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    Find out what the noise statutes are for your county/city and print out a copy, make a POLITE, NEIGHBORLY visit to their house, show them the law and ask nicely if they would mind keeping things below wake-the-dead level. Make sure you note date and time and issue in a journal and, if at all possible, have another neighbor, or at least a good friend, go with you to act as witness. That way, you now have documentation for a disturbing-the-peace citation against the young scuts.

    Quote Originally Posted by doughesson View Post
    BTW,anyone have any good LEGAL ideas that would help dealing with my previously mentioned "neighbors" who are out from under Mom and Dad's roofs for the first time and don't realize that they are now responsible for keeping themselves out of trouble?
    The only ideas I have come up with either break the law in all 50 states and/or probably the Geneva Convention.
    The police have added their address to the final exam at the academy so it's worth 10 points now.


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    BTDT.Memphis has city ordinances on disturbing the peace but the police are so busy running down the latest shooting scene that loud noises at inappropriate hours are way down the priority list.
    The police have been on the block numerous times all summer long and it doesn't seem to bother the scuts.
    A couple neighbors have started talking about showing a few of them what a good old fashioned Navy/Marine Corps blanket party is all about(Ref:"Full Metal Jacket" where Pvt Pyle is pinned and everyone in the platoon takes a swing at him with soap filled socks) and I do not think that they are kidding.
    We're all trying to avoid that extreme,even if I did buy some new socks yesterday.(I needed them despite what the neighbors are thinking of)

    Quote Originally Posted by firecat1 View Post
    Find out what the noise statutes are for your county/city and print out a copy, make a POLITE, NEIGHBORLY visit to their house, show them the law and ask nicely if they would mind keeping things below wake-the-dead level. Make sure you note date and time and issue in a journal and, if at all possible, have another neighbor, or at least a good friend, go with you to act as witness. That way, you now have documentation for a disturbing-the-peace citation against the young scuts.

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    Thumbs up FINALLY - A beer Related Post

    I'll take one 'o those too, please.
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    LOL... That would be me at one of those 250 micro-brew establishments.

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    "Firemens gets antsies. Theys wants to goes to fires. Sometimeses they haves to waits."

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    Quote Originally Posted by MalahatTwo7 View Post
    I'll take one 'o those too, please.

    Oh yeah? Well give me two, one for each hand!
    Stay Safe and Well Out There....

    Always remembering 9-11-2001 and 343+ Brothers

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    Doug,
    It may be time for you to break out some of those Tom Jones cd's that you used to calm your passengers back in the bus days. Blast that out the windows of your house towards the offending noise folks, and watch their heads explode..
    I fish for a living, but I have to work for money...

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    Quote Originally Posted by rhvfd1214 View Post
    Doug,
    It may be time for you to break out some of those Tom Jones cd's that you used to calm your passengers back in the bus days. Blast that out the windows of your house towards the offending noise folks, and watch their heads explode..

    I never said I played Tom Jones on the "Number29SecurityTaxiHarnedsBBQ Exit11ExxonMossbergRealTreeCam oFord E-350bus" when it was just runnin' awesome all day long.
    I usually had Ozzy Osbourne blowin' out the windows as I pulled into a mental health workshop until the owner made me quit bringing that cd to work with me.
    I got a better plan for payback.One of the young 'un's Mom wants me to cut the yard for her and I can't understand why she can't get one of those strong young men who hang out at her place to do it.
    They usually go to bed about 0600 so expect that the mower should start at 0900 tomorrow.
    That will work on quite a few levels:I get to annoy THEM while they are trying to sleep(with no chance of legal retribution),I get to show them who is the tough one(capable of cutting grass for them) and I'll get paid to do it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by doughesson View Post
    I never said I played Tom Jones .
    Denial?? That's Not Unusual... We all know it was just to calm the passengers. It's ok, you can admit it, you're with friends, now..

    I'm glad you have a plan that may work, at least for one day. You deserve some Jack and Coke.
    I fish for a living, but I have to work for money...

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    I could go for a double of Glenmorangie right now!

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    Nothing better than a couple hot and spicy Bloody Mary's to end a bad hangover.

    And yes, I was a hurtin' this morning. Too much football and friends.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EastKyFF
    "Firemens gets antsies. Theys wants to goes to fires. Sometimeses they haves to waits."

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    Quote Originally Posted by firecat1 View Post
    I could go for a double of Glenmorangie right now!
    Step up to the bar or lets get a table as we may do some serious drinking!!


    Hey Firemech1, I thinks it may be your turn to buy a round.

    Stay Safe and Well Out There....

    Always remembering 9-11-2001 and 343+ Brothers

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    Quote Originally Posted by CaptOldTimer
    Step up to the bar or lets get a table as we may do some serious drinking!!


    Hey Firemech1, I thinks it may be your turn to buy a round.

    Damn, again already??? Might need to look into a second job at this rate.

    Shots, droughts, and well drinks for everyone. And I'm thinking we need another table.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EastKyFF
    "Firemens gets antsies. Theys wants to goes to fires. Sometimeses they haves to waits."

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    FM: Don't start just yet...

    Let me call the gang in first...





    Hey guys,

    FM is buying the good stuff!
    HAVE PLAN.............WILL TRAVEL

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    Please excuse me.... while I check the air in the tires......
    I'm the one Fire and Rescue calls, when they need to be Rescued.

    Quote Originally Posted by EastKyFF
    "Firemens gets antsies. Theys wants to goes to fires. Sometimeses they haves to waits."

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    Quote Originally Posted by rhvfd1214 View Post
    Denial?? That's Not Unusual... We all know it was just to calm the passengers. It's ok, you can admit it, you're with friends, now..

    I'm glad you have a plan that may work, at least for one day. You deserve some Jack and Coke.
    Was that pun intended?? It's Not Unusual??


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    BTW, my mom used to think he was hot!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by rhvfd1214 View Post
    Denial?? That's Not Unusual... We all know it was just to calm the passengers. It's ok, you can admit it, you're with friends, now..

    I'm glad you have a plan that may work, at least for one day. You deserve some Jack and Coke.
    Denial.That's a river in Egypt,isn't it?
    I just think it's good to touch the green,green grass of home.
    I already got a Scooby Snack for my plan.But thanks for the drink.
    Soon's that Murray mower fired up outside a bedroom window,there were red eyed,hung over,pi**ed off teen and 20 somethings pouring out of that house looking for a fight.
    The bad thing was,that was the moment the PD drove down the block looking for folks speeding to drop their kids off at school.(My life sometimes works out that way)
    Fight ended before it started and at least one got to cash in his Mickie D's coupon for one free ride in the back of a police car that day.
    I had Fats Domino blowing out the windows of the house all day on "repeat" :"Ain't that a shame..."
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    Ever played a hand of poker where the loser had to eat whatever the winning hand picked out?
    It wasn't just me but I know things about cat food that human beings shouldn't know.(Turkey with giblets doesn't taste like it does at Grandma's.But how is Garfield gonna tell you?)
    And,yes,we got the idea while drunk(q'uel surprise!),playing poker and listening to Rodney Carrington's "King of the Mountains" cd.
    THAT was a fun weekend at deer camp.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FIREMECH1 View Post
    Please excuse me.... while I check the air in the tires......
    Be sure to check the spare on the engine.It's up underneath the pump panel.

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    Quote Originally Posted by doughesson
    Be sure to check the spare on the engine.It's up underneath the pump panel.
    Sorry, didn't bring work to the bar this time.

    Hey PK, the next round is on you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EastKyFF
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    *pours a round for all*

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