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    Default Hello-new

    Just wanted to say High. I'm new from western Kansas by the Colorado state line. Been in the service going on 19 years. 1st time on a forum. Small town pop. 600.

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    My family's from out there and I often come out to pheasant hunt...what town?

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    You can have the "g" and the "h" back.
    Logic and proportion have fallen sloppy dead.

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    Hello, I would like to take this opportunity as FH.com's unofficial welcome wagon, to make this statement to you.

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    Welcome!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Snowball -
    Is the skidmarks in the shorts, on the road, or drivers choice?

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    You forgot eneven tire wear.
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    I don't mind fire rolling over my head. I just don't like it rolling UNDER my a**.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChathamVFD9921 View Post
    Welcome!!!!!!!!!!!
    Sweet Quetzacoatl's gym socks, tell me that's your real life picture.
    Logic and proportion have fallen sloppy dead.

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    i have found a way

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    Quote Originally Posted by johnny46 View Post
    Sweet Quetzacoatl's gym socks, tell me that's your real life picture.
    Maybe

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    Quote Originally Posted by pipeman_shortname View Post
    i have found a way
    You may have found a way, but you didn't invent a way.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pipeman_shortname View Post
    i have found a way
    But have you found THE way?

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    Quote Originally Posted by snowball View Post
    You may have found a way, but you didn't invent a way.
    true. but! a very ingenious, and indigenous man from the east did.

    you asked me earlier to open the vault, but alas, teh thread was locked. here is the way...




    can you spot it?




    can you see it now...




    color vision!







    to continue with our previous dialog and to also answer LVFD; yes, I've found THE way.

    basically, I can't turn one way or the other without hitting a joint that sells these.

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    8th, or 9th and...? or that general area? what a hoot.
    Last edited by tny1771; 01-21-2011 at 09:53 PM.

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    Ha haa! I may have to try one of those waff...fwaff...flwaff...things. I heard they're made with chickpeas.
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    Another thing that we are not responsible for, in regard to the unofficial welcome wagon is:

    bedwetting (nor rusty bedsprings!)

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    hey pipey, taking advantage of photo opportunities otj? freelancer

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