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    Quote Originally Posted by CaptainGonzo View Post
    I heard the prize is dinner with LA and Scarecrow....

    If it is.. kill this thread now!
    *****!! I'm trying but my gun jammed!

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    “Guys if you get hurt, we’ll help you. If you get sick we’ll treat you. If you want to bitch and moan, then all I can tell you is to flick the sand out of your slit, suck it up or get the hell out!”
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    Quote Originally Posted by BULL321 View Post
    *****!! I'm trying but my gun jammed!

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    Use peanut butter. It works better.




















    (That was for those of you ex-military types who remember the HUGE budget cuts of the early 80's..... "BUDGET CUT! No money for ammo, so make do without it."


    Troop Commander:
    "Alright everyone. Hold youre fire until I give the signal...... NOW!

    "PEANUT BUTTER! PEANUT BUTTER! PEANUT BUTTER! JAM!"

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    Not if its grape jam!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by CaptainGonzo View Post
    I heard the prize is dinner with LA and Scarecrow....

    If it is.. kill this thread now!


    Awwwwww Sheettttt...............................
    Never use Force! Get a Bigger Hammer.
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    Quote Originally Posted by hwoods View Post
    Awwwwww Sheettttt...............................
    Now THAT could get messy!
    If you don't do it RIGHT today, when will you have time to do it over? (Hall of Fame basketball player/coach John Wooden)

    "I may be slow, but my work is poor." Chief Dave Balding, MVFD

    "Its not Rocket Science. Just use a LITTLE imagination." (Me)

    Get it up. Get it on. Get it done!

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    Now I know we're going to need a truck load of T.P.

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    “Guys if you get hurt, we’ll help you. If you get sick we’ll treat you. If you want to bitch and moan, then all I can tell you is to flick the sand out of your slit, suck it up or get the hell out!”
    - Capt. Marc Cox CFD

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    Uh Huh..................
    Never use Force! Get a Bigger Hammer.
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    Yep!

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    “Guys if you get hurt, we’ll help you. If you get sick we’ll treat you. If you want to bitch and moan, then all I can tell you is to flick the sand out of your slit, suck it up or get the hell out!”
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    Here I am!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dickey View Post
    Here I am!!
    Where are you?
    If you don't do it RIGHT today, when will you have time to do it over? (Hall of Fame basketball player/coach John Wooden)

    "I may be slow, but my work is poor." Chief Dave Balding, MVFD

    "Its not Rocket Science. Just use a LITTLE imagination." (Me)

    Get it up. Get it on. Get it done!

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    Just a' rollin' along......... Hi Bull.
    Never use Force! Get a Bigger Hammer.
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    I was told in my sensitivity training that we can't tell jokes that pick on a certain group of people. So now all of my jokes start out "These three ethnics walk into a synagogue...."

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    Default Jokes

    We don't need no stinking jokes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hwoods View Post
    Just a' rollin' along......... Hi Bull.
    Rolling stone gathers no moss! Hi Harve.

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    “Guys if you get hurt, we’ll help you. If you get sick we’ll treat you. If you want to bitch and moan, then all I can tell you is to flick the sand out of your slit, suck it up or get the hell out!”
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    Nothing in life is so exhilarating as to be shot at without result.
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    my feet are wet here in Jersey!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SIMP0LMAN View Post
    my feet are wet here in Jersey!
    Same here, in central Ontario too.
    If you don't do it RIGHT today, when will you have time to do it over? (Hall of Fame basketball player/coach John Wooden)

    "I may be slow, but my work is poor." Chief Dave Balding, MVFD

    "Its not Rocket Science. Just use a LITTLE imagination." (Me)

    Get it up. Get it on. Get it done!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MalahatTwo7 View Post
    Same here, in central Ontario too.
    And soon to be muddy...the utility crews are really "digging into their work" *groan* for replacing the water mains.

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    Wink Wet feet????????

    Dry em off!

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    The New Chief says "Her daddy wins!" Sorry Harve.

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    “Guys if you get hurt, we’ll help you. If you get sick we’ll treat you. If you want to bitch and moan, then all I can tell you is to flick the sand out of your slit, suck it up or get the hell out!”
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    Nothing in life is so exhilarating as to be shot at without result.
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    Default The End Is Near!

    I know this will be the end.I bribed the moderator with an entire bottle of Scotch to close this thread.No expense is too great to be a winner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by doughesson View Post
    I know this will be the end.I bribed the moderator with an entire bottle of Scotch to close this thread.No expense is too great to be a winner.
    Shoulda went with Bourbon...

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    Quote Originally Posted by pvfd27 View Post
    Shoulda went with Bourbon...

    Absolutely!.......... But that's material for another thread...........
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    Guess we will play it out then.

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    Doug, you should have offered Guinness and Baileys in coffee, then you would have been "healthy" and utilized all four food groups.
    If you don't do it RIGHT today, when will you have time to do it over? (Hall of Fame basketball player/coach John Wooden)

    "I may be slow, but my work is poor." Chief Dave Balding, MVFD

    "Its not Rocket Science. Just use a LITTLE imagination." (Me)

    Get it up. Get it on. Get it done!

    impossible solved cotidie. miracles postulo viginti - quattuor hora animadverto

    IACOJ member: Cheers, Play safe y'all.

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    Talking

    But he didn't so let the game continue.

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