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    Default In a related story, the Pope is Catholic

    Raise your hand if you're surprised.

    Figure skater Johnny Weir comes out
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    I like the book title, “Welcome to My World”, as if a gay figure skater or entertainer is some sort of a stretch...
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    I laughed so hard last night when my husband read the title of the article.....umm...DUH~!!!

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    Anyone know where I can buy keyboards in bulk?
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    Quote Originally Posted by SPFDRum View Post
    I like the book title, “Welcome to My World”, as if a gay figure skater or entertainer is some sort of a stretch...
    Yeah, a real red herring.

    Don't get me wrong, I'm sure plenty of male figure skaters are straight. But I never, ever, through the whole Olympics, thought ol' Johnny was straight.
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    Wait... does the pope skate??

    I'm confused...
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    One of my 10K favorite movie lines:

    And Liberace was gay? I didn't see that one coming.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiefKN View Post
    Wait... does the pope skate??

    I'm confused...
    Chief... you're not the only one that is confused...

    I want to know what this whole thing has to do with the Pope.

    Is he writing a book too?




    Quote Originally Posted by mtg55
    Anyone know where I can buy keyboards in bulk?
    Hope you weren't drinking Mountain Dew 55... it's murder on keyboards.




    And just who the hell is this Johnny Weir anyway... like I care...
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    Quote Originally Posted by PaladinKnight View Post

    Hope you weren't drinking Mountain Dew 55... it's murder on keyboards.
    Yup, that was it. It WAS a brand new bottle....
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    Talking Huh?..........

    A brand new bottle of keyboards??.......... How do you get Keyboards in a bottle??......... And, speaking of Keyboards, Maple Syrup is not your friend either........
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    Quote Originally Posted by hwoods View Post
    A brand new bottle of keyboards??.......... How do you get Keyboards in a bottle??......... And, speaking of Keyboards, Maple Syrup is not your friend either........
    Its easy! Grind up the ones I've ruined reading these forums
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    Quote Originally Posted by PaladinKnight View Post
    And just who the hell is this Johnny Weir anyway... like I care...
    Just another typical celebrity who thinks people actually care about them. Many more important things in this world to worry about than celebrities.

    No different than the twits on Jersey Shore, or the Kardashians, or Paris Hilton. Who the f@ck cares about these people?
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    Quote Originally Posted by DaSharkie View Post
    Just another typical celebrity who thinks people actually care about them. Many more important things in this world to worry about than celebrities.

    No different than the twits on Jersey Shore, or the Kardashians, or Paris Hilton. Who the f@ck cares about these people?
    One of the guys said something to that effect on the firearms range today. Someone brought up Jersey Shore and he said " who the f@ck is this Snooky anyway??" I damn near spit my teeth out!

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    Thumbs up Yeah...........

    I'm with Sharkie........... But then, I always thought Paris Hilton was a Hotel in France.........
    Never use Force! Get a Bigger Hammer.
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    Quote Originally Posted by hwoods View Post
    I'm with Sharkie........... But then, I always thought Paris Hilton was a Hotel in France.........
    No, only a few thousand have been inside the Paris Hilton you're talking about.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DaSharkie View Post
    No different than the twits on Jersey Shore, or the Kardashians, or Paris Hilton. Who the f@ck cares about these people?
    You just described my wife's TV viewing.. If only DVR's could scream...
    So you call this your free country
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    Quote Originally Posted by voyager9 View Post
    You just described my wife's TV viewing.. If only DVR's could scream...
    DVRs may not scream. But they readily accept .40 S&W, .45 ACP, and 12 gauge metal......um......attachments .

    I feel for you man. I really do. It's like all those celebrity shows on TV. I just can't believe that people really care about some actor, actress, musician, or debutante going out to dinner, or sleeping with so and so this week, and so and so last week. Who had a freaking tummy tuck, nose job, boob job, or whatever.

    No wonder people's priorities are so messed up in society.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mtg55 View Post
    Anyone know where I can buy keyboards in bulk?
    Not really but I remember seeing a hypoallergenic,hermetically sealed keyboard that the vendor kept pouring cokes onto to prove that you couldn't kill it.
    I offered to field test one at the cab company I worked for at the time by plugging it into a call taker's station.
    He didn't take the offer up.Guess he was scared of some gun chewing nail filing call taker actually being able to damage his pretty.

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