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    Quote Originally Posted by CaptOldTimer View Post
    Improvise, Adapt and Overcome!!



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    My nieces never believed that when I was their age(youngest 11),we DID have to get up to turn the tv on,change the volume or channel or that we only had 3 channels.And if the President came on,your evening was shot.We'd be walking around the house fussing "The President's on!He's on every channel!We're gonna miss 'Buck Rogers in the 25th Century' and 'Battlestar Galactica!" while my Dad was saying "You boys wanna cry?Come over here and I'll give you something to cry about!"
    Like Bucky Covington sings,it truly was a different world.

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    Quote Originally Posted by doughesson View Post
    My nieces never believed that when I was their age(youngest 11),we DID have to get up to turn the tv on,change the volume or channel or that we only had 3 channels.And if the President came on,your evening was shot.We'd be walking around the house fussing "The President's on!He's on every channel!We're gonna miss 'Buck Rogers in the 25th Century' and 'Battlestar Galactica!" while my Dad was saying "You boys wanna cry?Come over here and I'll give you something to cry about!"
    Like Bucky Covington sings,it truly was a different world.
    You had a TV?? When we finally got one back in the 50's we had the same three, 3 - 4 and 13. BTW, wmc was on 4 back then, later moved to 5 as being next to wrec was a problem.
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    It explains it all....



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    Just for laughs.......


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    LMAO, nice CoT
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    Quote Originally Posted by CaptOldTimer View Post
    Just for laughs.......


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    Hey Cap! Is that you....???

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    Quote Originally Posted by MalahatTwo7 View Post
    Hey Cap! Is that you....???


    Yeah, isn't it pretty stunning of me???
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    things that make you go "hmmm",


    Sexual harassment at work-is it a problem for the self-employed? --Victoria Wood

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    Just........ EEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! *yucky face*






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    things that make you go "hmmm",


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    Quote Originally Posted by firecat1 View Post
    Just........ EEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! *yucky face*


    It is not, thank you very much!


    It's cute!
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    Quote Originally Posted by CaptOldTimer View Post

    It's cute!
    Pud-pulling {to phrase it bluntly} is cute? I just get the mental image of a self-employed plumber playing with his "pipes". EEEEEWWWWWWWWWW!!!

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    How about Imperial Dog Walker?
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    Quote Originally Posted by MalahatTwo7 View Post
    How about Imperial Dog Walker?
    That is freekin sweet.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CaptOldTimer View Post
    You had a TV?? When we finally got one back in the 50's we had the same three, 3 - 4 and 13. BTW, wmc was on 4 back then, later moved to 5 as being next to wrec was a problem.

    Wow..... You got 13 all the way from Norfolk??........
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    Quote Originally Posted by firecat1 View Post
    Pud-pulling {to phrase it bluntly} is cute? I just get the mental image of a self-employed plumber playing with his "pipes". EEEEEWWWWWWWWWW!!!
    LOL Funny at best. Well I am not a plumber and I don't play with me pipe.
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    Quote Originally Posted by hwoods View Post
    Wow..... You got 13 all the way from Norfolk??........

    Well, not really, but where I grew up, where doug is, Memphis, that is all we had.

    I did in some weather conditions, pick up WTAR Ch. 3 and WAVY Ch. 10 from Norfolk at times. Also at times a station out of North Carolina would come in pretty on Ch 9. I never found out where that was, but guessing Greensboro. This was on a old black and white table model, with an outside antenna.
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    Y'all know I'm convinced the skwirlies are taking over the world........

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfABnAS5i9Q

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    Quote Originally Posted by firecat1 View Post
    Y'all know I'm convinced the skwirlies are taking over the world........

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfABnAS5i9Q


    I think you could call that one Super Skwirlie!!!
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    Default Received in Email From My Duty Coordinator

    (and yep, she's Australian... well from Tasmania actually.)

    Men Are Just Happier People --

    What do you expect from such simple creatures?

    Your last name stays put.

    The garage is all yours.

    Wedding plans take care of themselves.

    Chocolate is just another snack.

    You can be President.

    You can never be pregnant.

    You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.

    You can wear NO shirt to a water park.

    Car mechanics tell you the truth.

    The world is your urinal.

    You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.

    You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

    Same work, more pay.

    Wrinkles add character.

    Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.

    People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.

    New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet

    One mood all the time.

    Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

    You know stuff about tanks.

    A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

    You can open all your own jars.

    You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

    If someone forgets to invite you,

    He or she can still be your friend.

    Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack..

    Three pairs of shoes are more than enough..

    You almost never have strap problems in public.

    You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes..

    Everything on your face stays its original color.

    The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

    You only have to shave your face and neck.

    You can play with toys all your life.

    One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.

    You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

    You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.

    You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

    You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives

    On December 24 in 25 minutes..

    No wonder men are happier.

    NICKNAMES

    If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.

    If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Bubba and Sh !thead.


    EATING OUT

    When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.

    When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

    MONEY

    A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

    A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.

    BATHROOMS

    A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel.

    The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.

    ARGUMENTS

    A woman has the last word in any argument.

    Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

    FUTURE

    A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

    A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife..

    MARRIAGE

    A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

    A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.

    DRESSING UP

    A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.

    A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

    NATURAL

    Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.

    Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

    OFFSPRING

    Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.

    A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

    THOUGHT FOR THE DAY

    A married man should forget his mistakes There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!



    SO, send this to the women who have a sense of humor and can handle it .... and to the men who will enjoy reading it.

    {MalNote: and ya, I know. Most of this is as old as dirt, but who cares. Right?}

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    Great one!!






    I think!
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    If this doesn't at least make you grin, you might wanna get a funny bone installed!

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    Quote Originally Posted by CaptOldTimer View Post
    This was on a old black and white table model, with an outside antenna.
    I was making breakfast in the kitchen the other morning with the Three Stooges on, my 6 year old comes in, and after giggling for 5 minutes he says "daddy what's wrong with the colors?"
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    Thumbs up A Great CHRISTMAS GIFT

    I might have to pick one of these up!

    DeWalt Nail Gun

    A must have in every home in America !

    For everyone who would rather not have a gun in the house!

    In view of the recent Supreme Court ruling, sales of this new product may skyrocket.

    NAIL GUNS! AND, you don't even have to REGISTER them or have LICENSES for them!

    AND, you don't have to worry about them being CONCEALED!

    Just a LOT of good stuff to do with THIS!

    Once in awhile something so totally cool comes out that even a guy who doesn't normally even know what he'd like for Father's Day or Christmas would immediately ask for it:

    Thank you, DeWalt!!!

    New Nail Gun, made by DeWALT

    It can drive a 16-D nail through a 2x4 at 200 yards.

    This makes construction a breeze, you can sit in your lawn chair and build a fence.

    Just get your wife to hold the fence boards in place while you sit back, and relax and when she has the board in the right place, just fire away.

    With the hundred round magazine, you can build the fence with a minimum of reloading. After a day of fence building with the new DeWalt Rapid fire nail gun, the wife will not ask you to build or fix anything else, probably, ever again.

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    Shoulda thought of this sooner!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by MalahatTwo7 View Post
    I might have to pick one of these up!

    DeWalt Nail Gun... After a day of fence building with the new DeWalt Rapid fire nail gun, the wife will not ask you to build or fix anything else, probably, ever again.

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    Shoulda thought of this sooner!!!!
    Won't do you much good since I want a wrought iron fence.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MalahatTwo7 View Post
    I might have to pick one of these up!

    DeWalt Nail Gun

    A must have in every home in America !

    For everyone who would rather not have a gun in the house!

    In view of the recent Supreme Court ruling, sales of this new product may skyrocket.

    NAIL GUNS! AND, you don't even have to REGISTER them or have LICENSES for them!

    AND, you don't have to worry about them being CONCEALED!

    Just a LOT of good stuff to do with THIS!

    Once in awhile something so totally cool comes out that even a guy who doesn't normally even know what he'd like for Father's Day or Christmas would immediately ask for it:

    Thank you, DeWalt!!!

    New Nail Gun, made by DeWALT

    It can drive a 16-D nail through a 2x4 at 200 yards.

    This makes construction a breeze, you can sit in your lawn chair and build a fence.

    Just get your wife to hold the fence boards in place while you sit back, and relax and when she has the board in the right place, just fire away.

    With the hundred round magazine, you can build the fence with a minimum of reloading. After a day of fence building with the new DeWalt Rapid fire nail gun, the wife will not ask you to build or fix anything else, probably, ever again.

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    Shoulda thought of this sooner!!!!
    Well I never liked carpentry, but it looks like it might be something I can get into now
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