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    Quote Originally Posted by hwoods View Post
    I"m winning!!!
    Chief I believe you meant that in past tense....
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    Quote Originally Posted by notfruitybutloopy View Post
    I think the only major mistake I made is when one of my best friends kept calling me at work and I let a hooker and a john by, and the started to have sex on the top floor of the garage.

    Hey kid,



    We don't care to hear about your juvenile exploits. You need to grow up.

    There are Ladies and Gentlemen in these forums.

    Oh yeah, if Earl is worrying you, you have major problems!
    Stay Safe and Well Out There....

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    Quote Originally Posted by CaptOldTimer View Post
    Hey kid,



    We don't care to hear about your juvenile exploits. You need to grow up.

    There are Ladies and Gentlemen in these forums.

    Oh yeah, if Earl is worrying you, you have major problems!
    Capt... he isn't listening. He is reading the words but he hasn't enaged the brain as of yet. That doesn't happen until sometime around 30.

    Once again, Bill... if you are going to hang around here, you got to pick up the slack. Your age is a major disadvantage.

    I spend a lot of time listening to rookies that try to impress me with all of the wonderful things they have done in their young lives.

    I just want to know one thing...

    Have you danced with the Devil and who was leading?
    HAVE PLAN.............WILL TRAVEL

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    I think you misunderstand my question...

    Have you fought fire from the inside when the gates of hell opened up?

    I am sure at your age you haven't been there yet. That is still ahead of you... assuming you survive your youth.

    Keep in mind... I am not holding your lack of experience against you. I am trying to point out that you are dealing with people that have different life experiences that left their youth behind years before.

    So you should listen, read and observe. You can gain much knowledge that will be beneficial in your life.

    The playing field is not level for one so young.

    Sorry to be critical, but you're just a bit young to pull a charged line. I don't mind mentoring young people, but I expect them to be willing to listen and learn.
    HAVE PLAN.............WILL TRAVEL

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    Fair enough
    HAVE PLAN.............WILL TRAVEL

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    Quote Originally Posted by PaladinKnight View Post
    ....hasn't enaged the brain as of yet. That doesn't happen until sometime around 30.
    Ouch! PK take it easy will you? I'd like to think mine at least partially works....
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    You all were winning!
    Stay Safe
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    “Guys if you get hurt, we’ll help you. If you get sick we’ll treat you. If you want to bitch and moan, then all I can tell you is to flick the sand out of your slit, suck it up or get the hell out!”
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    Nothing in life is so exhilarating as to be shot at without result.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mtg55 View Post
    Ouch! PK take it easy will you? I'd like to think mine at least partially works....
    It appears to be funtioning just fine... but I just don't know about that bunny suit. You might want to be watching out for Elmer Fudd.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CaptOldTimer
    Hey kid,
    There are Ladies and Gentlemen in these forums.
    OMG... Now THAT, was a doozy. Really, thanks for the laugh. I almost pee'd myself because of you.

    FM1
    I'm the one Fire and Rescue calls, when they need to be Rescued.

    Quote Originally Posted by EastKyFF
    "Firemens gets antsies. Theys wants to goes to fires. Sometimeses they haves to waits."

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    Here's wishing everyone a fun and safe weekend. For those that have to work, you're in our thoughts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FIREMECH1 View Post
    OMG... Now THAT, was a doozy. Really, thanks for the laugh. I almost pee'd myself because of you.

    FM1
    I recommend Depends for those doozy moments.

    Cat... have a great weekend... I will be working through labor Day... well someone must I suppose.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PaladinKnight View Post
    I recommend Depends for those doozy moments.

    Cat... have a great weekend... I will be working through labor Day... well someone must I suppose.
    Trust him at his age he knows!
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    Nothing in life is so exhilarating as to be shot at without result.
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    I am well aware of Depends... not from my own experience, but I have to force the newbies to wear them before they get scared. Otherwise, the turnouts are never the same again.

    We have an old guy holding down the Desk Chief Chair. He dozes off frequently in his chair and wakes just in the nick of time. Nothing funnier than watching a guy rolling to the head in his chair.

    He has been with the dept for about 48 years. He claims he tried to retire 25 years ago, but the city refused. So now he is going for 50 years. His favorite saying is "Why retire when I can come down here and sleep and watch TV. Besides, who are you going to replace me with?"

    I put some Depends on his desk; he was very appreciative. Not what I expected.

    Sometimes I think he is so mellow he just goes with the flow.

    Literally speaking of course.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PaladinKnight View Post

    We have an old guy holding down the Desk Chief Chair. He dozes off frequently in his chair and wakes just in the nick of time. Nothing funnier than watching a guy rolling to the head in his chair.


    Sometimes I think he is so mellow he just goes with the flow.

    Literally speaking of course.
    Sounds like a cross between the river dance and rolling thunder!
    Stay Safe
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    Nothing in life is so exhilarating as to be shot at without result.
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    Who is this fruitloops? Is he for real?

    OH, BTW, I am leading!!!

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    You are no longer leading...
    HAVE PLAN.............WILL TRAVEL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jonnee View Post
    Who is this fruitloops? Is he for real?

    OH, BTW, I am leading!!!
    Seems to be a nice kid who want to be a FF when he grows up. Heck he seems to be alright for a carrot top.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BULL321
    Seems to be a nice kid who want to be a FF when he grows up. Heck he seems to be alright for a carrot top.
    But even a carrot has a lot more peach fuzz.
    HAVE PLAN.............WILL TRAVEL

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    ^^^

    Puberty miss you this year???

    And yeah, I'm in the lead.
    I'm the one Fire and Rescue calls, when they need to be Rescued.

    Quote Originally Posted by EastKyFF
    "Firemens gets antsies. Theys wants to goes to fires. Sometimeses they haves to waits."

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    Don't tell Bull that. His darling's hair is red, and you can't miss it.

    Oh well, in the lead again. And somewhat boring.

    FM1
    I'm the one Fire and Rescue calls, when they need to be Rescued.

    Quote Originally Posted by EastKyFF
    "Firemens gets antsies. Theys wants to goes to fires. Sometimeses they haves to waits."

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