Thread: Firehouse Quotes
10-12-2010, 06:55 PM #1
- Join Date
- Aug 2010
I got these on email recently and am re-posting them here. If you haven't seen them they're pretty funny.
"If my helmet could talk, it would cough!"
"You're on the job, now get into the job"
"I'm going HORIZONTAL!"
"Engine turn out truck turn over"
"Make your words sweet in case you have to eat them"
"You are the chief and I'm nothing, that makes you the chief of nothing"
"Give the hardest job, to the laziest guy, and he'll find the easiest way to do it"
"My Father did 30 years OTJ before I got on and he told me a few good ones from back when. He said that at a multiple alarm the chiefs would say " Save the horses! The firemen we get for free!"
"This job is so easy it's hard "
"The meal "make alot and make it late"
"Don't stand when you can sit, don't sit when you can lay down ...!!!
"I Heard it in the kitchen it has to be true !!!
"Could you pass down the flavor!!!"
"That job didn't start by someone doing something smart!"
"You had 72 hours to get here and you couldn't make it on time?"
"Believe nothing that you hear and half of what you see."
"I've got more time sliding the pole than you have on the job kid!"
"The worst part about doin' nothin' is you never know when your finished."
"Half of the knowledge in the world can be found seated around this table; the other half comes in at 6 o'clock tonight."
"I've got more time waiting for water than you do on the job"
"No matter where you go, it's the same circus with different clowns."
"You better knock with your elbows."
"That guys retirement party is gonna be in a phone booth"
"You don't have to like it, you just have to pay for it"
"Listen jonnie, I been on more roofs than santa claus!
"I got more time in reverse on this rig than you do going forward!"
"There I was, 50 ft in past where I shoulda been"
"Never let the truth get in the way of a good story."
"the ice cream in the freezer has more time than you kid"
"You want to do what? you've only been here for a cup of coffee"
"The only time I wear a mask kid is on halloween."
"Oh he's great he'd give you the couch off his back."
It was a meal fit for a king...here, King, here boy......"
"I got more time backing into this firehouse than you've got pulling out forward."
"If you gave somebody a piece of your mind you couldn't get by on what was left."
Ya gotta love the creativity on this job!
Boston Fire Gear
10-13-2010, 12:41 PM #2
Get in the truck, sit down and shut up.Stay Safe and Well Out There....
Always remembering 9-11-2001 and 343+ Brothers
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