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    Default Just trying for a little humor here

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    I found this while surfing another site and I thought it was pretty funny.
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    Those nozzles fall into SC's assault rifle definition and will soon be banned.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tbzep View Post
    Those nozzles fall into SC's assault rifle definition and will soon be banned.
    I can support an assault automatic nozzle ban!!
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    How about a ban on tactical tupperware?
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    Make sure that nozzle isn't connected to a high capacity tank. 10 gallon max!!!

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    That's a great pic - can you send me a PM with the website link? Or simply post it here in a reply?

    Thanks

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiefSquirrel View Post
    That's a great pic - can you send me a PM with the website link? Or simply post it here in a reply?

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    I borrowed it off from somewhere on facebook. I doubt I can find it again, but I can try.

    If you right click it you should be able to save the picture right off from my post here on FH.com.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LaFireEducator View Post
    How about a ban on tactical tupperware?
    Hell froze over.. I actually agree with LA on banning tactical tupperware!
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    How about a ban on tactical tupperware?
    Remember ffbou? He would roll over dead with a statement like that!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by SPFDRum View Post
    Remember ffbou? He would roll over dead with a statement like that!!
    Whatever happened to him anyways?
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    Quote Originally Posted by FyredUp View Post
    Whatever happened to him anyways?
    He kinda sorta got banned.
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    Quote Originally Posted by EastKyFF View Post
    He kinda sorta got banned.
    Speaking of old members, I miss ChicagoFF. He always had good insight.

    And then of course there's always George......

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    Quote Originally Posted by ATFDFF View Post
    Speaking of old members, I miss ChicagoFF. He always had good insight.

    And then of course there's always George......
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    I miss George.
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    Twin brothers have competed in everything their entire lives. The one who is older by six minutes is always just a bit better. The younger one made all-region football, the older made all-state. The younger was salutatorian, the older was valedictorian.

    So it goes with everything. Even when the brothers schedule a double wedding, people agree that the older brother's fiancee was just a bit prettier than the younger one's.

    On the wedding night, the two couples share dinner together and the ladies excuse themselves. The younger brother take the opportunity to issue a challenge.

    "We're married now, and we won't spend as much time together. I would like to beat you at just one thing before that happens," he says.

    "What do you propose?" the older brother asks.

    "I think I can make love to my wife more times tonight than you can. We'll keep count by marking on our bathroom mirrors with a bar of soap, and in the morning we'll compare," he says.

    "Deal," the older brother says.

    The two couples adjourn to their rooms for the night. The younger brother feels great determination and quickly executes his first encounter with his wife, then trots to the bathroom to make a mark on the mirror. He returns to the bed for a second session, then walks gingerly back to the loo and makes a second mark on the mirror. Finally he manages one more go-round, then staggers back to make a third and final mark on the mirror before collapsing onto the floor to sleep.

    At breakfast he is ecstatic. "There's no way you could have outdone me last night. I was magnificent," he says.

    "Let's find out," the older brother replies. They enter the younger brother's room and step into the bathroom. The older brother flips on the light, looks at the mirror and says, "You're right. You did it a hundred and eleven times, and I only did it thirty-six."
    "Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everybody you meet.”
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