After Hours Pubs

**hwoods** · 09-20-2011, 02:37 PM

Originally Posted by doughesson

Norah Jones knocked that one outta the park.She's much easier on the eyes than Ol' Waymore was,to boot.

Yeah, Copy That..........

You get a chance, listen to Leona Williams' version of "I Never Go Around Mirrors".......... Outstanding.........

**firecat1** · 09-21-2011, 10:37 AM

I'm mostly a rocker and don't care much for the 'old-style' country, altho I like some newer stuff, but I do like several of Dolly Parton's tunes.

*pops AC/DC's "hells bells" into the juke*

**doughesson** · 09-21-2011, 03:05 PM

Originally Posted by hwoods

Yeah, Copy That..........

You get a chance, listen to Leona Williams' version of "I Never Go Around Mirrors".......... Outstanding.........

Still trying to find it on youtube.It comes up in the search bar but then Justin Timberlake shows up in the results.Whiskey Tango Foxtrot Interrogative!
But to tide the good folks here at the pub over,here's the version of "I don't Want to Get Over You(Wurlitzer Prize)" discussed earlier http://youtu.be/pU9hWiYjVTY

**doughesson** · 09-27-2011, 11:13 AM

Originally Posted by firecat1

I'm mostly a rocker and don't care much for the 'old-style' country, altho I like some newer stuff, but I do like several of Dolly Parton's tunes.

*pops AC/DC's "hells bells" into the juke*

"I liked country better when it was highly unattractive, when nobody could compete with Dolly Parton's wigs and her [CENSORED!] wuttin' this damn big!..."

Tim Wilson has a comment about EVERYthing,doesn't he?

**hwoods** · 09-29-2011, 11:37 PM

Dolly Parton was Two of the biggest reasons that I liked Country Music........

**CaptOldTimer** · 09-30-2011, 04:02 PM

The next two rounds in this here tavern, I paying for!!

**PaladinKnight** · 10-01-2011, 05:10 AM

Hey Capt... did you come into some money... perhaps from a long lost uncle.

You're sure throwing a bunch of money around buying everyone double rounds.

We do appreciate it... but don't you think you should save a few bucks for your old age?

Oh... I forgot... sorry about that 'old' comment.

**CaptOldTimer** · 10-01-2011, 12:19 PM

Originally Posted by PaladinKnight

Hey Capt... did you come into some money... perhaps from a long lost uncle.

You're sure throwing a bunch of money around buying everyone double rounds.

We do appreciate it... but don't you think you should save a few bucks for your old age?

Oh... I forgot... sorry about that 'old' comment.

Yeah dug up another old coffee can in the back yard!

Sure I'll buy double rounds. Then I'll sit back and drink the rounds other will buy.

Old Age??

Why I'm not old, not do I have one foot in the grave and the other on banana peel! I buy and will host to my friends a few drinks. All I ask is that you don't get too loaded and do things that you will not remember the next day or be embarrass of.

As far as the Ladies go, they can do what ever they want!

No complaints from me!

**hwoods** · 10-02-2011, 09:26 PM

Sitting quietly at a corner table, waiting for the rest of the Band to arrive......

**firecat1** · 10-03-2011, 06:46 AM

*unlocks door, turns on bar lamp and starts dusting off patrons sleeping it off from last night*

Coffee'll be up in about 15, y'all.

**CaptOldTimer** · 10-03-2011, 09:10 AM

Originally Posted by firecat1

*unlocks door, turns on bar lamp and starts dusting off patrons sleeping it off from last night*

Coffee'll be up in about 15, y'all.

Banging me old coffee cup on the table for a fill!

**doughesson** · 10-03-2011, 07:50 PM

Actual 911 call

Dispatch:XYZ County Dispatch,what is your emergency?

Caller:Yeah,I need to be let out of the Silver Bullet Bar.

Dispatch:You're out SIDE of a bar and need to be let in,Sir?

Caller:No.I am IN the bar and NEED to be let OUT.The sumbeach is closed & I gotta get home before the ol' lady finds out where I been.

Dispatch(snorting back laughter):Sir?Am I to understand that you got locked inside the bar?

Caller:Yeah.Now will someone come let me out?

Dispatch:Yes,sir.I'm dispatching an officer right now to 123 Street.

Caller:Okay.Tell 'em I'll be the man at the bar in the blue jeans and Harley Davidson t shirt.

**Miller337** · 10-03-2011, 08:00 PM

Originally Posted by doughesson

Actual 911 call

Dispatch:XYZ County Dispatch,what is your emergency?

Caller:Yeah,I need to be let out of the Silver Bullet Bar.

Dispatch:You're out SIDE of a bar and need to be let in,Sir?

Caller:No.I am IN the bar and NEED to be let OUT.The sumbeach is closed & I gotta get home before the ol' lady finds out where I been.

Dispatch(snorting back laughter):Sir?Am I to understand that you got locked inside the bar?

Caller:Yeah.Now will someone come let me out?

Dispatch:Yes,sir.I'm dispatching an officer right now to 123 Street.

Caller:Okay.Tell 'em I'll be the man at the bar in the blue jeans and Harley Davidson t shirt.

What? no I was at the Doghouse Saloon not the Silver Bullet Bar.

**hwoods** · 10-04-2011, 12:05 AM

There are times when which Bar you're at becomes irrelevant............

**doughesson** · 10-04-2011, 10:14 AM

Well,that last line sped up response from the owner.He remembered the guy as a heavy drinker and didn't want to lose too much profit on him being unsupervised behind the bar.

Originally Posted by doughesson

Actual 911 call

Dispatch:XYZ County Dispatch,what is your emergency?

Caller:Yeah,I need to be let out of the Silver Bullet Bar.

Dispatch:You're out SIDE of a bar and need to be let in,Sir?

Caller:No.I am IN the bar and NEED to be let OUT.The sumbeach is closed & I gotta get home before the ol' lady finds out where I been.

Dispatch(snorting back laughter):Sir?Am I to understand that you got locked inside the bar?

Caller:Yeah.Now will someone come let me out?

Dispatch:Yes,sir.I'm dispatching an officer right now to 123 Street.

Caller:Okay.Tell 'em I'll be the man at the bar in the blue jeans and Harley Davidson t shirt.

**MalahatTwo7** · 10-04-2011, 10:22 AM

Originally Posted by doughesson

Well,that last line sped up response from the owner.He remembered the guy as a heavy drinker and didn't want to lose too much profit on him being unsupervised behind the bar.

That uuummm... wouldn't be anyone you might know, was it Doug?

**doughesson** · 10-04-2011, 10:31 AM

Originally Posted by MalahatTwo7

That uuummm... wouldn't be anyone you might know, was it Doug?

On the advice of my legal counsel,I decline to respond as my answers may tend to incriminate myself.

**CaptOldTimer** · 10-05-2011, 10:16 AM

ATTENTION!!

Everyone leave the Pub NOW!!

That is, all the males leave, the ladies can stay and contuine whatever they were doing!!

**rhvfd1214** · 10-09-2011, 11:21 AM

It was a bad idea to put a stripper pole in the middle of the room. The first time the bell rang at the cash register, half of the room piled onto to pole trying to slide downstairs.

**firecat1** · 10-11-2011, 06:59 AM

Originally Posted by rhvfd1214

it was a bad idea to put a stripper pole in the middle of the room. The first time the bell rang at the cash register, half of the room piled onto to pole trying to slide downstairs.

pml!!!

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