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    Red face What Kind of Paper is in your library?

    Need I say More?

    Take this and run Fellas!!

    Just a little humor!!

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    I pamper myself....

    I bring my own Charmin.

    The standard issue of the house is some kind of industrial John Wayne stuff on big rolls. I hate that thing. No serations to make the paper tear easy and when you give a good tug to tear it but do it wrong, it spools out onto the floor.

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    oh but wait, what about those damn "lockers" for the toliet paper you know the ones where u need a key to replace it, and there is supposed to be a second roll that drops down after you use the first one, well yea they get stuck sometimes. i dont know why people think that the paper is that valuable that we need a safe to house it.

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    The City purchases a quality soft two ply paper for our facilities. We have the two roll paper dispenser at Headquarters, but you always have to check if the rolls have been replaced, because

    "It's uncivilized to sit in your own rancid vapor, just because there's no toilet paper..."

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    "Sorry, I can't spare a square..."
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    I usually go get some sandpaper from the shop...it's much less abrasive then the rolls of stuff that we have.
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    we would be better off using sand paper
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    You Guys got paper ?!?!?

    All we got is a teeney tiny "one holer" with a small window and a tree growing outside!

    (Which means you better bring your own copy of the Sears & Roebuck after fall of the year bud)

    Seriously though - after a recent remodel we now have 2 seperate "one holers" and a good supply of corn cobs ina basket beside each. (Speaking of which - 100 bonus points if anyone knows when & why you use a white corn cob instead of a red one)


    *LMAO* - Nice topic FireFly.

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    In an attempt to get the 100 bomnus points from N2D Fire...

    would the answer be a hemmerhoid check?
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    Mongo...I can't believe you don't have a square to spare.....

    Much like the rest of you folks....our TP is a cut above a newspaper....which I think might actually be an improvment....with the exception of the ink leaving a stain

    I guess the ink would be better than sumthin else.

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    I THINK IT WAS THE LAST DIRECTIVE FROM CITY HALL
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    I'm with Mongo.... I bring my own! I make sure that I have *at least* one roll in my duty bag. It definitely beats the questionable quality of whatever is on sale at Price Costco last week.
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    You guys have it all wrong. I am happy we have bad paper. I bring my own and use it to barter. For 3 squares of Charmin I can get a box of ego's. For 5 squares, ohh my, thats worth a bag of chips, two diet cokes and a package of stay puff marshmellows.

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    Hook-n-Can

    I can't believe you don't have a square to spare.....

    Well, just one. Use it wisely.

    CoopDog

    For 3 squares of Charmin I can get a box of ego's.

    You got guys that will trade their ego's for TP?

    Oh, you mean Eggo's.

    For 5 squares, ohh my, thats worth a bag of chips, two diet cokes and a package of stay puff marshmellows.

    A bag of chips, stay puff marshmallows and diet cokes...

    Just wondering, are you the kinda guy that goes to Burger King and orders two whoppers, jumbo fries and a diet coke?
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    [ 12-17-2001: Message edited by: Adam Spencer ]

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    LMAO!!! Mongo and Gonzo you guys never cease to amaze me... You are both hilarious and I rely on you for my daily dose of entertainment on those days when you are bored out of your mind with nothing to do....

    as for myself, as Mongo has previously said, bring my own. I leave atleast one roll in my locker and constantly keep stocked up... We also have those damn safes that require keys and they are a joke!!!!!!

    Funny the topic of TP came up... Its an on going joke at our house for the promise of softer TP... And as a gag gift I'm actually buying a jumbo package of charmin and giving to some of the guys for christmas... I will be hoisted upon my brothers shoulders and cheered for my righteousness before promptly being dropped back down again... head first of course!!!

    Have a safe shift and a good week everyone!!!
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    It's only my opinion. I do not speak for any group or organization I belong to or associate with or people I know - especially my employer. If you like it, we can share it, you don't have to give me credit. If you don't, we are allowed to disagree too (but be ready to be challenged, you may be on to something I'm not). That's what makes America great!

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    N2D, would the purpose of those corncobs be suitable for family viewing forums?????
    I'm not at all sure I want to know why they'd be there!! LMAO
    Just a question though, are those cobs sans corn or without? lol
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    N2D, would the purpose of those corncobs be suitable for family viewing forums?????
    *L* Guess that depends on the family.
    Just a question though, are those cobs sans corn or without? lol
    Umm - mostly without.

    *LOL* - I'm still dyin over this thread.

    Anyway - I guess I'll go ahead and post the answer (wonder if I'll win the award for Biggest Red Neck FD for knowing this ?? )

    The answer is . . . . *insert drum roll here*

    When - You use a white corn cob after you use at least 1 red one

    Why - To see if you need to use another red one

    O.K. - O.K. - Sorry if this offended anyone.

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    Guys, don't bad-mouth the weak stuff that tears when you use it. For some people, the only piece of *** they can get is when their fingers break through the toilet paper.

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    Well, i cant beleive my first post is on station paper?? We have the standard issue large roll sandpsper dispensers im sure you are all farmiliar with. But we do have a new seat, the crack in the old one would grab your bum on occasion so we all threw in a few bucks for new apparatus.

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    W1BKP...was tha apparatus or assaratus

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    found it .............this goes along with the "faces with the post" in the off-duty discussion .............bumpity bump...
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    Wow, talk about coming back from the dead!! Maybe this also goes along with that ghost thread.

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    Wasn't it Gallagher who said....
    "Why do they make this for your face (as he holds up a facial kleenex), and this for your butt?" (as he holds up 1 tiny square of TP.)

    the only piece of *** they can get is when their fingers break through the toilet paper.
    I'm still trying to get up off the floor from laughing after reading this one.
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