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    So.....I got a new vehicle liability policy for the antique firetruck. The policy came today, and I was reading through it.....This is exactly why everyone should read their policies carefully, even if they ARE boring as hell.....My policy says under EXCLUSIONS: "We do not provide medical payments coverage for any insured for bodily injury: (#7) Caused by or as a consequence of discharge of a nuclear weapon (even if accidentally.)

    Even if accidental??? What the hell kind of bullschit policy is this?????
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    Quote Originally Posted by FWDbuff View Post
    So.....I got a new vehicle liability policy for the antique firetruck. The policy came today, and I was reading through it.....This is exactly why everyone should read their policies carefully, even if they ARE boring as hell.....My policy says under EXCLUSIONS: "We do not provide medical payments coverage for any insured for bodily injury: (#7) Caused by or as a consequence of discharge of a nuclear weapon (even if accidentally.)

    Even if accidental??? What the hell kind of bullschit policy is this?????
    What a rip!
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    Quote Originally Posted by FWDbuff View Post
    So.....I got a new vehicle liability policy for the antique firetruck. The policy came today, and I was reading through it.....This is exactly why everyone should read their policies carefully, even if they ARE boring as hell.....My policy says under EXCLUSIONS: "We do not provide medical payments coverage for any insured for bodily injury: (#7) Caused by or as a consequence of discharge of a nuclear weapon (even if accidentally.)
    The insurance company must have found out about the Top Secret Government Project of a new fire fighting apparatus powered by a Continuum Transfunctioner. You'll have to explain that FWD's don't have that technology. LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by donethat View Post
    The insurance company must have found out about the Top Secret Government Project of a new fire fighting apparatus powered by a Continuum Transfunctioner. You'll have to explain that FWD's don't have that technology. LOL
    What if it has a flux capacitor?
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    Quote Originally Posted by FWDbuff View Post
    What if it has a flux capacitor?
    That's only a concern if it has a Phetzer Valve as well !!

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    I used to work with nuclear stuff in the military. You really need to stop putting out top secret stuff on here. There are still some commies out there.

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    Can your antique make the kessel run in less then 12 parsecs???
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiefKN View Post
    Can your antique make the kessel run in less then 12 parsecs???
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    Crap. I just looked at a CF for sale, I forgot to ask if it came equiped with thermonuclear weapons.

    I'd hate to void my policy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FWDbuff View Post
    EXCLUSIONS: "We do not provide medical payments coverage for any insured for bodily injury: (#7) Caused by or as a consequence of discharge of a nuclear weapon (even if accidentally.)
    Sounds like the act of war, insurrection and/or riot exclusion.

    If a mushroom cloud appears in your neighborhood, you just don't have insurance coverage, that all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FWDbuff View Post
    What if it has a flux capacitor?
    No worries, a flux capacitor isn't radioactive.

    But I did hear that Pierce was looking into nuclear powered apparatuses.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FIREMECH1 View Post
    No worries, a flux capacitor isn't radioactive.

    But I did hear that Pierce was looking into nuclear powered apparatuses.

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    Let's NOT be starting that schit up,AGAIN. hehe T.C.

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    it said nuclear weapon, so if your experimental nuclear reactor goes haywire your still covered. The newest experiment in "green" fire trucks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rescue101 View Post
    Let's NOT be starting that schit up,AGAIN. hehe T.C.
    Did Piece invent nuclear propulsion? (along with pucs, cab-forward apparatus, aluminum aerials, independant suspension, rear-wheel steering apparatus......the list goes on.......)
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