11-06-2013, 10:52 AM #51
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- So of Can. / N. of Mexico
prototype water truck
Hobbled is what you do to a horse at night so they don't wander off to far.
11-06-2013, 01:29 PM #52
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11-06-2013, 02:32 PM #53
A hillbilly couple marries and heads out on their honeymoon.
Upon arriving at the hotel, the bride says, "You go 'n park the truck an' I'll go git us a room."
So the groom heads for the parking lot while his love heads to the front desk, where she is met by a clerk.
"Me n' mah husband jist got murried, and we need us a room," she says.
"Certainly, ma'am," the clerk replies. "Would you like the bridal suite?"
The bride's eyes get big and she replies, "First of all, I'm a murried woman, so don't be callin' me sweet," she says.
"And second, I don't need no bridle, I'll just hold 'im by his ears like I always do!""Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everybody you meet.”
--General James Mattis, USMC
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