Last one to post wins

[notfruitybutloopy]

Whhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111 111111111!!!one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!11111!

From my "cousin" made me laugh:
I've been filling in on the BLS ambo Will, this story may intrest you, anyways.
Timed out: 17:12 Kid frallen off of a bike. We get there, nothing to bad, and the kids mom is there, she refuses transport so we go back.
Timed out: 17:56 Kid fallen off of a bike. AGAIN. We get there, the kid has trashed his hand. The mom again refuses to transport. We have to oblige.
Timeed out 18:38 Kid fallen off of a bike. Yup, agian. We get there again and the kid has a compound fracture, and needs medication, we have to call for ALS, the mother again tries to refuse transport, so we called the police to get out here as well with a social services worker, the conversation went like this...
"Ma'am your son requiers transport."
"NO HE DOESN'T!"
"Ma'am you have demonstrated that you can not provide care to your child. I'm going to call for social services to come to put your child under protective custody, because your son requires acute medical attention."
"You bitch! I'm going to have your badge you dumb cop!" At this point the police pull up as she breaks one of our side mirrors with a two by four.

Anyways hope you're doing well, hope you do well in high school.

[CaptOldTimer]

Whhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111 111111111!!!one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!11111!

From my "cousin" made me laugh:
I've been filling in on the BLS ambo Will, this story may intrest you, anyways.
Timed out: 17:12 Kid frallen off of a bike. We get there, nothing to bad, and the kids mom is there, she refuses transport so we go back.
Timed out: 17:56 Kid fallen off of a bike. AGAIN. We get there, the kid has trashed his hand. The mom again refuses to transport. We have to oblige.
Timeed out 18:38 Kid fallen off of a bike. Yup, agian. We get there again and the kid has a compound fracture, and needs medication, we have to call for ALS, the mother again tries to refuse transport, so we called the police to get out here as well with a social services worker, the conversation went like this...
"Ma'am your son requiers transport."
"NO HE DOESN'T!"
"Ma'am you have demonstrated that you can not provide care to your child. I'm going to call for social services to come to put your child under protective custody, because your son requires acute medical attention."
"You bitch! I'm going to have your badge you dumb cop!" At this point the police pull up as she breaks one of our side mirrors with a two by four.

Anyways hope you're doing well, hope you do well in high school.

[MalahatTwo7]

Sounds like a real winner of a call.

[BULL321]

I'll take you up on the coffee but, I gotta admit, I'm picky as h3ll about ice cream {and pizza} so, no Rocky Road for me. But thanks muchly anyway for the offer.

No worries, anytime.

[mtg55]

Am I winning?

[CaptOldTimer]

Am I winning?

Not any MORE!

[BULL321]

Either are you!

[notfruitybutloopy]

Sounds like a real winner of a call.

Ah not the best, there was one a long time ago, where this guy was always ripping off the ALS units, and he was a pro. So he put in a call that he "Fell" and BLS arrived. The first words out of his mouth according to cuz were "Morphine give me morphine". Ewan's response was... "Dude, look if you need morphine I don't have it, this is a BLS ambulance." The junkies response went to, "Now I'm having a heart attack." Knowing he was faking Ewan went and told him he was calling an ALS ambo. He did, but he called it in from the most expensive private company he knew.

[BULL321]

To beat the Man! You have to be the Man! and you young pup are not it.

[notfruitybutloopy]

I start high school on monday.

[BULL321]

I finished school,16 years ago. See I beat you there also!

[firecat1]

I finished school,16 years ago. See I beat you there also!

Good grief, you're both making me feel old!!! School was.... well, so far back in the mists of Time that it's just better to let that ol' dog lie where it is.

[MalahatTwo7]

Good grief, you're both making me feel old!!! School was.... well, so far back in the mists of Time that it's just better to let that ol' dog lie where it is.

WERE there mists? I can't remember that far back!@

[mtg55]

High school?! I finished that 9 years ago. haha, anyone else feel old now?

[MalahatTwo7]

High school?! I finished that 9 years ago. haha, anyone else feel old now?

9 years ago, I was working with the Joint Rescue Coordination Centre in Victoria and (unknowingly then) mentally preparing myself for a 6 month cruise to the Arabian Gulf, courtesy of Mr Hussain.

[CaptOldTimer]

I finished school,16 years ago. See I beat you there also!

LOL I am not saying when I graduate High School, but it was maybe before some of youse were born!


Get in school pup and sit down, listen, keep your mouth shut and leave the others alone!


Cat you are not old, you are fine as wine!!

[FIREMECH1]

Dang... just figured out that I had to double Bulls 16 years to go back to graduation.

19 years ago, I was in Desert Storm.

45 years ago, I was in Italy for the first of 3 times.

Ugh... that last one hurt.

Don't matter, I've taken the lead.

FM1

[CaptOldTimer]

Dang... just figured out that I had to double Bulls 16 years to go back to graduation.

19 years ago, I was in Desert Storm.

45 years ago, I was in Italy for the first of 3 times.

Ugh... that last one hurt.

Don't matter, I've taken the lead.

FM1

I think you meant to say, That you had the lead!


I have it now, rest easy!!

[MalahatTwo7]

I think you meant to say, That you had the lead!


I have it now, rest easy!!

While y'all 'er squabbl'n about whos "Lead", I will Assume The Position!

[notfruitybutloopy]

High school?! I finished that 9 years ago. haha, anyone else feel old now?

9 years ago I was 6.