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    20. Dispatch Law - As soon as you take a bite of food, the 911 rings.

    21. Kitchen Law - As soon as you enter the kitchen, you have radio traffic.

    22. Computer Law - As soon as you log off of the computer, a call comes in for dispatch.

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    Thats about it for now, without being redundant.

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    Default Murphy's Law of Firefighting

    1.Mutual aid-isn't.
    2.Professionals are predictable but the world is full of amateurs.
    3.NEVER share an attack line with someone who is braver than you.
    4.The easy way in is always locked.
    5.The hard way in is always blocked.
    6.Never look important.That media crew might be looking for an interview.
    7.The smoldering pile of rubble that you are ignoring is the main seat of the fire.
    8.The only two guys who actually know how to operate the new equipment will be unavailable the first time when it is really needed.
    9.Rehab math:4 and 1 manning on the rig equals 5 cases of Gatorade per call.
    10.The first time you use profanity on the radio,the deciding vote on the Board of Trustees' promotion comittee will be monitoring the talkaround channel.

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    These were just sent to me, figured I'd share 'em...
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    And a couple more...
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    Quote Originally Posted by firecat1 View Post
    And a couple more...


    LOL funny thing firecat I got these same toons in an email this morning from one of my friends.

    Never thought about posting them. Duh!
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    Quote Originally Posted by CaptOldTimer View Post
    LOL funny thing firecat I got these same toons in an email this morning from one of my friends.

    Never thought about posting them. Duh!
    Oh crap! It wasn't from a lady now living in TN was it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by firecat1 View Post
    These were just sent to me, figured I'd share 'em...
    So,when the ham was "cured",what did it have?

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    Quote Originally Posted by doughesson View Post
    So,when the ham was "cured",what did it have?
    Oh, a shelf life of about 5 years.!

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    Quote Originally Posted by doughesson View Post
    So,when the ham was "cured",what did it have?
    Oh, a shelf life of about 5 years.!
    Spam SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM!

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    "They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety." -- Benjamin Franklin

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    Quote Originally Posted by MarcusKspn View Post
    I don't like scary movies.

    That woman looks scary to me!!
    Stay Safe and Well Out There....

    Always remembering 9-11-2001 and 343+ Brothers

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    Quote Originally Posted by CaptOldTimer View Post
    I don't like scary movies.

    That woman looks scary to me!!

    Second point first:She looks like my ex when her lawyer announced how much she wanted of what I made.THAT'S scary,my friends and neighbors.I lived with fear for 19 months.But sometimes,she'd let me go fishing and hunting.

    You wouldn't like "Prince of Darkness" much,either.It's about these graduate students investigating a giant jar found in an abandoned Church and they find the Devil had been captured and bottled up for 400 years.
    The Devil gets loose and people start getting sucked into mirrors and puked on to possess them as well.
    A buddy and I doubledated to see that movie in the 80s.Neither of us heard from those women again and we both stayed away from mirrors until not only our Division Officer was getting on us for not shaving but Chief started to take an interest in our non regulation facial hair as well.(You didn't want Chief on your case.It meant Bad Things were going to happen to you.)
    The aforementioned ex swore that horror movies didn't scare her any but she jumped when one guy rolled over in bed and found his new girlfriend was now a corpse lying with him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by doughesson View Post
    Second point first:She looks like my ex when her lawyer announced how much she wanted of what I made.THAT'S scary,my friends and neighbors.I lived with fear for 19 months.But sometimes,she'd let me go fishing and hunting.

    You wouldn't like "Prince of Darkness" much,either.It's about these graduate students investigating a giant jar found in an abandoned Church and they find the Devil had been captured and bottled up for 400 years.
    The Devil gets loose and people start getting sucked into mirrors and puked on to possess them as well.
    A buddy and I doubledated to see that movie in the 80s.Neither of us heard from those women again and we both stayed away from mirrors until not only our Division Officer was getting on us for not shaving but Chief started to take an interest in our non regulation facial hair as well.(You didn't want Chief on your case.It meant Bad Things were going to happen to you.)
    The aforementioned ex swore that horror movies didn't scare her any but she jumped when one guy rolled over in bed and found his new girlfriend was now a corpse lying with him.


    I didn't know your EX but hat is scary enough for me!!

    You are so right, I wouldn't like this movie. I may have nightmares or nightstuds, whichever.

    Let me just watch my collection of John Waynes and Clint Eastwood flicks.
    Stay Safe and Well Out There....

    Always remembering 9-11-2001 and 343+ Brothers

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    I'll take that CaptOldTimer would take a shining to "The Shining".





















    .... or maybe.... NOT !!!

    hehehehe
    I'm the one Fire and Rescue calls, when they need to be Rescued.

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    "Firemens gets antsies. Theys wants to goes to fires. Sometimeses they haves to waits."

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    Not so much funny as cute!


    {The url is a gif and I couldn't get the original this lol was made from.}

    http://cheezburger.com/Asset/View/3744367872

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    Rick sent me this from work but ...
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    "They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety." -- Benjamin Franklin

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    "...And I've about had my fill of Doctor f***ing Phil...."
    From Tim Wilson's "But I Could Be Wrong" album and song

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    Why did I find this thread all the way on page 2?!?!

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    That's how you put out a fire...

    "They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety." -- Benjamin Franklin

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    Sure that's not thinning the herd,either way?

    Quote Originally Posted by MarcusKspn View Post
    That's how you put out a fire...


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    Men Are Just Happier People

    NICKNAMES
    If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.
    If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Dickhead and **** for Brains.

    EATING OUT
    When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
    When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

    MONEY
    A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
    A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.

    BATHROOMS
    A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel.
    The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.

    ARGUMENTS
    A woman has the last word in any argument.
    Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

    FUTURE
    A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
    A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

    SUCCESS
    A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
    A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

    MARRIAGE
    A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
    A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.

    DRESSING UP
    A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
    A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

    NATURAL
    Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
    Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

    OFFSPRING
    Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances,best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
    A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
    I'm the one Fire and Rescue calls, when they need to be Rescued.

    Quote Originally Posted by EastKyFF
    "Firemens gets antsies. Theys wants to goes to fires. Sometimeses they haves to waits."

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