Thread: Doin' the deed while skydiving
10-14-2011, 08:33 AM #1
Doin' the deed while skydiving
I have officially seen it all now.
Let's get started with the jokes, shall we?
1. "OWWW! That is NOT the ripcord!"
2. "Well, honey, we covered the Mile-High Club, the Half-Mile High Club, and the Quarter-Mile High Club all in two minutes."
3. "Well, Mr. Speedy, we certainly had plenty of time to release the parachute."
Last edited by EastKyFF; 10-14-2011 at 08:38 AM."Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everybody you meet.”
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10-14-2011, 09:27 AM #2
First: The media spin is a bit ridiculous.. highlighting the fact that the cops were involved, implying disbelief that no charges were being filed..etc. OH NO, SEX! Smite them!
Second: "The teenage boy was disturbed by the image of the woman".. seriously?
Third: There did they both find crotchless jumpsuits?
A porn star and a hot secretary both work for a sky diving company.. what did you THINK would happen? That's a better script then most of his movies, I'd imagine.So you call this your free country
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