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    reminds me of some of the posting populus here...hahaha
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    Quote Originally Posted by MalahatTwo7 View Post
    Every Redneck just HAS TO HAVE ONE! Its MANDATORY. Right?
    They're "only" $53,000.00 USD from Dillon Aero(I checked) but they get you on ammo costs.
    I think they have a discount if you buy a reloading machine to "roll yer own".

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    Quote Originally Posted by MalahatTwo7 View Post
    Reminds me of a story I heard from the Brits when we were stationed in Cyprus, back in '88. Story goes that one of their mates was sent home a bit early from an exercise. He found the Missus doing what oughter NOT be doing, so he went back to the tank park, signed out a Challenger and "took a tour through the married quarters"..... and his house.

    Apparently he stopped short of driving through the bedroom areas though.

    Three guys I've known since Basic and "A" school have told me this so there might be something to it.
    No sh**,guys.This really happened.I seen it myself.I heard of an RM on a boomer tender that would date "deployment widows" whose husbands were in a boomer's Gold or Blue crews.
    Translation for those who've never been in the US Navy:Once upon a time,there was a radioman on a missile submarine support ship who only dated women whose husbands were at sea in the alternating crews that man missile submarines.
    When a submarine would leave for patrol,he'd watch the pier and that evening,he'd go to area clubs until he found a "depolyment widow" whose husband was at sea and date her for the duration.
    He would handle radio traffic from the subs that his ship supported and when the boat would call in at the end of their deployment to request a berth assignment and shoreside power services,he'd know to break it off with his current girlfriend.
    After the crews did their changeover and the boomer was heading back to her patrol area,he'd repeat the process.
    He figured he had a pretty sweet deal because if he was out on the town with his "Blue" crew girlfriend and his "Gold" crew girlfriend saw them while she was with her husband,what was she going to do?Run up to,slap him and call him a cheating bustard and pull the other woman's hair out in front of her husband?
    Eventually,he got found out when the wives' club had a meeting at a local bar and someone who had just one shot too many of tequila discussed it and someone else told her husband about it when he got back.
    I am told that since numerous boomer sailors were making threats against the entire communications department on that tender,they had to get the Marines to escort him after his sudden transfer to another ship that was heading to Antarctica where they were to leave him for a couple years until it all blew over.

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    *from SFGate*
    Day In Pictures Friday March 19, 2010 Day In Pictures Archive
    | Archive | Buy Photos | More Photo Galleries 16 of 16.

    That's the last time I order the Ground Squirrel with Habaneros: A jaguar lets it all hang out at the Schoenbrunn Zoo, Vienna.
    Photo: Hans Punz / AP
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    I knew a few cooks like this one:
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    Quote Originally Posted by MalahatTwo7 View Post
    I knew a few cooks like this one:
    During Channel Fever Bingo Night in USS Mahan coming back from the Med in 86,the Command Master Chief was commenting that instead of having alarm bells and notifying the OOD whenever someone exercised the 5" mount or the Mk10 launcher,they should have the MS guys report to the bridge that they are lighting off the steam pots prior to serving chow.
    Some of those gut burner meals they served STILL affect me today.

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    ............
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    Quote Originally Posted by firecat1 View Post
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    I got a flyer from Bass Pro Shop the other day that sounds kind of creepy:The Easter Bunny will be there March 27 and 28 as well as April 3 and 4.

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    "Be afraid, be very afraid."
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    Quote Originally Posted by doughesson View Post
    I got a flyer from Bass Pro Shop the other day that sounds kind of creepy:The Easter Bunny will be there March 27 and 28 as well as April 3 and 4.
    Smart. There will be hunters lined up in the parking lot like a firing squad!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by mtg55 View Post
    Smart. There will be hunters lined up in the parking lot like a firing squad!!!!
    I'm already in line. Set my tent up this morning and here for the long haul. I plan on bagging the limit.
    HAVE PLAN.............WILL TRAVEL

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    Honey Do List...
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    Quote Originally Posted by mtg55 View Post
    Smart. There will be hunters lined up in the parking lot like a firing squad!!!!
    The one here in Memphis had all the BB guns,air soft guns and cap guns locked up this weekend.Kids had to remain near their parents.
    I don't know why.

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    I know a dog just like this!
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    ROFLMAO
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    Quote Originally Posted by MalahatTwo7 View Post
    I know a dog just like this!
    Yup, that's Nik. And 3 guesses as to who walks him when it's raining and the first 2 don't count!

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    Here is a nice cheer-you-up in case anybody is feeling down.

    Firecat1: If you keep on watching you will find that it might even cheer you up as well!
    "They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety." -- Benjamin Franklin

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    ROFLMAO!!!
    {Do I seem uncheery?}

    Quote Originally Posted by MarcusKspn View Post
    Here is a nice cheer-you-up in case anybody is feeling down.

    Firecat1: If you keep on watching you will find that it might even cheer you up as well!

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    Sometimes it feels this way at the local river......
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    Quote Originally Posted by firecat1 View Post
    ROFLMAO!!!
    {Do I seem uncheery?}
    I was just counting on equal opportunity
    "They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety." -- Benjamin Franklin

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