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    I thought I was gonna pee myself I was laughing so hard. Thanks, Snow!!

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    A Catholic Priest, an Indian Doctor, a rich Chinese Businessman and a Policeman were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers in front of them.

    The Policeman fumed, 'What's with those guys? We have been waiting for fifteen minutes!' The Indian Doctor chimed in, "I've never seen such poor golf!' The Chinese Businessman yelled out 'Get moving, time is money'

    The Catholic Priest said, 'Here comes George the greens keeper, maybe he can do something about this 'Hello, George!', said the Catholic Priest, 'What's wrong with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?' George the greens keeper replied, 'Yes. That's a group of blind fire fighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime.'

    The group fell silent for a moment.

    The Catholic Priest said, 'That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight.'

    The Indian Doctor said, 'Good idea. I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist colleague and see if there's anything he can do for them.'

    The Chinese Businessman replied, 'I think I'll donate $50,000 to the fire-fighters in honor of these brave souls'

    The Policeman said, 'Why the f*ck don't they play at night?'

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    Couldn't get the bottle pic with the caption about a business proposition in it to come out.
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    From the "Local News" at NBC4, Washington:

    Animal Lover Kills Hawk to Save Squirrel

    A pet owner and animal lover has been charged with animal cruelty after taking extraordinary measures to protect an animal in his back yard.
    There was no further text as this was a video link.

    Ok. Found the story a bit further down on the page.

    Animal Lover Kills Hawk to Save Squirrel

    Squirrel is beloved family friend
    By TOM DUERR

    Updated 9:55 AM EST, Tue, Feb 10, 2009

    Vienna Police
    Thomas Shepler is accused of shooting a hawk because it was preying on squirrels in his yard.

    VIENNA, Va. -- A Vienna, Va., man was arrested for allegedly going too far to protect his squirrelly friend. Police said they caught him red-handed.

    Watch VideoA pet owner and animal lover has been charged with animal cruelty after taking extraordinary measures to protect an animal in his back yard.

    Animal Lover Kills Hawk to Save Squirrel

    Thomas R. Shepler, 65, of Locust Street, was arrested for discharging a firearm in a public place and cruelty to animals after he shot and killed a hawk in his yard, police said.

    Shepler, a self-proclaimed animal lover, said the story actually began last fall when he found an orphaned squirrel in a nearby parking lot. He and his wife named the squirrel Oedipus and devoted their time to nursing him back to health. They fed Oedipus and even let him sleep in their bedroom at night, Shepler said.

    Last Saturday, a hawk few into his yard and became fixated with Oedipus, Shepler said. In a desperate effort to protect his furry pal, Shepler took matters into his own hands and threw a crowbar at the tree in hopes of scaring the hawk away. It didn't work.

    He then went to get an antique shotgun from his house and fired at the hawk, killing him, Shepler said.

    An officer with the Vienna Town Police Department happened to be driving through the neighborhood at the time and heard the shot. When the officer confronted Shepler, who still had the gun in his hand, he admitted to shooting the bird. The officer took Shepler into custody.

    The charges Shepler faces are misdemeanors. He was released on his own recognizance
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    "squirrels, pigeons and ducks, oh my"
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    amazing.... Can't quit laughing.
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    It figures........
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    Not football season now but....Go Vols!
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    probies gettin a head start....
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    Quote Originally Posted by MalahatTwo7 View Post
    Got "Grumpy"?

    ROFLMAO!
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    The ad said the underpants also fit hamsters.
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    Had to happen.......
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