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    well i am a fire medic here in manitoba canada , and i have read some of the stuff on here and i tell ya i never laugh so hard in a long time .
    another one is u take a tube of oral glucose and u put the set up as far as u can, then put the oral gulcose on the seat ajuster. make shure they dont have a patent or they are not getting a patent. and when they go to move the seat there hands will be sticky for hours lol

    another one is u take those small med cups the nurse give patents for pills , and u fill it with water , place it on the visor on a sunny day, so when they pull down the visor to block the sun the med paper cup will fall on there lap and water will spill in between there legs lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by drd30 View Post
    well i am a fire medic here in manitoba canada , and i have read some of the stuff on here and i tell ya i never laugh so hard in a long time . well here is one i dont think anyone has done! take an orange or an apple and a 1 cc neddle and put maybe 1 or 2 cc's of lidocane in it the put the lidocane in the orange or the apple , this is tastless , and watch the lucky one eat it. give it about 2 mins or so and the persons mouth will be numb for about 30 mins lol he will be talking like he came from the dentist.

    another one is u take a tube of oral glucose and u put the set up as far as u can, then put the oral gulcose on the set ajuster. make shure they dont have a patent or they are not getting a patent. and when they go to move the seat there hands will be sticky for hours lol

    another one is u take those small med cups the nurse give patents for pills , and u fill it with water , place it on the visor on a sunny day, so when they pull down the visor to block the sun the med paper cup will fall on there lap and water will spill in between there legs lol
    I'm all for harmless pranks, but don't mess with medications.

    Oh and leave the AED's alone. Playing games like that have killed emt's. I believe the one who used an AED on his partner (and killed her) got prison time.

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    he used an aed on his partner for a joke my god that is just plan stupied, and to far! i would never think of doing that gees, the only reason i used that med is because it was harmless and it would go away after 30 mins , but i did make shure he didnt have any allergies for it so i covered my butt in that . but thanks for the heads up

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    Quote Originally Posted by drd30 View Post
    he used an aed on his partner for a joke my god that is just plan stupied, and to far! i would never think of doing that gees, the only reason i used that med is because it was harmless and it would go away after 30 mins , but i did make shure he didnt have any allergies for it so i covered my butt in that . but thanks for the heads up
    For Gods sake, please tell me you are from Manitoba Australia, not Canada. Those kind of pranks would and should get your sorry butt on the UIC line so fast, your head would swim.

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    there is alot worse the other guys done up here , but they had a good laugh. they got me back with the old shower and the fake call that they did lol , i work with good guys up here , they are easy going

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    Quote Originally Posted by drd30 View Post
    there is alot worse the other guys done up here , but they had a good laugh. they got me back with the old shower and the fake call that they did lol , i work with good guys up here , they are easy going
    Sorry buddy. On my old dept stunts like this would have got your *** handed to you on the way to Employment Canada. I would have lobbied to have your license pulled. This is a profession, not a try out for the Comedy Hour.

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    I'm not one to call people on their spelling or grammar, however I must make an exception this one time...

    Here it is: Holy **** batman! Can you please take the time to proof read your posts before submitting them?

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    Originally Posted by drd30
    well i am a fire medic here in manitoba canada , and i have read some of the stuff on here and i tell ya i never laugh so hard in a long time . well here is one i dont think anyone has done! take an orange or an apple and a 1 cc neddle and put maybe 1 or 2 cc's of lidocane in it the put the lidocane in the orange or the apple , this is tastless , and watch the lucky one eat it. give it about 2 mins or so and the persons mouth will be numb for about 30 mins lol he will be talking like he came from the dentist.

    another one is u take a tube of oral glucose and u put the set up as far as u can, then put the oral gulcose on the set ajuster. make shure they dont have a patent or they are not getting a patent. and when they go to move the seat there hands will be sticky for hours lol

    another one is u take those small med cups the nurse give patents for pills , and u fill it with water , place it on the visor on a sunny day, so when they pull down the visor to block the sun the med paper cup will fall on there lap and water will spill in between there legs lol


    Imagine the implications of someone going into anaphylactic shock over messing with meds...

    Fracking around with anthying required to do the job, including the rig is off limits.

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    I just want to know what the guy was trying to patent before he got covered in oral gluecose? Could be a cool new invention!
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    Quote Originally Posted by CaptainGonzo View Post
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    Imagine the implications of someone going into anaphylactic shock over messing with meds...

    Fracking around with anthying required to do the job, including the rig is off limits.

    You are an idiot.
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    wellI thot it was riealey funny i did yes sir. Next time u wont 2 get sombuddie good get em hooked on herrowin, just slip it into there iced tea or the mayo they use on there frys. Then stop givin it 2 em after and watch em have withdraws! lol

    So speeking of funny, this guy right up hear once got a old ladys cat and he shoved a firecracker in the cats butt and lit it off he did! U should have seen that cat suffer right there B4 he dyed. lol...ROTFLMAO !!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by snowball View Post
    wellI thot it was riealey funny i did yes sir. Next time u wont 2 get sombuddie good get em hooked on herrowin, just slip it into there iced tea or the mayo they use on there frys. Then stop givin it 2 em after and watch em have withdraws! lol

    So speeking of funny, this guy right up hear once got a old ladys cat and he shoved a firecracker in the cats butt and lit it off he did! U should have seen that cat suffer right there B4 he dyed. lol...ROTFLMAO !!!!
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