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    Hey, who told the skwirlies they could have the leftover bar snacks?


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    Quote Originally Posted by firecat1 View Post
    Hey, who told the skwirlies they could have the leftover bar snacks?


    I wasn't I that is for sure. Must have been one of the newbes.
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    Similar experience:Some friends and I were driving past a new store when we noticed a sign out front reading Beer by the case $2.99 each".
    Always on the lookout for good deals on our favorite beverage,I whipped my then new S-10 pick up that I hadn't made the second payment on yet across three lanes of oncoming Memphis rush hour traffic and into the parking lot. After signing for the ticket from "Officer Notso Friendly"("I don't wanna see you boys drivin' like that on my streets again"),we went in and were directed to the $2.99 per case drinks.
    Each of us got the limit on cases 7 per person(5 of us) and we went happily back to the apartment to imbibe.
    After a while,we started noticing that while we were making a very impressive dent in our beer supply,no one was feeling too buzzed up.We were discussing what kind of weak beer we could have gotten and planning a very irate call to that Walgreens when someone happened to read the label and announced "Son of a-----!We're drinking NON ALCOHOLIC beer!".
    That was my introduction to O'Doul's non alcoholic "beer" and we made the decision to save the stuff for people we didn't especially care for but had to invite to parties because they "were cool".

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    Doug, that would be for the game "Old Maid."

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    Quote Originally Posted by CaptOldTimer View Post
    I wasn't I that is for sure. Must have been one of the newbes.
    Let's see how they like the spicy stuff then!

    I'm thinking it's time to start with the hot apple cider and mulled wine. Of course, that means I need to bake some stack cookies to go with.
    *starts sifting flour and humming happily to self*

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    Did somebody say "COOKIES?"

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    Due to my daughters wedding yesterday, I'm proud to announce that the bar is open to all. Heck, it was free drinks last night, why not tonight as well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FIREMECH1 View Post
    Due to my daughters wedding yesterday, I'm proud to announce that the bar is open to all. Heck, it was free drinks last night, why not tonight as well.

    FM1
    Getting a daughter wed, the bar should be open and free for a week!!


    I hope the son-in-law is worthy of her!
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    Quote Originally Posted by FIREMECH1 View Post
    Due to my daughters wedding yesterday, I'm proud to announce that the bar is open to all. Heck, it was free drinks last night, why not tonight as well.

    FM1
    Congratulations.I've been a father figure for one of my nieces and she'll be soon planning her wedding,if the way she keeps looking at "Shaun" is any indication.
    I keep hearing Gary Allan's "Tough Little Boys" in my head for some reason.

    "On the day of a firefighter's daughter's wedding,he can not refuse any request made of him.So I am going to grant you this favor.But,someday,I might ask a favor of YOU.And when I do..."
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    This is rather appropos to the thread:
    So,the three pigs decide to go out on the town and they pick the best restaurant in town.
    After being seated,the waitress takes their orders.
    The first pig orders roast beef.
    The second pig ordered a salad.
    The third pig said,"Bring me beer and keep the pitchers coming."
    As the meal progressed,the pigs thoroughly enjoyed their repasts and conversations about things other than keeping that daggum wolf at bay from the house.
    The waitress returned and asked if they wnated a dessert so the first pig says,"I'll have the Death by Chocolate,the second pig said,"I'll have the apple pie ala mode" and the third pig said,"Bring me beer,beer,beer and more beer."

    After they finished and were at the register paying for the meals,the waitress was overcome by her curiosity and asked the third pig,"All you had was beer this evening?Why would you order so much beer when your brothers were enjoying fine meals?"

    And the pig smiled as he answered,"Well,someone has to go 'wee,wee,wee,wee' all the way home."

    Thank you!I'll be here all week.It's all I have to do.
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    Quote Originally Posted by doughesson View Post
    This is rather appropos to the thread:
    So,the three pigs decide to go out on the town and they pick the best restaurant in town.
    After being seated,the waitress takes their orders.
    The first pig orders roast beef.
    The second pig ordered a salad.
    The third pig said,"Bring me beer and keep the pitchers coming."
    As the meal progressed,the pigs thoroughly enjoyed their repasts and conversations about things other than keeping that daggum wolf at bay from the house.
    The waitress returned and asked if they wnated a dessert so the first pig says,"I'll have the Death by Chocolate,the second pig said,"I'll have the apple pie ala mode" and the third pig said,"Bring me beer,beer,beer and more beer."

    After they finished and were at the register paying for the meals,the waitress was overcome by her curiosity and asked the third pig,"All you had was beer this evening?Why would you order so much beer when your brothers were enjoying fine meals?"

    And the pig smiled as he answered,"Well,someone has to go 'wee,wee,wee,wee' all the way home."

    Thank you!I'll be here all week.It's all I have to do.


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    Don't worry about tipping the waitress, she ordered the chocolate...
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    Quote Originally Posted by rhvfd1214 View Post
    Don't worry about tipping the waitress, she ordered the chocolate...
    You didn't just call the waitress "fat" ,did you?

    Uhh,waitress.I don't know this gentleman and have never seen him before in my life.Could you please bring my beers in unopened bottles from now on?

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    Don't worry, she's suicidal.. "Death by Chocolate" ...

    In no way was I indicating her size 6 was not right for her frame.
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    Who's been nutty and who's been nice?
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    Don't trust the squirrel elf! It's a trap! He'll take your nuts and run!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by rhvfd1214 View Post
    Don't trust the squirrel elf! It's a trap! He'll take your nuts and run!!!

    You're right about that......... We had Dinner at Texas Roadhouse last night. We were finishing up and the Waitress asked if we would need a Box. Mrs. Harve says "Make it Two..." The Leftover Ribs went into one, The bucket of Peanuts went into the other...... Our Resident Squirrel was a happy camper this morning.........
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    Quote Originally Posted by hwoods View Post
    You're right about that......... We had Dinner at Texas Roadhouse last night. We were finishing up and the Waitress asked if we would need a Box. Mrs. Harve says "Make it Two..." The Leftover Ribs went into one, The bucket of Peanuts went into the other...... Our Resident Squirrel was a happy camper this morning.........



    The next time you do there, take a gallon zip lock bag with you and Mrs. Harve a large purse. ( aka hand bag )

    Get a bucket of peanuts and eat a few and dump the rest in the bag. Ask for more, repeat this several times.

    Better yet, go by Costco or Sams Club or your nearby farm and garden store and buy several large bags on peanuts.

    You don't want those squirlies to become dependent on the hand outs. They will not forget how to forge for food and when it does get bad outside.

    They will be sitting at you back door, banging on it, yelling, "Harve bring us your NUTS"!!!
    Stay Safe and Well Out There....

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    Quote Originally Posted by captoldtimer View Post
    the next time you do there, take a gallon zip lock bag with you and mrs. Harve a large purse. ( aka hand bag )

    get a bucket of peanuts and eat a few and dump the rest in the bag. Ask for more, repeat this several times.

    Better yet, go by costco or sams club or your nearby farm and garden store and buy several large bags on peanuts.

    You don't want those squirlies to become dependent on the hand outs. They will not forget how to forge for food and when it does get bad outside.

    They will be sitting at you back door, banging on it, yelling, "harve bring us your nuts"!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by CaptOldTimer View Post
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    You don't want those squirlies to become dependent on the hand outs. They will not forget how to forge for food and when it does get bad outside.

    They will be sitting at you back door, banging on it, yelling, "Harve bring us your NUTS"!!!

    That's why I keep a .22 -uh, air rifle(yes,Officer,it's an air rifle.See?I load it with these air cartridges and it has the same power as a .22 short.Really.)
    leaning near the back door.I haven't had to defrost meat in two weeks at the bachelor pad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hwoods View Post
    You're right about that......... We had Dinner at Texas Roadhouse last night. We were finishing up and the Waitress asked if we would need a Box. Mrs. Harve says "Make it Two..." The Leftover Ribs went into one, The bucket of Peanuts went into the other...... Our Resident Squirrel was a happy camper this morning.........
    There's a place in Southhaven Mississippi called "The Conestoga" where while waiting for your dinner you amuse yourself by shooting toothpicks through straws at the ceiling,flipping butter pats onto the ceiling and playing "Can".
    That's where you throw your beer can up through the ceiling fan.Etiquette requires that you warn other patrons by yelling "Can!" as you do so.
    Not exactly a good place for a first date,unles you know what she calls"fun".

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