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    Quote Originally Posted by LaFireEducator View Post
    My VFD a new tanker and engine we're buyin'
    To use the funds otherwise the law we'd be bendin'
    But foul Fryed' screams
    As he questions our needs
    As he feels on trucks we should not be spendin'
    Law? You never cared about laws before- you force your career staff to "volunteer" on their days off......and that violates FEDERAL law......pshhhhhh who cares about silly laws!!!!
    "Loyalty Above all Else. Except Honor."

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    Quote Originally Posted by LaFireEducator View Post
    Much of that depends on what I ate 3 hours ago.
    Farts are just the screams of trapped turds.

    I completely understand now
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    Quote Originally Posted by snowball View Post
    Farts are just the screams of trapped turds.

    I completely understand now
    the more/louder screaming the bigger the turd ?
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    We wonder where users have been
    When to the forums we daily log in
    When they do come along
    It's the same old dumb song
    And they say, "Holy crap! This stuff again?"
    I am more than just a serious basketball fan. I am a life-long addict. I was addicted from birth, in fact, because I was born in Kentucky.
    ― Hunter S. Thompson

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    Which apparatus needed replacing the worst?
    Should our engine or tanker be first?
    Our run sheets made it clear
    the direction we should steer
    was probably replacing our hearse.
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    The tone went out for a situation so dire
    the amateur chemist's mobile home was on fire
    He was cooking his stuff
    when he started to puff
    on a cigarette and set the lab afire.

    With our trucks from the station we barged.
    With our hoses laid waiting to be charged.
    But the pumps wouldn't prime
    It just took too much time
    We could not save it with the little water we sparged.

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    When it comes to big hoses we flow 'em
    When it comes to the standards we know 'em
    But it seems that this thread
    Is near clinically dead
    Because most of us can't write a poem.
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    There once was a man from the Parish,
    Whose family he didn't much cherish.
    "Don't try to hard!"
    "Just stand in the yard!"
    "Oh well if my family should perish."
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    "A fire department that writes off civilians faster than an express line of 6 reasons or less is not progressive, it's dangerous, because it's run by fear. Fear does not save lives, it endangers them." -- Lt. Ray McCormack FDNY

    "Because if you don't think you're good, nobody else will." -- DC Tom Laun (ret) Syracuse

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    I said it once and I shall say it again.. I love poetry
    Do not let the ghosts of our fallen brothers gaze upon you and ask " What have you done to my profession?" FTB DTRT EGH

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    Some guys on the firefighter forum
    showed a total lack of decorum
    they were short and curt
    and ---------- got butthurt
    but one whiner does not make a quorum
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