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02-15-2010, 10:03 AM #381MembersZone Subscriber
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If you don't do it RIGHT today, when will you have time to do it over? (Hall of Fame basketball player/coach John Wooden)
"I may be slow, but my work is poor." Chief Dave Balding, MVFD
"Its not Rocket Science. Just use a LITTLE imagination."
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Get it up. Get it on. Get it done!
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02-15-2010, 10:23 AM #382MembersZone Subscriber
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those who do... teach
those who cant do... teach gym or have 11,000 posts on a internet forum showing that they have little to no life outside of firehouse
The Box. You opened it. We Came...
"You'll take my life but I'll take your's too. You'll fire musket but I'll run you through. So when your waiting for the next attack, you'll better understand there's no turn back."
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02-15-2010, 11:27 AM #383MembersZone Subscriber
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Actually I do that - not the gym part though.
Originally Posted by JHR1985
those who do... teach
those who cant do... teach gym or have 11,000 posts on a internet forum showing that they have little to no life outside of firehouseIf you don't do it RIGHT today, when will you have time to do it over? (Hall of Fame basketball player/coach John Wooden)
"I may be slow, but my work is poor." Chief Dave Balding, MVFD
"Its not Rocket Science. Just use a LITTLE imagination." (Me)
Get it up. Get it on. Get it done!
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02-15-2010, 12:27 PM #384Back In Black
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I'm looking...and fail to see your funny contributions to this thread. Originally Posted by JHR1985
those who do... teach
those who cant do... teach gym or have 11,000 posts on a internet forum showing that they have little to no life outside of firehouse
Don't hold back now, feel free to post something funny.
I can't wait to laugh!I am now a past chief and the views, opinions, and comments are mine and mine alone. I do not speak for any department or in any official capacity. Although, they would be smart to listen to me.
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02-16-2010, 07:41 AM #385Forum Member
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More snow today....
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02-16-2010, 09:02 AM #386Forum Member
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Good one.......
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02-16-2010, 09:28 AM #388MembersZone Subscriber
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"They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety." -- Benjamin Franklin
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02-17-2010, 11:26 AM #389MembersZone Subscriber
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02-17-2010, 11:39 AM #390MembersZone Subscriber
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby.
The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!"
The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"
The man says: "You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."The Box. You opened it. We Came...
"You'll take my life but I'll take your's too. You'll fire musket but I'll run you through. So when your waiting for the next attack, you'll better understand there's no turn back."
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02-17-2010, 11:40 AM #391MembersZone Subscriber
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A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He marched straight up to the counter and said, " Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."
The social worker behind the counter said, " Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, and he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips and you will have to satisfy her sexual urges. You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The salary is $200,000 a year."
The guy, wide-eyed, said, " You're kidding' me! "
The social worker said, " Yeah, well . . You started it."The Box. You opened it. We Came...
"You'll take my life but I'll take your's too. You'll fire musket but I'll run you through. So when your waiting for the next attack, you'll better understand there's no turn back."
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02-17-2010, 11:53 AM #392MembersZone Subscriber
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Things are slow in Dallas/Fort Worth today?
If you don't do it RIGHT today, when will you have time to do it over? (Hall of Fame basketball player/coach John Wooden)
"I may be slow, but my work is poor." Chief Dave Balding, MVFD
"Its not Rocket Science. Just use a LITTLE imagination." (Me)
Get it up. Get it on. Get it done!
impossible solved cotidie. miracles postulo viginti - quattuor hora animadverto
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02-17-2010, 01:13 PM #393MembersZone Subscriber
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I dont live in Dallas/Fort Worth...
i live in Hell...
and its a good place.
I like it thereThe Box. You opened it. We Came...
"You'll take my life but I'll take your's too. You'll fire musket but I'll run you through. So when your waiting for the next attack, you'll better understand there's no turn back."
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02-19-2010, 06:50 AM #394Forum Member
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For you mighty mighty hunters out there...
{bring me some venison please?}Last edited by firecat1; 04-04-2010 at 06:48 AM.
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02-21-2010, 05:22 AM #395Forum Member
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A better picture would be of the guy if he woke up suddenly...
HAVE PLAN.............WILL TRAVEL
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02-21-2010, 07:13 AM #396Forum Member
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I looked for a following image, I really did. That really would have been hilarious!
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02-21-2010, 07:13 AM #397Forum Member
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Um... who has the pliers?
Last edited by firecat1; 04-04-2010 at 06:48 AM.
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02-21-2010, 01:50 PM #398Forum Member
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hahahahahahaha
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02-21-2010, 02:12 PM #399Forum Member
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Oh how true....
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02-23-2010, 07:38 AM #400Forum Member
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Just spread your wings and fly!
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