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    Good nuts/bad nuts?
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    Putcher hand up if you've "Been-There-Done-That!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by MalahatTwo7 View Post
    Putcher hand up if you've "Been-There-Done-That!"
    So you are saying that you are going to get your mouth wash out, Eh?
    Stay Safe and Well Out There....

    Always remembering 9-11-2001 and 343+ Brothers

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    Quote Originally Posted by CaptOldTimer View Post
    So you are saying that you are going to get your mouth wash out, Eh?
    NAH. I got a wife who does that for me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MalahatTwo7 View Post
    NAH. I got a wife who does that for me.
    HEY!!! If I even thought about doing that, you'd turn me over your knee!

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    Quote Originally Posted by firecat1 View Post
    HEY!!! If I even thought about doing that, you'd turn me over your knee!
    Oh my......
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    Be careful what you ask!
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    I always thought Bugs Bunny was supposed to be the "love interest"????
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    Quote Originally Posted by snowball View Post
    Put up some funny stuff. Pics, vids whatever. Lets lighten the mood around here!
    I'll start!

    Thanks you for the post.

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    {keep an open mind and a sense of humor!!!}

    I always thought organized religion was a bit nuts!
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    Try these for "size"
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    Remember what I did with the last batch of nuts, hmmm?

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    Oh my holy god......
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    Quote Originally Posted by firecat1 View Post
    Remember what I did with the last batch of nuts, hmmm?
    Ya! They got made into cookies. YUM YUM

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    Quote Originally Posted by mtg55 View Post
    Oh my holy god......
    Gitcher mind out of the gutter!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MalahatTwo7 View Post
    Ya! They got made into cookies. YUM YUM
    Apply liberally to nuts.
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    Quote Originally Posted by firecat1 View Post
    Apply liberally to nuts.


    The nut buster!!!!!
    Stay Safe and Well Out There....

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    Quote Originally Posted by firecat1 View Post
    Gitcher mind out of the gutter!
    It wasn't there, it was somewhere much more painful!!!! Geez, always think the kid's goin dirty.....is that the rap I'm getting?!
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    Quote Originally Posted by firecat1 View Post
    Apply liberally to nuts.
    http://www.firehouse.com/forums/atta...1&d=1277218564

    Not to mine, you don't!!!!
    I'm the one Fire and Rescue calls, when they need to be Rescued.

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    "Firemens gets antsies. Theys wants to goes to fires. Sometimeses they haves to waits."

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    Quote Originally Posted by FIREMECH1 View Post
    But cookies don't stay together very well if the nuts are left whole. *snerk*

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    Smack that inner child's bum!
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    In the words of Jo Dee Messina, mine's busted.

    http://cheezburger.com/Asset/View/3650352384
















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    When the art of Zen gets out of hand, due to a monk with too many smarts and too much time on his hands.
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    1. Law of Mechanical Repair - After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee.

    2. Law of Gravity - Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

    3. Law of Probability - The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act

    4. Law of Random Numbers - If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers.

    5. Law of the Alibi - If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.

    6. Variation Law - If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).

    7. Law of the Bath - When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.

    8. Law of Close Encounters - The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

    9. Law of the Result - When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

    10. Law of Biomechanics - The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

    11. Law of the Theater and Hockey Arena - At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle, always arrive last. They are the ones who will leave their seats several times to go for food, beer, or the toilet and who leave early before the end of the performance or the game is over. The folks in the aisle seats come early, never move once, have long gangly legs or big bellies, and stay to the bitter end of the performance.. The aisle people also are very surly folk.

    12. The Coffee Law - As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

    13. Murphy's Law of Lockers - If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.

    14. Law of Physical Surfaces - The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor, are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet or rug.

    15. Law of Logical Argument - Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.

    16. Brown's Law of Physical Appearance - If the clothes fit, they're ugly.

    17. Oliver's Law of Public Speaking - A closed mouth gathers no feet.

    18. Wilson's Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy - As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.

    19. Doctors' Law - If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you'll feel better. But don't make an appointment, and you'll stay sick.

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