05-03-2001, 01:44 PM #1Nate MarshallFirehouse.com Guest
some humor to relieve your stress...
Here's something to make you laugh \,it,s called people who annoy me, it was sent to me by a denver district chief.
1.People who point at their wrist while asking for the time, I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. When something is new and improved. Which is it? If it's new, then there has been never been anything before it. If it's improved then there must have been something before it.
3. When people say while watching a movie, "did you see that?' No tosser I pay 8 bucks to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.
4. When people say, "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too" damn right! What good is cake if you cant eat it.
5. When people say "life is short." What the hell??? Life is the longest damn thing anyone of us ever do!! What can you do that is longer.
There are about 100 more of these if anyone is interested Ill send you them.
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