After Hours Pubs

[JorieH]

Originally posted by jaybird210


HELL YEAH!!!!

WAIT!! NO!!!! No no no no no!!!

(You almost got me!!)

Fine. Just thought to remove...

Another slam at me,

But if you don't want too. Fine.

Removes the label from Jay and sticks it on 1219's tattoo.

Hey cutie!

[Firefighter1219]

Removes the label from Jay and sticks it on 1219's tattoo.

Uh, yeah, uh, how 'bout no. Take a look at my tatto again and see what's in it. How could you cover that up? You ought to be ashamed of yourself. Who drinks Mike's anyway? Honestly.

[ROOKIELZ]

There's nothing going on between ROOKIE and Jorie but some friendly banter. I find that the tips are bigger when the customers are happy with the way they are treated.

Since it has been mentioned that most of these tatoos are hidden underneath various articles of clothing; I have to wonder about what's going on between 1219+Jay+Jorie cause they are busy in that corner over there showing each other their tattoos.

In an honest effort to keep things moving
HERE'S ANOTHER ROUND OF DRINKS

Oh, and Josh: GOD SPEED on your trip. Come home safe, you hear?

Mr. DJ: Please play "Old Time Rock and Roll" by Bob Segar. Thank-you.

[RspctFrmCalgary]

You DO know that Jorie is a chick, right?

[ROOKIELZ]

I had no idea. Does Jorie know that I'm a chick?
Can you take over? I think I need a drink Bartender: will you make me a dark rum and coke, please? Don't spare the rum...

[Firefighter1219]

OMG! This is awesome. I was wondering when you two perverts were going to figure that out! I wanted to say something, but I wasn't sure if you two girls were actually into girls or if you just didn't know.

All I have to do for someone to see my tat is pull up my sleeve.

1219+Jay+Jorie

Whoaaa. Hold it right there. You're fired. Anyone else looking for a job?

Coke only; no rum for you.

[ROOKIELZ]

You DO know that Jorie is a chick, right?

--Uh, No, not til you pointed that out. But thanks for preventing me from making a complete fool of myself. I owe you one

OMG! This is awesome. I was wondering when you two perverts were going to figure that out! I wanted to say something, but I wasn't sure if you two girls were actually into girls or if you just didn't know.

--No, I didn't know Jorie is a girl. Still like her. As for you laughing at my expense I'll shrug my shoulders. Can't be bothered to get mad or even. There's bigger issues out there.

Whoaaa. Hold it right there. You're fired. Anyone else looking for a job?

OK; I'm fired. Wanna re-hire me

[RspctFrmCalgary]

No prob, we've all made the same mistake on here at one time or another.

[JorieH]

Originally posted by Firefighter1219
OMG! This is awesome. I was wondering when you two perverts were going to figure that out! I wanted to say something, but I wasn't sure if you two girls were actually into girls or if you just didn't know.

All I have to do for someone to see my tat is pull up my sleeve.



Whoaaa. Hold it right there. You're fired. Anyone else looking for a job?

Coke only; no rum for you.

Uh, yeah, uh how 'bout no. Take a look at my tatto again and see what's in it. How could you cover that up? You ought to be ashamed of yourself. Who drink's Mike's anyway? Honestly

Um, no not into the whole girl on girl thing, thank you very much. Jay and Werju1 and everyone else in the Illinois thread, know that I'm not a guy. This was just some laughs and friendly banter. Wow are you prudish! And incase you didn't know Mike's labels are clear and smaller than your tattoo, so your tat woudn't be covered. And they taste good, far better than that ****-water you drink. YUCK! Mikes and Smirnoff Ice are great to keep a buzz going with out making you sick. Don't know what people drink in Florida, but malt beverages are popular in suburban Illinois. And I won't be ashamed of myself, it's not fun being an angel all the time.

I had no idea. Does Jorie know that I'm a chick?

Well I do now! Oh well no harm no foul. So what's up girl?
Don't feel bad, if ya want a good laugh check out 'Winter is here' at Illinois, some where in the middle. You're not the only one that got confused.

Thanks RspctFrmCalgary for bring that out into the open.

Peace!

Jorie

[jaybird210]

Gettin outta control now. I better evacuate the premises..........

[JorieH]

Originally posted by jaybird210
Gettin outta control now. I better evacuate the premises..........

It's ok Jay, I still like you.

[ROOKIELZ]

Jaybird: please stay and entertain us with your wisdom. Not that I am apparently fired, I have all kinds of time to devote to your "teachings."


] 1219 where are you, Buddy? The folks are getting thirsty here. If you are getting too busy, I will help you. Otherwise, I would like that dark rum and coke that I had previously ordered, thank-you.

Jorie: what a bunch of nuts we have to deal with, eh?

[Firefighter1219]

It seems to me that this pub has died. I am quite busy too. No rum for you, coke only.

[JorieH]

Jay we're bored, please entertain us with your presence. Please...

Boy Rookie, I guess you got cut off, hu? I wonder if I am. No wonder this pub is dying, the alcohol is no longer being served and the there is no cute waitress for the guys to look at. And if Jay leaves and Weruj1 doesn't come back here, there is no conversation for us gals. Ya know, no one to taunt. As for the nuts; they are nice, but they drive ya up the walls.

Hey 1219, may we both have a dark rum and coke, please.

Where's the music? Don't say the DJ left too.

Hey Jay, can I buy you a "beer"?

[Firefighter1219]

That's it. Everyone leave the building. I will lock the door on the way out.

[Weruj1]

now there is no need to lock up unless we are all going over the X-mas party ! Jay the docrum was NOT a slam at you .......I am surprised you didnt show Jorie the meaning of the word you used. Where is everyone ...............hello, ........is this thing on ?
Man go away for the weekend to the out-laws and look what happens ?

[FlyingKiwi]

Blimey the nerve of some people.

Stayback is dam Manager, the good Lt is the Owner. You is da Barman (Volunteer too, no Union quick, duck) Stay at your post until relieved please, those of us that passed out are starting to look for refreshment again.

Weruj.

Welcome back. Did you get one of those "I survived" T shirts.

[Weruj1]

ROFLMAO !!!!!!! luckily we (I) wasnt there long enough to need said shirt, but in the past .......

[JorieH]

Originally posted by Firefighter1219
That's it. Everyone leave the building. I will lock the door on the way out.

Pardon me sir, but I do believe it is customary to call "Last call!" 15 minutes before closing.

It would also be greatly appreciated if the two Dark Rum and Cokes, one "beer" for Jay and a drink of their pleasure for Weruj1 and FlyingKiwi were to be served. Thank you.

In the words of Sam Walton-created 'Wal-Mart' and 'Sams Club'-"The customer is always right." {-Hey look it's the smiley face roll back guy!

[FlyingKiwi]

Here I am standing at the bar.

1/4 Irish I might add. (The best 1/4)

And where the heck is the Barman.

Snap to it Fella.