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    Cool FD Cuts Gym Weights From Man's Genitals


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    Quote Originally Posted by davjohnson View Post
    That sounds like one long and hard job.

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    I don't have a link to this but, one of our medic units had to use a ring cutter to remove a ring from a mans apparatus, which he had slipped down over it to keep it firm! These guys said it was firm, swollen and discolored. They said that he cried like a baby and made all kind of promises. LOL

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    "Costa Mesa police said the man was attempting to enlarge the size of his penis. Authorities said the man's organ had swollen to five times its normal size."

    Guess it worked. Um, be careful what you wish for, huh?
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    This guy should write some instructions and put it in the back of the Irish Echo.

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    I wonder if he used any lube at all when he was inserting in the hole??

    Probably not, if it became struck and had to be cut off.

    Talk about getting excited over a small tight orifice!!

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    Cool Really???

    All I can say is "Here's your sign".

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