After Hours Pubs

[doughesson]

You're right about that......... We had Dinner at Texas Roadhouse last night. We were finishing up and the Waitress asked if we would need a Box. Mrs. Harve says "Make it Two..." The Leftover Ribs went into one, The bucket of Peanuts went into the other...... Our Resident Squirrel was a happy camper this morning.........

There's a place in Southhaven Mississippi called "The Conestoga" where while waiting for your dinner you amuse yourself by shooting toothpicks through straws at the ceiling,flipping butter pats onto the ceiling and playing "Can".
That's where you throw your beer can up through the ceiling fan.Etiquette requires that you warn other patrons by yelling "Can!" as you do so.
Not exactly a good place for a first date,unles you know what she calls"fun".

[firecat1]

*teeth chattering* P-p-p-please h-h-help m-me p-p-pour a w-w-whis k-k-key. I've shoveled twice now since Rick left this morning, just trying to keep the driveway and a safety path to the back door clear. And that white fluffy crap is STILL falling. *waaahhhhh*

[CaptOldTimer]

*teeth chattering* P-p-p-please h-h-help m-me p-p-pour a w-w-whis k-k-key. I've shoveled twice now since Rick left this morning, just trying to keep the driveway and a safety path to the back door clear. And that white fluffy crap is STILL falling. *waaahhhhh*

Come on in Lady, sit down and tell me what you want to drink.

Hey barkeep bring the Lady some Tennessee Bourbon, to begin with.


Come on over here by the fire place and warm up those ballerina feet

[Jonnee]

Getting hot in this pub. I don't like the way they try to sell more drinks.

Someone find the thermostat and turn that thing back to 70 degrees or lower.

[FIREMECH1]

Getting hot in this pub. I don't like the way they try to sell more drinks.

Someone find the thermostat and turn that thing back to 70 degrees or lower.

Great, now I'll need to put my parka back on. My comfort zone is 80+. Anything below that, requires layered clothing.

As to take the bite off the chill, a good spiced German red wine served hot, is the ticket. A German tradition at Christmas time. (and very good )

FM1

[firecat1]

Great, now I'll need to put my parka back on. My comfort zone is 80+. Anything below that, requires layered clothing.

As to take the bite off the chill, a good spiced German red wine served hot, is the ticket. A German tradition at Christmas time. (and very good )

FM1

FM1, thanks for the mulled wine! I think it's time to break out the egg nog. Properly laced with rum, of course, and with a dash of nutmeg. I know some prefer it hot but I actually like mine as cold as possible without it being a popsicle.

[CaptOldTimer]

FM1, thanks for the mulled wine! I think it's time to break out the egg nog. Properly laced with rum, of course, and with a dash of nutmeg. I know some prefer it hot but I actually like mine as cold as possible without it being a popsicle.

Forget the egg nog, just pour the rum in over the rocks.

[doughesson]

Forget the egg nog, just pour the rum in over the rocks.

Forget the rocks,just pour mine down the hatch.Over the lips,across the gums,look out stomach,here it comes!

[doughesson]

*teeth chattering* P-p-p-please h-h-help m-me p-p-pour a w-w-whis k-k-key. I've shoveled twice now since Rick left this morning, just trying to keep the driveway and a safety path to the back door clear. And that white fluffy crap is STILL falling. *waaahhhhh*

It got cold this weekend,just flurries and nothing else but wrecks from people heading to the store to buy bread and milk.I'd gone hunting the ferocious skwirlies this weekend and got a couple as soon as I got out of the truck.
Only problem was they had already frozen by the time they hit the ground.I had to thaw them in boiling water to dress them out!Please don't ask me to describe the smell.
And that's a fact with my hand up.

[FIREMECH1]

FM1, thanks for the mulled wine! I think it's time to break out the egg nog. Properly laced with rum, of course, and with a dash of nutmeg. I know some prefer it hot but I actually like mine as cold as possible without it being a popsicle.

You're more than welcome. About that egg nog, got some extra you're willing to share??? LOVE THE STUFF!!!!

FM1

[firecat1]

You're more than welcome. About that egg nog, got some extra you're willing to share??? LOVE THE STUFF!!!!

FM1

Welcome to it, there's plenty in the fridge.


*glowing duckies---snicker*

[doughesson]

Back in 1989,I was needing work before I first got on the river so my then brother in law Tater Red got me a part time job bouncing at Mr Handy's Blues Club on Beale Street.
Great job.I was two weeks off a hernia operation,restricted from lifting more than 5 pounds for another 23 days and here I am checking IDs on hot women,collecting the cover charge from their dates,helping those who've had more than their limit to find the door,getting ralphed on by those I'm helping(sound familiar?),and rasslin' with drunk white guys wanting to sit in with the band.("Help!I'm white and I can't get down!") Great job.
Anyway,one night this guy comes in with a Seeing Eye Dog and he picks it up and starts swinging it around my the hind legs.The dog didn't care for it much and was howling real loudly.
The bartender,one of the waitresses and I grab the dog and guy and get them apart.
As we are all trying to grab our breath,I ask the guy "What the rusty F word do you think you're doing coming in here and swinging your dog like that?"
He told me," I just wanted to take a look around."
If you go to Beale,go to Tater Red's and tell him you know me.He'll confirm the story.

[firecat1]

ummm... the skwirlies are now welcome to the peanuts.

[CaptOldTimer]

ummm... the skwirlies are now welcome to the peanuts.

OMG - look the size of the nut she had. I bet that hurt!

[FIREMECH1]

OMG - look the size of the nut she had. I bet that hurt!

I bet she "cracked" when she had it.

FM1

[doughesson]

OMG - look the size of the nut she had. I bet that hurt!

At work last week,Fred took a couple days off because he'd passed a 2 ounce kidney stone.THAT had to hurt!

[firecat1]

Poor, poor thread. It got pushed onto the 2nd page. We're sorry, little thread, we'll try not to neglect you any more.

*gently dusts off thread and gives it some tlc*

[CaptOldTimer]

Poor, poor thread. It got pushed onto the 2nd page. We're sorry, little thread, we'll try not to neglect you any more.

*gently dusts off thread and gives it some tlc*

My, you are up early. You out digging out the car again??

Time for a snort!!

[firecat1]

Nah, no more snow since the storm, thankfully, but the furbies decided that 4:15 a.m. was a good time to start playing.

I'll just sit here and slurp on my coffee and save the snort for after supper.

My, you are up early. You out digging out the car again??

Time for a snort!!

[hwoods]

Nah, no more snow since the storm, thankfully, but the furbies decided that 4:15 a.m. was a good time to start playing.

I'll just sit here and slurp on my coffee and save the snort for after supper.

My Grandson, David, is stationed at Ft. Drum, New York (I think that's Tree's neck of the Woods) and he and his wife (nice Virginia Girl) Complain to high heaven about the Snow. One day, after a marathon shoveling event, Dave even said he'd rather be back in Kabul......... Kristen wasn't amused.....