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    Quote Originally Posted by LaFireEducator View Post
    Terms of service??????

    I just love how some members throw the term coward around.
    When I want your opinion I'll give it to you.
    Right now, clean the mud off your shoe.
    I know it must be hard,
    Standing out in the yard,
    But I believe that's all you can do.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LaFireEducator View Post
    Nice work.

    Again ...... Fixated?
    I was generalizing, what are you getting at? I believe I stated that this was a "yarn" that I "conjured" up. You hiding something there bub?
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    Quote Originally Posted by LaFireEducator View Post
    Nice work.

    Again ...... Fixated?
    Again... Butthurt?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ToDaRoof View Post
    Again... Butthurt?
    Come on, you can do better than that! I would like to see butthurt in the form of a limerick please!
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    Quote Originally Posted by conrad427 View Post
    Come on, you can do better than that! I would like to see butthurt in the form of a limerick please!
    They all make great fun of me
    On a forum for all to see
    I'm getting so butthurt
    They'll tell me "Go kick dirt!"
    But I don't have the right PPE.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LaFireEducator View Post
    Terms of service??????

    I just love how some members throw the term coward around.
    Please show me where I made any indication that my lovely limerick was directed towards you.

    And I used "coward" because I couldn't think of anything that rhymes with "chicken****""
    "I am an aggressive firefighter, and that is not an apology."

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    I love poetry.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LaFireEducator View Post
    I just love how some members throw the term coward around.
    Ok, how about "Yellow-Spined Chicken Schit?"
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    I dont know which is worse-

    The fact that guys make rhymes about him being such a pathetic piece of schit, or the fact that his thinking is so obtuse that he doesn't realize that he is such a pathetic piece of schit.
    "Loyalty Above all Else. Except Honor."

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    Can we do haikus too?

    The heat is searing,
    People screaming " Please help us!"
    Sorry, too unsafe.
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    There is this guy who's a three hatter
    Who's own opinion is the only that matters
    Fire is his life
    Just ask his third wife
    One hat's enough to leave your home life in tatters
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    Haiku:

    No smoke detectors

    Sorry you are on your own

    Could get hurt in there
    "Loyalty Above all Else. Except Honor."

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    Quote Originally Posted by FWDbuff View Post
    I dont know which is worse-

    The fact that guys make rhymes about him being such a pathetic piece of schit, or the fact that his thinking is so obtuse that he doesn't realize that he is such a pathetic piece of schit.
    They aren't about him as far as I'm concerned. I draw my inspiration from ridiculous things posters have said on these boards.

    I'll try to think up some more after I get my Percocet refill
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    They use the phrase " terms of service"
    Like they think it will make me nervous

    But im not Bonnie or Clyde
    And im not gonna hide
    And he dang sure aint Melvin Purvis
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    once a pubed geek
    opened a door for a peek

    the room lit off
    and he said with a cough

    I think my sphincter just started to leak
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    This entire topic gets my nomination for topic of the millenium.

    Thanks for the laughs!!
    Crazy, but that's how it goes
    Millions of people living as foes
    Maybe it's not too late
    To learn how to love, and forget how to hate

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    My shirt may say "No Fear"
    But you'll find lots of it here
    My safety comes first
    My FD is the worst
    But it's ok 'cause they bring lots of beer
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    "I'm a firefighter!" I'll often say
    I even keep my tools on display
    Not an axe or a hook
    But a coloring book
    Fight fire? "HA HA! NO WAY!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by FyredUp View Post
    This entire topic gets my nomination for topic of the millenium.
    I couldn't agree more!
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    Here I stand broken hearted
    the line is charged and the vent saw started
    ill have to go , I dare not linger
    ill tell em all ,I just broke my finger
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    As I surf these fireman threads
    I feel a tingling in my head
    Sometimes I can't resist the urge
    From my brain to my fingers dumb things I do purge.
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    All we hear is me, me, me
    There's BS posted to see
    I hope you're wearing a cup
    If you run into FyredUp
    Or else it will bleed when you pee.
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    Default Taking a stab at some poetry

    Here I stand in the front yard
    Certificates in hand including my red card

    My turnout gear so crisp and clean
    The inside of a fire it's never seen

    I refuse to ever enter that house
    Even if it was to save my spouse

    Our citizens to us...their not worth much
    Our meager budget is my crutch

    I say to myself as I don my vest
    I wanna go home so F*$ the rest

    *disclaimer*- this is not directed at any one person. If you think this is about you, then it's time to address it with your conscious.....
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    There once was forum of old Crusty's
    Most of them old and musty
    You must go inside
    To do the job with pride
    Or else nobody will think you have gutsys
    Train to fight the fires you fight.

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    As we approach the scene with only drivers
    I know there will be little chance of survivors

    My vest is donned, so yellow so bright
    With my officers hat, I feel like a knight

    Through the window I throw my FIT five
    Hoping this will maybe keep them alive

    Propped at the command post I shall stay
    Awaiting the response from AMA

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