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    There are thems what are funny and thems what are not. Those who are go on to tell jokes and make people laugh. Those what can't go on to be critics.
    If you don't do it RIGHT today, when will you have time to do it over? (Hall of Fame basketball player/coach John Wooden)

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    those who do... teach

    those who cant do... teach gym or have 11,000 posts on a internet forum showing that they have little to no life outside of firehouse
    The Box. You opened it. We Came...

    "You'll take my life but I'll take your's too. You'll fire musket but I'll run you through. So when your waiting for the next attack, you'll better understand there's no turn back."

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    Quote Originally Posted by JHR1985 View Post
    those who do... teach

    those who cant do... teach gym or have 11,000 posts on a internet forum showing that they have little to no life outside of firehouse
    Actually I do that - not the gym part though.
    If you don't do it RIGHT today, when will you have time to do it over? (Hall of Fame basketball player/coach John Wooden)

    "I may be slow, but my work is poor." Chief Dave Balding, MVFD

    "Its not Rocket Science. Just use a LITTLE imagination." (Me)

    Get it up. Get it on. Get it done!

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    Quote Originally Posted by JHR1985 View Post
    those who do... teach

    those who cant do... teach gym or have 11,000 posts on a internet forum showing that they have little to no life outside of firehouse
    I'm looking...and fail to see your funny contributions to this thread.

    Don't hold back now, feel free to post something funny.

    I can't wait to laugh!
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    More snow today....
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    Good one.......

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    "They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety." -- Benjamin Franklin

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    A woman gets on a bus with her baby.
    The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!"

    The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

    The man says: "You go right up there and tell him off Ė go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."
    The Box. You opened it. We Came...

    "You'll take my life but I'll take your's too. You'll fire musket but I'll run you through. So when your waiting for the next attack, you'll better understand there's no turn back."

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    A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He marched straight up to the counter and said, " Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."

    The social worker behind the counter said, " Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, and he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips and you will have to satisfy her sexual urges. You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The salary is $200,000 a year."

    The guy, wide-eyed, said, " You're kidding' me! "

    The social worker said, " Yeah, well . . You started it."
    The Box. You opened it. We Came...

    "You'll take my life but I'll take your's too. You'll fire musket but I'll run you through. So when your waiting for the next attack, you'll better understand there's no turn back."

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    Things are slow in Dallas/Fort Worth today?
    If you don't do it RIGHT today, when will you have time to do it over? (Hall of Fame basketball player/coach John Wooden)

    "I may be slow, but my work is poor." Chief Dave Balding, MVFD

    "Its not Rocket Science. Just use a LITTLE imagination." (Me)

    Get it up. Get it on. Get it done!

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    I dont live in Dallas/Fort Worth...

    i live in Hell...

    and its a good place.

    I like it there
    The Box. You opened it. We Came...

    "You'll take my life but I'll take your's too. You'll fire musket but I'll run you through. So when your waiting for the next attack, you'll better understand there's no turn back."

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    For you mighty mighty hunters out there...

    {bring me some venison please?}
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    A better picture would be of the guy if he woke up suddenly...
    HAVE PLAN.............WILL TRAVEL

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    I looked for a following image, I really did. That really would have been hilarious!

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    Um... who has the pliers?
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    hahahahahahaha
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    Oh how true....
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    Just spread your wings and fly!
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