So,this guy escapes from the mental institution after molesting one of the nurses.
The headline in the newspaper read "Nut screws and bolts".
Hot ginger tea on the hob.
*wuffles around decorating for Canada Day and Fourth of July*
Steve Azar may not have to be "me" til Monday but I don't until Tuesday.My birthday is Monday and enough friends have been inviting me over that I'm going to have to ride a circuit between all the parties.Maybe even hire a driver after the first few adult beverages.....
If I don't see y'all til then,Happy Canada Day to all my Canadian friends and Happy Fourth of July for all us Americans!
Is there going to be homemade ice cream at the bar, Monday?
I waiting LittleFireChick to show up. She just finished her probation and we are going to celebrate, buy her drinks and wet her down. :D
I've some Makers Mark and branch to begin with. :D;)
Either someone hijacked yer account of you've already imbibed enough of the Maker's Mark to throw your grammarphone out of alignment.
Who's LittleFireChick,anyhoo?I know I missed a few days due to an unavoidable circumstance called "werk" but I usually notice when we gain a new friend at the Pub.
Okay,this is going to creep a lot of you out,just as it did to me,which should serve as fair warning. If *I* am creeped out by something....
Anyway,how is the Rolling Stones different from a Scottish sheepherder?
The Rolling Stones is the group where Mick Jagger is shouting "Hey,you!Get offa my cloud!".
The Scottish shepherd is shouting,"Hey,McCloud!Get offa mah ewe!".
(I dast you to go the rest of the day wit'out singin' that.)
OK she has been in the off duty section before but, look here.
Ewe got to be kidding me, that got my goat.. that was a sheep shot.
Gee, thanks Doug. Now I'm going to be thinking of bad jokes all day.
Considering this @#$%* heat wave, here's all-you-can-drink House Wine of the South.
Well holy cow; this thread is STILL going!
Barkeep! I'll have a dark rum and coke please, hold the ice.
I haven't been in here for a bit, nice to the place is still going.