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    I just drank some Organic milk and for two hours, had this massive stomach cramp.

    I then went to the bathroom and couldnt leave the toilet for fifteen minutes.

    My point of this story is that....

    You know in the morning when you clean the toilets at work and you always find the stains that are like, outside the bowel or in some place you sit back and wonder how they got there... You just stare in amazement and wonder how is that possible and then you sit back with this look of horror and wonder God, what did they eat?

    Well, I now know.

    That is all.
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    I just donít know how to respond to that. I'm Completely speechless

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    Are you sure it was organic and not orgasmic????

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    Quote Originally Posted by JHR1985 View Post
    I just drank some Organic milk and for two hours, had this massive stomach cramp.

    I then went to the bathroom and couldnt leave the toilet for fifteen minutes.

    My point of this story is that....

    You know in the morning when you clean the toilets at work and you always find the stains that are like, outside the bowel or in some place you sit back and wonder how they got there... You just stare in amazement and wonder how is that possible and then you sit back with this look of horror and wonder God, what did they eat?

    Well, I now know.

    That is all.
    Thanks for sharing. Visuals I will have trouble getting out f my head. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH HHHHHHHHHH!!
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    Guess things are kinda slow in DFW these days?

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    The first laugh-out-loud post I've read in eons. Thank you.

    A co-worker of my dad's once drank a large amount of Japanese beer and reported the next day that he "s*** through a screen door and didn't hit a wire." Sounds about like your experience. My wife terms it "The Dumb & Dumbers" due to this scene.
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    Well,there's yer problem.
    You drank organic without making sure that it was from an organic cow.You didn't milk her yourself,did you?
    How do you KNOW it was really organic milk?
    For me,when I drink milk,I want the BGH in it.I want it homogenized and pastuerized with lots of chocolate syrup in it.
    And it better not be that 2% stuff,either.Gimme the real stuff,Vitamin D enriched.
    Although I will admit to drinking soy milk once.Once.She was a hot chick and it didn't get me anywhere with her,though.
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    I actually just got back from making vehicle wreck with entrapment. I leaned down to help the guy in the vehicle, which was on its side. I tried to let one rip but then realized that I did indeed let one rip but that maybe I needed to do a maintance check.

    Thankfully, the check was good but there was a few minutes of wondering if I did indeed have a change of underwear in my bag. Otherwise, it was gonna be a long day
    The Box. You opened it. We Came...

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    Chocolate syrup kills germs!
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    WAY too information.....


    Chocolate syrup kills germs!
    No... EastKyFF, but it helps to hide the evidence....
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    Maybe organic milk means they didn't clean the bucket first.

    Then again, when you introduce a foreign substance into your body, it is not unusual for your natural defences to try to "eliminate" the intruder.

    Perhaps you should resume the beer consumption and save the cow juice for those better suited to handle it...
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    Talking Organic

    I hear Jack Daniels, Canadian Club, Chevetz Regal, or Smirnoff can kill those nasty internal bugs. But it seems kind of contrary to have to drink one of the above every time you drink organic milk. Unless you want too!!!!

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    Well, I'll go ahead and ad this to my growing list of things never to consume. It will be right under Chinese takeout, making it #2 on the list.
    Even the burger-flippers at McDonald's probably have some McWackers.

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    Only in texas would someone $h1t like that!!

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    One has to wonder about the ones that wonder
    about things that should not be wondered.

    I think.

    Or maybe I wonder too much about wondering.

    At any rate, my allotted time to wonder is over.

    Back to the wondering gentleman from DFW.
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    it made my ********* burn for a while but i'm better now.

    but I did rip one in the front seat and the guys with me had to stop and get out.

    that was right after the near-pooping my pants incident
    The Box. You opened it. We Came...

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    And thanks for not letting us down...

    We needed to hear the rest of the story.

    I'm glad you are better.



    Good ending.

    But still......................... .....................


    ....way to much information.....



    Just a suggestion here...

    I wouldn't tell that story again if I were you.

    Someone might get the idea that you were bragging.
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    i am very proud of this story.

    next time, i'll tell you about how I took Super Pump 250 pre-workout drink and nearly had a blowout at the gym while doing squats...
    The Box. You opened it. We Came...

    "You'll take my life but I'll take your's too. You'll fire musket but I'll run you through. So when your waiting for the next attack, you'll better understand there's no turn back."

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    Let's skip the squats...

    You can mark it on your card anyway so you get credit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JHR1985 View Post
    i am very proud of this story.

    next time, i'll tell you about how I took Super Pump 250 pre-workout drink and nearly had a blowout at the gym while doing squats...
    And thank you.Does anyone else have anything they'd like to share with the group?

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