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    The skwirlies are coming, the skwirlies are coming!!!
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    really funny....
    lol

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    "They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety." -- Benjamin Franklin

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    Quote Originally Posted by firecat1 View Post
    The skwirlies are coming, the skwirlies are coming!!!
    She's just stringing the little varmints along until the last Saturday of August,which just happens to be opening day of squirrel season in both Tennessee and Kentucky.
    I will be unavailable that day as I will be carrying a 20 guage shotgun in a wildlife management area that I refuse to name without my cell phone(so nobody will interrupt) in search of the wily skwirleez.
    "They gone be good fried."

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    Topic: LAUGHTER IN THE WORKPLACE

    Joke of the Week August 17, 2010

    A SafetyXChange Member: How many safety personnel are needed to change a light bulb?

    Fifteen:

    One to conduct the Project Safety & Health Review;
    One to prepare the Job Safety Analysis;
    One to review the Standard Operating Procedure;
    One to check regulatory requirements;
    One to assess training needs;
    One to create training materials;
    One to do fall protection training;
    One to document training;
    One to prepare the PPE assessment;
    One to locate proper fall protection equipment;
    One to inspect the ladder;
    One to provide adequate anchorage for the ladder;
    One standing by to give first aid in case of bulb breakage;
    One to supervise the installation;
    And one poor chump to explain to management why changing a light bulb costs so much and takes so long.

    Oh, and one welder, carpenter, electrician or maintenance employee to actually change the darned bulb.

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    That reminds me,I've gotta clean up my mind for the next OSHA inspection.
    A few years ago a team went in and never returned."That's the last time anyone ever saw poor Jimmy Kretchmer"
    The next party that went in came back a few people short and gigged me for no handrails around the sharp precipices,poor to no lighting and/or ventilation and no warning signs about the aforementioned precipices.
    I'm gonna get fined if I don't clean it up to where people can get into my head.

    Quote Originally Posted by MalahatTwo7 View Post
    Topic: LAUGHTER IN THE WORKPLACE

    Joke of the Week August 17, 2010

    A SafetyXChange Member: How many safety personnel are needed to change a light bulb?

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    I've gotten a letter the other day from a prison inmate who's threatening to escape and kill me if I don't quit messing around with his wife while he's inside.
    I'd call it off between us but I don't know who it is making the threats.He never signed his name.

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    "They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety." -- Benjamin Franklin

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    Quote Originally Posted by MarcusKspn View Post

    Quoting Dana Carvey as President George HW Bush,"Not gonna go there.Not gonna do it.Wouldn't be prudent.Not at this juncture.It's bad.It's bad."

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    Quote Originally Posted by MarcusKspn View Post
    Wasn't the one meant to prevent the other?
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    Quote Originally Posted by mtg55 View Post
    Wasn't the one meant to prevent the other?

    Maybe so, but it still lost it load!!
    Stay Safe and Well Out There....

    Always remembering 9-11-2001 and 343+ Brothers

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    Quote Originally Posted by CaptOldTimer View Post
    Maybe so, but it still lost it load!!
    Well, loosing the load is the goal, condom or not. The failure to contain was the issue....

    I think reporters just love stories where they can be creative with the headlines and get away with it.
    "They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety." -- Benjamin Franklin

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    Quote Originally Posted by MarcusKspn
    Well, loosing the load is the goal, condom or not. The failure to contain was the issue....
    You just bought yourself a monitor, keyboard, and a mouse. I took them all out with that one, and MD.

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    "Firemens gets antsies. Theys wants to goes to fires. Sometimeses they haves to waits."

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    Quote Originally Posted by MarcusKspn View Post
    Wahahahahahahahahahaha!!! Thanks for the laugh, it's a great way to get my day going!

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    This is scary that they make this....
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    Quote Originally Posted by mtg55 View Post
    This is scary that they make this....
    Mom, the scary bunnyman is scaring me!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MarcusKspn View Post
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    I think reporters just love stories where they can be creative with the headlines and get away with it.
    I remember a newspaper article when I was stationed in Norfolk about an inmate at the local mental prison who raped a nurse while escaping one night.
    The headline read"Nut Screws and Bolts".
    Imagine THAT headline on a paper today.

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    Quote Originally Posted by doughesson
    i remember a newspaper article when i was stationed in norfolk about an inmate at the local mental prison who raped a nurse while escaping one night.
    the headline read"nut screws and bolts".
    imagine that headline on a paper today.
    Medic !!!! Medic !!!!




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    I'm the one Fire and Rescue calls, when they need to be Rescued.

    Quote Originally Posted by EastKyFF
    "Firemens gets antsies. Theys wants to goes to fires. Sometimeses they haves to waits."

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    Quote Originally Posted by firecat1 View Post
    Mom, the scary bunnyman is scaring me!!!
    Why didn't you shoot him?
    Stay Safe and Well Out There....

    Always remembering 9-11-2001 and 343+ Brothers

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    Quote Originally Posted by firecat1 View Post
    Mom, the scary bunnyman is scaring me!!!
    Don't worry... he is harmless.

    Bunny season opens soon.
    HAVE PLAN.............WILL TRAVEL

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