Tiger Woods left the hospital with his wife.....
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12-03-2009, 09:16 PM #1
Tiger Woods, this just in....
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12-12-2009, 01:05 PM #2
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12-12-2009, 02:06 PM #3
By the way, the club she's holding is from the new Nike "Elan" set. When you buy them you're guaranteed to beat Tiger Woods with them.
Steve Dragon
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12-13-2009, 09:13 PM #4Forum Member
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I do not know if you heard, but Tiger Woods has changed his name to Cheetah Woods.
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12-14-2009, 08:04 PM #5
What's the difference between Santa and Tiger?
Santa only has 3 "ho's"Steve Dragon
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12-18-2009, 07:22 PM #6Forum Member
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Any else see the new pill for... high BPs... and tough days on the links?
Tiagra.
It's good for 18 holes.
It is near the Christmas break of the school year. The students have turned in all their work and there is really nothing more to do. All the children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early dismissal.
Teacher:"Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly can leave early today."
Little Johnny says to himself , "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart and will answer the question."
Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?"
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln."
Teacher:"That's right Susie, you can go home."
Teacher:"Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King."
Teacher:"That's right Mary, you can go."
Teacher:"Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?"
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says,"John F. Kennedy."
Teacher:"That's right Nancy, you may also leave."
Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer to any of the questions.
When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these b****** would keep their mouths shut!"
The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?"
Johnny: "TIGER WOODS. CAN I GO NOW?"Last edited by RFxplr326; 12-18-2009 at 11:17 PM.
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01-11-2010, 05:23 PM #7Forum Member
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When the police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him with the club she said..."Um, I'm not really sure...put me down for a 5."
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01-11-2010, 07:27 PM #8
Tiger just signed a deal with Pfizer to endorse a new version of Viagra.
It will be called "Tiagra" and will be good for 18 holes.
Or is it 18 hoes?Steve Dragon
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