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    Firehouse.com Guest

    Wink ways to annoy people

    Here are more ways to annoy people
    Leave the copy machine set to 99 copies, reduce 200%, extra dark,
    17-inch paper.

    In the memo field of all your checks, write, "for sensual

    If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen
    while talking with others.

    Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.

    Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all
    weather conditions, "to keep them tuned up."

    Reply to everything someone says with, "that's what YOU think."
    Practice making fax and modem noises.

    Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and copy
    them to your boss.

    Make beeping noises when you back up.

    Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over
    your ears.

    Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge
    across the room.

    Holler random numbers while someone is counting.

    Staple papers in the middle of the page.

    Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking"

    Honk and wave to strangers.

    Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat the
    complimentary mints by the cash register.

    Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute entire

    Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear
    that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now."

    As much as possible, skip rather than walk.

    Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom
    of your chin. When nearly done, announce, "No, wait -- I messed it up." Then repeat.

    While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a

    Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, then scribble their
    answers in a notebook and
    mutter something about "psychological profiles."

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    Firehouse.com Guest


    Wow! Great idea. I can tap on my glass eye.

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    Firehouse.com Guest



    Those were great....bring on some more.

    In the middle of someone talking to you go into a glassy stare...

    When walking down the street just stop and look up at the roof of a building, you'll be amazed how soon you have several people standing around you looking up....

    Take care,


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