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    My wife brought this home from work last week and I figured that I would post it for some much needed comic relief about the health care debate ongoing. Feel free to spread it around:

    After polling their members, apparently the American Medical Association has weighed in on the new health care plan...

    The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not make any rash moves.

    The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.

    The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception.

    The Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.

    Pathologists yelled "Over my dead body!" While the Pediatricians said "Oh grow up!"

    The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it.

    Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing. The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter."

    The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were ****ed off at the whole idea.

    Anesthesiologists thought the idea was a gas, and the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.

    In the end, the Proctologists won out leaving the entire decision up the *********s in Congress.
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    *groan*.......
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    Quote Originally Posted by MarcusKspn View Post
    *groan*.......
    That's the best you could come up with for my great linguistic twists?
    "Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like." Will Rogers

    The borrower is slave to the lender. Proverbs 22:7 - Debt free since 10/5/2009.

    "No man's life, liberty, or property are safe while the legislature is in session." - New York Judge Gideon Tucker

    "As Americans we must always remember that we all have a common enemy, an enemy that is dangerous, powerful and relentless. I refer, of course, to the federal government." - Dave Barry

    www.daveramsey.com www.clarkhoward.com www.heritage.org

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    Now that was funny all the way to the last line. That is when reality set in

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