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    JUST ducky!
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    Quote Originally Posted by MalahatTwo7 View Post
    JUST ducky!
    HEY! That's my saying!!!

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    Press "Snooze"?
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    You know it's true!
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    Quote Originally Posted by firecat1 View Post
    You know it's true!
    You listen to Milli Vanilli,too?I thought I was the only one!They rock!
    (NOT!)

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    Are you "Someone" or "Somewhere"?
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    HAHAHAHAAHA this is ME!
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    Quote Originally Posted by MalahatTwo7 View Post
    HAHAHAHAAHA this is ME!
    Ummm...what gets Coke out of a keyboard?
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    Quote Originally Posted by firecat1 View Post
    Ummm...what gets Coke out of a keyboard?
    I have that problem with my Etch-a-Sketch(tm).
    Hold it upside down and shake it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by doughesson View Post
    I have that problem with my Etch-a-Sketch(tm).
    Hold it upside down and shake it.
    {In my best John Cleese voice: }


    You LUCKY LUCKY Bahztahd! I WISH I had an etch-a-sketch. All they gave me was a chalk board, but no chalk!

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    Be nice, or else!
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    Quote Originally Posted by mtg55 View Post
    Ding!Ding! Ding!
    "It's quittin' time!"
    "Hold on.Who called quittin' time.I's foreman on this project.I calls quittin' time here at Tara.IT QUITTIN' TIME!"

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    you and your stupid cats. there is a reason i log on here about once a month and its because you people make me sick, supporting this nonsense.
    The Box. You opened it. We Came...

    "You'll take my life but I'll take your's too. You'll fire musket but I'll run you through. So when your waiting for the next attack, you'll better understand there's no turn back."

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    Quote Originally Posted by JHR1985 View Post
    you and your stupid cats. there is a reason i log on here about once a month and its because you people make me sick, supporting this nonsense.
    Yet you keep returning.Why is that?

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    What's so bad about cats??? I love them......


















    ... smoked, broiled, even on the grill with a dash of rosemary. After all, they are "THE OTHER WHITE MEAT".

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    Quote Originally Posted by EastKyFF
    "Firemens gets antsies. Theys wants to goes to fires. Sometimeses they haves to waits."

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    Quote Originally Posted by JHR1985 View Post
    you and your stupid cats. there is a reason i log on here about once a month and its because you people make me sick, supporting this nonsense.
    Um, this is the "Off Duty" forum, right? See, I like posting informative material in reference to peoples questions or concerns in the appropriate thread. I also enjoy things such as "fun" and "laughter". Maybe you've heard of these?
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    Not sure if this has been posted yet. I'm going to admit that I'm being lazy by not going through the umpteen pages on here to check.

    "Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of
    Israel, "pick up your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I
    will lead you to the Promised Land".

    Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit
    on your asses, and light up a camel, this is the Promised Land".

    Now Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the
    price of camels, and mortgaged the promised land......

    I got so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, Savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc...

    I called the suicide hotline. Got a freakin' call center in Pakistan.
    I told them I was suicidal. They got all excited and asked if I could
    drive a truck........"
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    BEST LAWYER STORY OF THE YEAR, DECADE AND PROBABLY THE CENTURY!

    Charlotte, North Carolina. USA.
    A lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then insured them against, among other things, fire.
    Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars and without yet having made even his first premium payment on the policy, the lawyer filed a claim against the insurance company.
    In his claim, the lawyer stated the 24 cigars were lost "in a series of small fires."
    The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason, that the man had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion.
    The lawyer sued.. and WON!

    (Stay with me.)

    Delivering the ruling, the judge agreed with the insurance company that the claim was frivolous. The judge stated nevertheless, that the lawyer held a policy from the company, which it had warranted that the cigars were insurable and also guaranteed that it would insure them against fire, without defining what is considered to be "unacceptable fire" and was obligated to pay the claim!
    Rather than endure lengthy and costly appeal process, the insurance company accepted the ruling and paid $15,000 to the lawyer for his loss of the cigars lost in the "fires".

    NOW, FOR THE BEST PART!

    After the lawyer cashed the check, the insurance company had him arrested on 24 counts of ARSON!

    With his own insurance claim and testimony from the previous case being used against him, the lawyer was convicted of intentionally burning his insured property and was sentenced to 24 months in jail and a $24,000 fine.



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    holy crap I liked that


    It was a good story.

    A break from the stupid cat pictures.

    And to answer your question, sometimes I get bored at work and like to entertain myself by logging on here.
    The Box. You opened it. We Came...

    "You'll take my life but I'll take your's too. You'll fire musket but I'll run you through. So when your waiting for the next attack, you'll better understand there's no turn back."

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    ............
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    Hahaha, now was that supposed to be someone in particular?
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    Quote Originally Posted by mtg55 View Post
    Hahaha, now was that supposed to be someone in particular?
    ***evil snicker***

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    How do YOU measure up?
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