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    Default Arkansas Firefighters

    I have been a member of this forum for some time know and am amased at all of the people here. A very popular line is the one of where you are all from . There seems to be representives from all over the world but not many from the fine state of ARKANSAS. So fellow Arkansans speak up and let's let the world know that we are here.

    I am from Calico Rock,AR in the Ozark Mountains


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    Sorry Danny, I couldn't resist.

    You Know You're From ARKANSAS When ...

    You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree.

    You can entertain yourself for more than an hour with a flyswatter.

    Your property has been mistaken for a recycling center.

    Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.

    You burn your yard rather than mow it.

    The Salvation Army declines your mattress.

    Your entire family sat around waiting for a call from the Governor
    to spare a loved one.

    You offer to give someone the shirt off your back and they don't
    want it.

    You have the local taxidermist on speed dial.

    You come back from the dump with more than you took.

    You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.

    Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.

    Your grandmother has "Ammo" on her Christmas list.

    You've been kicked out of the zoo for heckling the monkeys.

    You think a subdivision is part of a math problem.

    You've bathed with flea and tick soap.

    You've been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog.

    Your kids take a siphon hose to show and tell.

    You think a hot tub is a stolen indoor plumbing fixture.

    You took a fishing pole to Sea World.

    You go to the stock car races and don't need a program.

    You know how many bales of hay your car will hold.

    You have a rag for a gas cap.

    You've hit on somebody in a VD clinic.

    Your house doesn't have curtains but your truck does.

    You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.

    You can spit without opening your mouth.

    You consider your license plate personalized because your father
    made it.

    Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

    You sit on your roof at Christmas time hoping to fill your deer
    quota.

    You have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say "Cool Whip"
    on the side.

    The biggest city you've ever been to is Wal-Mart.

    Your working TV sits on top of your non-working TV.

    You thought the Unabomber was a wrestler.

    You've used your ironing board as a buffet table.

    You think a quarter horse is that ride in front of K-Mart.

    Your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings
    you home.

    A tornado hits your neighborhood and does a $100,000 worth of
    improvements.

    You've used a toilet brush as a back scratchier.

    You missed 5th grade graduation because you had jury duty.

    You think fast food is hitting a deer at 65 mph.

    Somebody tells you that you've got something in your teeth and you
    take them out to see what it is.

    MGB&KY&Y-FDNY 9/11/01

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    Hey CFD14 thats not just people from Arkansas it rednecks in general they arent just from Arkansas they have them all over the U.S.
    LADIES LOVE ME.
    FLAMES FEAR ME.

    "I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THIS FLAG, IF THAT BOTHERS YOU WELL THATS TOO BAD!" AARON TIPPIN

    If you wish to burn our flag please remember to wrap yourself in it first!!!

    ALL SOUTHERNERS ARE EXEMPT FROM ANY AND ALL OF MY YANKEE COMMENTS ON ANY AND ALL FORUMS.

    THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN!!!

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    yessiree bob, ya'll thank them thar rednecks is everyware. yur just plain scarin me to death. take the chillun in the trailer house mama, i's gonna get my gun fer pertection gainst them thar rednecks. ifn thar all over these here united states, that mus mean thars some rite here Gods kuntry.

    Seriously though, firefightermatt, you can change Arkansas to just about any state, even Kansas.
    MGB&KY&Y-FDNY 9/11/01

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    Yep, thar's redneck country folk everywhar!

    Hey, I'm from rural Oklahoma, and while I had noticed a few of the, ahem, more simplistic people in the area, I figured it wasn't THAT bad out here.

    That is, until I started running on the ambulance. I'm tellin' ya, some of these people must've had their trailers dropped from a Sky-Crane or something. Apparently, my mind had blocked some of these places from my vision, because I hadn't noticed them until we'd get called out on a SOB call at 0300.

    Can't add to your list of Arkansans, but chalk another one up from Redneck Country!
    Bryan Beall
    Silver City, Oklahoma USA

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    Greetings from the Biggest Little city in Arkansas
    Chief Frank Rizzio
    Pea Ridge Fire Dept.
    Pea Ridge AR. 72751

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    Sorry to change the subject--does anyone out there know anything about Hank Przybylowicz and his Supreme Sacrifice listing? I'm doing research for a magazine article, and I need to get in touch with him. Any help would be GREATLY appreciated! :

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