Right now, clean the mud off your shoe.
I know it must be hard,
Standing out in the yard,
But I believe that's all you can do.
I love poetry.
I dont know which is worse-
The fact that guys make rhymes about him being such a pathetic piece of schit, or the fact that his thinking is so obtuse that he doesn't realize that he is such a pathetic piece of schit.
Can we do haikus too?
The heat is searing,
People screaming " Please help us!"
Sorry, too unsafe.
There is this guy who's a three hatter
Who's own opinion is the only that matters
Fire is his life
Just ask his third wife
One hat's enough to leave your home life in tatters
No smoke detectors
Sorry you are on your own
Could get hurt in there
They use the phrase " terms of service"
Like they think it will make me nervous
But im not Bonnie or Clyde
And im not gonna hide
And he dang sure aint Melvin Purvis
once a pubed geek
opened a door for a peek
the room lit off
and he said with a cough
I think my sphincter just started to leak
This entire topic gets my nomination for topic of the millenium.
Thanks for the laughs!!
My shirt may say "No Fear"
But you'll find lots of it here
My safety comes first
My FD is the worst
But it's ok 'cause they bring lots of beer
"I'm a firefighter!" I'll often say
I even keep my tools on display
Not an axe or a hook
But a coloring book
Fight fire? "HA HA! NO WAY!"
Here I stand broken hearted
the line is charged and the vent saw started
ill have to go , I dare not linger
ill tell em all ,I just broke my finger
As I surf these fireman threads
I feel a tingling in my head
Sometimes I can't resist the urge
From my brain to my fingers dumb things I do purge.
All we hear is me, me, me
There's BS posted to see
I hope you're wearing a cup
If you run into FyredUp
Or else it will bleed when you pee.
Here I stand in the front yard
Certificates in hand including my red card
My turnout gear so crisp and clean
The inside of a fire it's never seen
I refuse to ever enter that house
Even if it was to save my spouse
Our citizens to us...their not worth much
Our meager budget is my crutch
I say to myself as I don my vest
I wanna go home so F*€$ the rest
*disclaimer*- this is not directed at any one person. If you think this is about you, then it's time to address it with your conscious.....
There once was forum of old Crusty's
Most of them old and musty
You must go inside
To do the job with pride
Or else nobody will think you have gutsys
As we approach the scene with only drivers
I know there will be little chance of survivors
My vest is donned, so yellow so bright
With my officers hat, I feel like a knight
Through the window I throw my FIT five
Hoping this will maybe keep them alive
Propped at the command post I shall stay
Awaiting the response from AMA