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    Errrr, One must be 21 to enter the Pub, notwithstanding any beautiful ladies that are near that age, they are OK to enter!!
    Stay Safe and Well Out There....

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    I guess it's time to decorate The Pub for the Fall season. *starts humming while heading for the attic*
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    Quote Originally Posted by firecat1 View Post
    I guess it's time to decorate The Pub for the Fall season. *starts humming while heading for the attic*
    My ex would debate you (must nicer than "fight you") on that.Though she thought and still thinks Fall is nice,her idea of a good time is Halloween.
    She even sang "It's the most wonderful time of the year" while breaking out the "Begoween" decorations.

    Addendum:Shamed into it by the Capt's chivalrous example: Nice decorating.Love what ya done with the place.
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    Quote Originally Posted by firecat1 View Post
    I guess it's time to decorate The Pub for the Fall season. *starts humming while heading for the attic*


    Very nice decorating, a nice fall touch.


    Stay Safe and Well Out There....

    Always remembering 9-11-2001 and 343+ Brothers

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    Quote Originally Posted by doughesson View Post
    BTW,the yard work at the neighborhood thugwannabes' hangout has metastasized into a regular deal.Yesterday,I'd been getting paid,and the customer's son got in my face wanting to know what I was talking to his Mom for.
    The only thing I could come up with was in my smart *** default mode, "Don't worry.You don't have to call me 'Daddy'.Yet".
    I don't think that particular shade of purple with white flecks that his face took on is very healthy for a 20 year old male.
    HAHAHAA! First, I can see the look on his face after that. Second, that would be the short way to cleaning up the place and sorting out the "Wannabees".

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    I strolled in the pub and didn't see any old faces!

    I am buying until I run low on cash! Then there is the ATM!!!
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    You'll like the new faces. As well, us new faces are enjoying your hospitality. Thanks.

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    "Firemens gets antsies. Theys wants to goes to fires. Sometimeses they haves to waits."

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    Quote Originally Posted by allineedisu View Post
    I strolled in the pub and didn't see any old faces!

    I am buying until I run low on cash! Then there is the ATM!!!
    The money in the ATM has been turned into shredded nesting by the skwirlies. Coffee/tea is on the House, all bar tabs payable at close of business.
    *pours round of Wiser's*

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    I'll pull up a stool. Next one in hit up the Jukebox!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by CaptOldTimer View Post
    Errrr, One must be 21 to enter the Pub, notwithstanding any beautiful ladies that are near that age, they are OK to enter!!
    As I sit here wearing my t shirt with a line at the 5' mark that's captioned "You must be THIS tall to ride this attraction".
    I'm 5'8 so it's lined out pretty high.
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    Since my lawyer has once again advised me to exercise my Fifth Amendment Right to avoid self incrimination,I will explain some of my weekend at deer camp which shall remain nameless by recommending the reader to listen to Rodney Carrington's "King of the Mountains" cut #19 where he explains playing poker with his friend who inspired a character on his show.
    Needless to say,alcohol WAS involved after legal hunting hours.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MalahatTwo7 View Post
    HAHAHAA! First, I can see the look on his face after that. Second, that would be the short way to cleaning up the place and sorting out the "Wannabees".
    Supposedly,the wannabes have been working at the local fair as carnies,which I think is about as good a career choice as some will ever have so I haven't seen them much lately.Been awful quiet on the block and people have wondered why I left town last week.It was to go deer hunting.
    Really. I have witnesses.They're trustworthy,loyal,reverent,bra ve,thrifty,clean,helpful and so forth.
    Would you believe,somewhat reliable?
    Okay,they water their whisky,cheat at cards and swear in front of their Mommas but they saw me there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by doughesson View Post
    Okay,they water their whisky,cheat at cards and swear in front of their Mommas but they saw me there.
    Swearing in front of Momma and cheating at cards are only mild offenses but watering their whiskey?!?! Hang 'em from the tallest oak tree!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by firecat1 View Post
    Swearing in front of Momma and cheating at cards are only mild offenses but watering their whiskey?!?! Hang 'em from the tallest oak tree!!!


    No watering of the whiskey is allowed!!
    Stay Safe and Well Out There....

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    You water down my whiskey, and you'll be eating baby food.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EastKyFF
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    Water is for making coffee/tea or for washing your hands, not for diluting perfectly good whiskey.

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    Deer Camp Tip:

    When you have some friends who are better known as "mooches," then it would be acceptable to add water to the whiskey bottle that you "let" them drink. Always be sure to keep the good stuff for yourself, mark your bottle by pealing the label in one corner.

    I fish for a living, but I have to work for money...

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    Quote Originally Posted by CaptOldTimer View Post

    No watering of the whiskey is allowed!!
    Hell No,H2O!

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    What do y'all do for new members?Play cards from the "special" deck?

    Quote Originally Posted by rhvfd1214 View Post
    Deer Camp Tip:

    When you have some friends who are better known as "mooches," then it would be acceptable to add water to the whiskey bottle that you "let" them drink. Always be sure to keep the good stuff for yourself, mark your bottle by pealing the label in one corner.


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    Doug, that would be for the game "Old Maid."

    Back in the day...
    One of my buddy's kept having liqour and beer disappear from his fridge and cabinets. Not being the kind of person to keep supplying the neighborhood for free, he decided to set the trap. He filled a whiskey bottle with some unsweetened tea that was blended to match the color of the previous contents. It only took a week to find out that his teenage nephew was the culprit. Imagine the intelligence of a teenager asking what was wrong with the whiskey in the bottle he wasn't supposed to be partaking of..
    I fish for a living, but I have to work for money...

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