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01-12-2013, 03:32 PM #1Forum Member
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Just trying for a little humor here
“The person who risks nothing, does nothing, has nothing, is nothing, and becomes nothing. He may avoid suffering and sorrow, but he simply cannot learn and feel and change and grow and love and live.” Leo F. Buscaglia
This place gets weirder and weirder every day...
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01-12-2013, 04:01 PM #2Forum Member
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Those nozzles fall into SC's assault rifle definition and will soon be banned.
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01-12-2013, 06:19 PM #3Forum Member
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I can support an assault automatic nozzle ban!!
Originally Posted by tbzep
Those nozzles fall into SC's assault rifle definition and will soon be banned.
“The person who risks nothing, does nothing, has nothing, is nothing, and becomes nothing. He may avoid suffering and sorrow, but he simply cannot learn and feel and change and grow and love and live.” Leo F. Buscaglia
This place gets weirder and weirder every day...
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01-12-2013, 09:20 PM #4Forum Member
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How about a ban on tactical tupperware?
Train to fight the fires you fight.
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01-12-2013, 10:08 PM #5Forum Member
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Make sure that nozzle isn't connected to a high capacity tank. 10 gallon max!!!
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01-19-2013, 04:57 PM #6MembersZone Subscriber
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That's a great pic - can you send me a PM with the website link? Or simply post it here in a reply?
Thanks
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01-19-2013, 06:09 PM #7Forum Member
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I borrowed it off from somewhere on facebook. I doubt I can find it again, but I can try. Originally Posted by ChiefSquirrel
If you right click it you should be able to save the picture right off from my post here on FH.com.“The person who risks nothing, does nothing, has nothing, is nothing, and becomes nothing. He may avoid suffering and sorrow, but he simply cannot learn and feel and change and grow and love and live.” Leo F. Buscaglia
This place gets weirder and weirder every day...
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01-20-2013, 10:53 AM #8Forum Member
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Hell froze over.. I actually agree with LA on banning tactical tupperware! Originally Posted by LaFireEducator
"The education of a firefighter and the continued education of a firefighter is what makes "real" firefighters. Continuous skill development is the core of progressive firefighting. We learn by doing and doing it again and again, both on the training ground and the fireground."
Lt. Ray McCormack, FDNY
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01-20-2013, 11:04 AM #9Truckie
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Remember ffbou? He would roll over dead with a statement like that!!How about a ban on tactical tupperware?My posts reflect my views and opinions, not the organization I work for or my IAFF local. Some of which they may not agree. I.A.C.O.J. member
"I ask, Sir, what is the militia? It is the whole people. To disarm the people is the best and most effectual way to enslave them."
George Mason
Co-author of the Second Amendment
during Virginia's Convention to Ratify the Constitution, 1788
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01-20-2013, 03:20 PM #10Forum Member
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Whatever happened to him anyways? Originally Posted by SPFDRum
“The person who risks nothing, does nothing, has nothing, is nothing, and becomes nothing. He may avoid suffering and sorrow, but he simply cannot learn and feel and change and grow and love and live.” Leo F. Buscaglia
This place gets weirder and weirder every day...
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01-20-2013, 04:28 PM #11Forum Member
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He kinda sorta got banned. Originally Posted by FyredUp
"Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everybody you meet.”
--General James Mattis, USMC
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01-20-2013, 05:10 PM #12Forum Member
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Speaking of old members, I miss ChicagoFF. He always had good insight. Originally Posted by EastKyFF
And then of course there's always George......
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01-21-2013, 10:03 AM #13Forum Member
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StayBack500ft Originally Posted by ATFDFF
SilverCity4 (still lurks)
LadyCapn
E229lt"Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everybody you meet.”
--General James Mattis, USMC
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01-22-2013, 04:54 PM #14Forum Member
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I miss George.
"You see things and you ask, 'Why'? I dream of things that never were and I say, 'Why not'?
"I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place."
"When you are kind to someone in trouble, you hope they'll remember and be kind to someone else. And it'll become like a wildfire."
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01-23-2013, 08:28 AM #15Forum Member
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Twin brothers have competed in everything their entire lives. The one who is older by six minutes is always just a bit better. The younger one made all-region football, the older made all-state. The younger was salutatorian, the older was valedictorian.
So it goes with everything. Even when the brothers schedule a double wedding, people agree that the older brother's fiancee was just a bit prettier than the younger one's.
On the wedding night, the two couples share dinner together and the ladies excuse themselves. The younger brother take the opportunity to issue a challenge.
"We're married now, and we won't spend as much time together. I would like to beat you at just one thing before that happens," he says.
"What do you propose?" the older brother asks.
"I think I can make love to my wife more times tonight than you can. We'll keep count by marking on our bathroom mirrors with a bar of soap, and in the morning we'll compare," he says.
"Deal," the older brother says.
The two couples adjourn to their rooms for the night. The younger brother feels great determination and quickly executes his first encounter with his wife, then trots to the bathroom to make a mark on the mirror. He returns to the bed for a second session, then walks gingerly back to the loo and makes a second mark on the mirror. Finally he manages one more go-round, then staggers back to make a third and final mark on the mirror before collapsing onto the floor to sleep.
At breakfast he is ecstatic. "There's no way you could have outdone me last night. I was magnificent," he says.
"Let's find out," the older brother replies. They enter the younger brother's room and step into the bathroom. The older brother flips on the light, looks at the mirror and says, "You're right. You did it a hundred and eleven times, and I only did it thirty-six.""Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everybody you meet.”
--General James Mattis, USMC
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