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    To My Democrat Friends:

    Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.


    I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2008, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere .


    Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.

    To My Republican Friends:


    Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

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    That was supposed to be funny?
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    Quote Originally Posted by CaptainGonzo View Post
    That was supposed to be funny?
    No. He is just looking for another reason for sc to come on here and kick his ***.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GeorgeWendtCFI View Post
    No. He is just looking for another reason for sc to come on here and kick his ***.

    NOW THAT"S FUNNY!!!!

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    At least he could've updated it. It's wishing us a happy 2008. I can't wait for this year to be done.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CaptainGonzo View Post
    That was supposed to be funny?
    Nope, it is a fact.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jaybird210 View Post
    At least he could've updated it. It's wishing us a happy 2008. I can't wait for this year to be done.
    Ah, Good point. Have a happy and prosperous 2009 My friend.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ScareCrow57 View Post
    To My Democrat Friends:

    Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.


    I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2008, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere .


    Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.

    To My Republican Friends:


    Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
    What about those of us who aren't enrolled in any political party? what are we chopped liver?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gamewell45 View Post
    What about those of us who aren't enrolled in any political party? what are we chopped liver?

    Actually, you're better off...........


    AND, For the Record, To those of you who have stepped up and beyond the humdrum of being a faceless, unwanted, (except for your campaign contributions and votes) member of the Red or the Blue Parties:


    Merry Christmas
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    Quote Originally Posted by GeorgeWendtCFI View Post
    No. He is just looking for another reason for sc to come on here and kick his ***.
    It's really not much fun any more. Jaybird did all the heavy lifting on Brainboy this time around.

    Only a moron believes this drivel.
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    As sure as Christmas comes once a year, so do the morons like Brainboy claiming that there is a war on Christmas. Led this year by Fox News' Bill O'Reilly and Gretchen Carlson, the true war is between these blowhards and reality. So Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays. I hope you enjoy this special Christmas Media Moron poem.

    T’was the night before Christmas,
    And shakin in their shoes,
    Spewing hatred and lies,
    Were the folks at Fox News.
    “There’s a war on Christmas!”,
    Shouted Bill O’Reilly,
    Being the skeptic I am,
    I doubted this highly.
    They’ll remove all our trees!,
    Said the shrill Fox & Friends,
    I guess atheists and Christians,
    Will never make amends.
    Sitting up in his chair,
    Looking dazed and confused,
    O’Reilly continued,
    Our holiday we will lose!
    “There’s no war on Christmas!”
    I shout at my screen,
    This cat named O’Reilly,
    Gets marked down as mean.
    And Gretchen, though pretty,
    She’s still quite insane,
    As for Doocy and Kilmeade,
    They still need a brain.
    You now get the point,
    There’s no need to go on,
    That’s why all of Fox News,
    Is my media moron.
    MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR
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    Twas the night before Christmas and the rush was on.

    Presents were still being made.

    the elves union were still on a go slow negotiating for more pay.

    1/2 the reindeer had diahreah , and Santa did not want to fly behind THAT.

    Mrs Clauss was upset at not being able to do some last minute shopping.

    And then the fairy walks in dragging a big pine tree and asks...

    "Hey Santa, what do you want me to do with this..."

    And that is how the fairy got to the top of the christmas tree.
    Psychiatrists state 1 in 4 people has a mental illness.
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    Hi Ian, Merry Christmas!!.............. Oh wait, I forgot. You're a day closer to New Year's Day already...........
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    Yo Harve, a good one to you and yours as well.

    Days of sun and beach down here at the moment for Christmas in the top of the South Island is the time for call outs, holidaymakers, high trucks and BIKINIS.
    Psychiatrists state 1 in 4 people has a mental illness.
    Look at three of your friends, if they are ok, your it.

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    Why is it that people who don't want to hear "Merry Christmas" or see any celebration thereof,are also the ones who want to be off on December 25?
    If those of us who observe Christian holidays have to be tolerant of those that do not,why don't they have to be tolerant of Christian holidays?

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    Quote Originally Posted by FlyingKiwi View Post
    Yo Harve, a good one to you and yours as well.

    Days of sun and beach down here at the moment for Christmas in the top of the South Island is the time for call outs, holidaymakers, high trucks and BIKINIS.

    Opposite time of the Year for Bikinis here, but the 60f temps over the past 2 days have been welcome...........


    And, I would express my condolences for the loss of the brother in the Bay of Plenty area, the news reached here today.
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