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Thread: WHY IS IT ???

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    troll911
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    Cool WHY IS IT ???

    Let's see how far we can go!!

    Why is it that you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?


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    FFTrainer
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    I shouldn't get involved, but..........

    Why do we put SUITS in a Garment Bag, and put Garments in a Suitcase?

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    mongofire_99
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    I shouldn't get involved

    Me neither, but.........

    Why isn't phonetic spelled like it sounds?

    [This message has been edited by mongofire_99 (edited 03-15-2001).]

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    9C7
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    Wink

    Does a paramedic in Rome call an "IV" a "4?"

    Do people in Australia call the rest of the world "up over?"



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    9C7
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    Wink

    Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn shop?



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    Big T
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    If you were traveling at the speed of light and turned on your headlights what would happen???

  7. #7
    FFTrainer
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    If a turtle loses his shell, is he naked or homeless???

    sorry.........

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    Engine 101
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    If you where an antenna to a wedding, Does that make the reception better?

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    ArmyTruckCompany
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    If the plural for "mouse" is "Mice", why isn't the plural for "house", "Hice"????

    I'm kind of into astronomy, so I installed a skylight.....The people who live above me are ****ed!

    I once saw an exostentialist map in the mall....it said "You are here" all over it.

    ....Was laying in bed with my wife the other night, she puts down the newspaper and says "If you could know how and when you were going to die, would you want to know"??
    I said "no."
    She says "Forget it then...."

    dont worry guys I'm not giving up the day job

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    Captain Gonzo
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    If the plural of "goose" is geese, then why isn't the plural of "moose" "meese"?

    Why do we call a water heater a hot water heater? Hot water is already heated!



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    RJE
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    Why is it a "RE"frigerator. We put stuff in it to STAY frigid, not to GET frigid.

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