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    Quote Originally Posted by doughesson View Post
    That was when you were Lord Nelson's orderly,wasn't it?Or did you mess-cook on the Ark? ;D
    Actually, I was the Chief Purser on the Arc, but then Lord Admiral Nelson started having problems with the run issue for the Fleet. He he had heard of the "good deeds" I had done so he asked the Good Mr Noah if he would be so kind as to put me on permanent assignment to the RN. However, some while later, Canada found out that I was in fact CANADIAN and that I was "moon-lighting" with the RN, so the PM demanded that I be returned to the RCN.

    True story, look it up on Wikileeks.


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    I feel sorry for the poor fellow in charge of the stall cleaning on the Ark. All animals lined up 2 by 2, doing #2. Not to mention those that might get sea sick...
    I fish for a living, but I have to work for money...

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    Quote Originally Posted by rhvfd1214 View Post
    I feel sorry for the poor fellow in charge of the stall cleaning on the Ark. All animals lined up 2 by 2, doing #2. Not to mention those that might get sea sick...

    And you thought that you had to shovel sh** at YOUR job.I bet Mike Rowe wouldn't touch THAT dirty job.

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    All I wanna know is, why did Noah think it necessary to bring along the c0ckroaches and mosquitoes? I understand that birds, spiders and the like need bugs to eat but we could've done without those.

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    Quote Originally Posted by doughesson View Post
    And you thought that you had to shovel sh** at YOUR job.I bet Mike Rowe wouldn't touch THAT dirty job.
    Actually if the job has "pooo" in it, Mike is usually FIRST in the line with the shovel, pick or whatever tool/impliment they use.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MalahatTwo7 View Post
    Actually if the job has "pooo" in it, Mike is usually FIRST in the line with the shovel, pick or whatever tool/impliment they use.
    He's garnered a taste for it as well. Literally. Not that he likes it or anything.

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    I'm the one Fire and Rescue calls, when they need to be Rescued.

    Quote Originally Posted by EastKyFF
    "Firemens gets antsies. Theys wants to goes to fires. Sometimeses they haves to waits."

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    Quote Originally Posted by FIREMECH1 View Post
    He's garnered a taste for it as well. Literally. Not that he likes it or anything.

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    Well,it WOULD be weird if he got this little smile when told what he'd be doing or just dove in without shovel,pitchfork,BSI or even his clothes.
    Then,we'd have a problem.

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    Quote Originally Posted by doughesson View Post
    Well,it WOULD be weird if he got this little smile when told what he'd be doing or just dove in without shovel,pitchfork,BSI or even his clothes.
    Then,we'd have a problem.
    Kinda been there, done that. Worked at the Hormel plant as security guard a lifetime ago. One of the responsibilities on the weekend was to spray down the pig pens. Nothing nastier than getting pig feces and what not sprayed back in your face. That job lasted about one weekend.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EastKyFF
    "Firemens gets antsies. Theys wants to goes to fires. Sometimeses they haves to waits."

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    Hot on the left, cold on the right and shyit don't flow uphill!!



    Stay Safe and Well Out There....

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    It may not "flow" up hill, but it shure do get PUMPED up hill. I saw some of our shipwrights come up from the blackwater space a few times when some jack@ss would flush rags down the toilets aboard ship. AND I had to share the mess deck with e'm! That ain't no fun either, especially when the boilers are down and the ROD plant is "off" because we were sailing the Inside Passage - no makey water....

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    Another plumber's motto: The more time a customer spent trying to fix it on their own, the more you can charge to do it right.
    I fish for a living, but I have to work for money...

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    Good morning to everyone!

    Hey, where is everyone?
    I fish for a living, but I have to work for money...

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    One time when I was a boiler technician,I got into trouble and the CHENG came up with a novel punishment for us snipes who were in trouble.
    It just so happened the CHT system(Contaminated Holding Tanks-pronounced like it's spelled) needed some preventative maintenance so guess who plus 4 others got to don full MOPP% warfare gear to go inside those tanks to clean them with steam lines.
    What fun,what fun.
    And some people STILLwonder why I didn't re-up.

    Quote Originally Posted by MalahatTwo7 View Post
    It may not "flow" up hill, but it shure do get PUMPED up hill. I saw some of our shipwrights come up from the blackwater space a few times when some jack@ss would flush rags down the toilets aboard ship. AND I had to share the mess deck with e'm! That ain't no fun either, especially when the boilers are down and the ROD plant is "off" because we were sailing the Inside Passage - no makey water....

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    Quote Originally Posted by rhvfd1214 View Post
    Good morning to everyone!

    Hey, where is everyone?
    In Never-Never Land.

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    Quote Originally Posted by firecat1 View Post
    In Never-Never Land.
    OH NO!! Not over the rainbow!!
    Stay Safe and Well Out There....

    Always remembering 9-11-2001 and 343+ Brothers

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    I'll buy a round, if someone else buys the next.

    One ain't gonna cut it tonight.

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    I'm the one Fire and Rescue calls, when they need to be Rescued.

    Quote Originally Posted by EastKyFF
    "Firemens gets antsies. Theys wants to goes to fires. Sometimeses they haves to waits."

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    Quote Originally Posted by FIREMECH1 View Post
    I'll buy a round, if someone else buys the next.

    One ain't gonna cut it tonight.

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    I have your back... I'll have a seven & seven. You?

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    Quote Originally Posted by tfpd109 View Post
    I have your back... I'll have a seven & seven. You?

    I have yours too.

    Cap'n and coke, please! Easy on the ice!
    Stay Safe and Well Out There....

    Always remembering 9-11-2001 and 343+ Brothers

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    Quote Originally Posted by CaptOldTimer View Post
    I have yours too.

    Cap'n and coke, please! Easy on the ice!
    Hows the ice OT??? Easy enough???

    Returning the favors to all. And make mine JD, chilled, no ice.

    Another day like yesterday and today, might make me give up, and say F* it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EastKyFF
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    Quote Originally Posted by CaptOldTimer View Post
    OH NO!! Not over the rainbow!!
    Nah, that's Dorothy an' her dopey dog. Neverland is Peter Pan and Hook.

    *starts serving up drinks as fast as humanly possible*

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