that one either.


    MERRY CHRISTMAS!


    So Pat when we gonna get together for that beer?
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    Default December 24,One hour B.C.

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    Merry Christmas,everybody!

    What is it about that wish that can offend people?Is it the wish for Peace on Earth?Or is it the wish for Goodwill to All?

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    I am completely and utterly disappointed in each adn every one of you. You all ought to be ashamed of yourselves.

    Using the statement "Merry Christmas" is completely exclusionary and offensive.

    You shall all be hearing from the ACLU, the Atheists, Agnostics, People Against the Separation of Church and State, and every other group of pathetic inbred boobs who have nothing better to do than to stick your nose in everyone elses business.


    And to all................Merry Freaking Christmas. Bah humbug!
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    Quote Originally Posted by DaSharkie View Post
    I am completely and utterly disappointed in each adn every one of you. You all ought to be ashamed of yourselves.

    Using the statement "Merry Christmas" is completely exclusionary and offensive.

    You shall all be hearing from the ACLU, the Atheists, Agnostics, People Against the Separation of Church and State, and every other group of pathetic inbred boobs who have nothing better to do than to stick your nose in everyone elses business.


    And to all................Merry Freaking Christmas. Bah humbug!

    And the Same Back at ya, Bro........
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    Merry Christmas to everybody!

    For those who fall into the categories below, I'm not talking to you...
    Quote Originally Posted by DaSharkie View Post
    the ACLU, the Atheists, Agnostics, People Against the Separation of Church and State, and every other group of pathetic inbred boobs who have nothing better to do than to stick your nose in everyone elses business.
    Plus a Happy New Year for all those who start their calendar years on January 1.
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    Merry Christmas Everyone. To my Canadian Brothers Happy Boxing Day too !

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    You know you can't say "Christmas" in America anymore. What's wrong with you?

    .......and Heineken rules!!!


    Merry Christmas to everyone, and Happy New Year!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by AZFF25 View Post

    .......and Heineken rules!!!
    Ya, it sure does..... the Schilitz House that is. Because thats about where I end up if I drink any.
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    Merry Christmas to all!!!!!

    Enjoy the holidays, remember the true meaning of Christmas and spend as much time with your loved ones as possible...Every day away from the family is a day you'll never get back.

    God Bless us all and stay safe!
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    Merry Freakin' Christmas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by snowball View Post
    Wait...wut?

    A few years ago,somone posted in this fine magazine that one funny that they did was to carry tennis balls painted red and when they'd find a road killed deer,he'd put a ball on the deer's nose.
    Dunno what that was supposed to mean.
    I borrowed my niece's miniature dachshund for Dec 24.Those people in Whoville are getting on my nerves again and this year,I am making good on a promise to steal their Christmas.

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    I'll be banned for sure!


    Season's Greetings!


    To All My Democrat Family and Friends:
    Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2009, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country, nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the recipient.



    To My Republican Family and Friends:
    Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

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    Season's Greetings!


    To All My Democrat Family and Friends:
    Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2009, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country, nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the recipient.
    Well. Just how many scum-sucking, bottom-dwelling, useless scumbag ACLU atorneys did you have to consult to get that "all-inclusive" and "non-threatening" well-wishing statement properly formatted?
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