I just love how some members throw the term coward around.
As I drive down this highway
To another FDIC show
I spy an overturned vehicle
I ponder...shall I even slow?
The flames they are closing
On a child trapped by steel
I tighten my already strenuous grip
Upon the steering wheel
This is not my jurisdiction
Or even my first due
I say this with conviction
I know this to be true
So as I pass this accident
On my way to an extrication class
I think, someone soon they will show up
To save this lad or lass
So I speed past still keeping alert
At people staring as I go by
It dawns on me that my choice of shirt
Is the big department nearby
Maybe they didn't notice
My faded tee of blue
Or the scads of fireman stickers
That block out my rear view
I didn't have my drops that day
I say to ease my guilt
I hope that when I express my way
It doth no harm this hero I've built
So as you read this yarn I've conjured
Ask what you would do
Would you stop to help the injured
Or would you drive right through
Again ...... Fixated?
I love poetry.
I dont know which is worse-
The fact that guys make rhymes about him being such a pathetic piece of schit, or the fact that his thinking is so obtuse that he doesn't realize that he is such a pathetic piece of schit.
Can we do haikus too?
The heat is searing,
People screaming " Please help us!"
Sorry, too unsafe.
There is this guy who's a three hatter
Who's own opinion is the only that matters
Fire is his life
Just ask his third wife
One hat's enough to leave your home life in tatters
No smoke detectors
Sorry you are on your own
Could get hurt in there
They use the phrase " terms of service"
Like they think it will make me nervous
But im not Bonnie or Clyde
And im not gonna hide
And he dang sure aint Melvin Purvis
once a pubed geek
opened a door for a peek
the room lit off
and he said with a cough
I think my sphincter just started to leak