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    I see, said the blind man to his deaf dog who answered mutely.

    Now I understand, I'm 1/4 Irish, and down here they are the equivalent of Polish in America.
    Psychiatrists state 1 in 4 people has a mental illness.
    Look at three of your friends, if they are ok, your it.


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    "Just had a thought...if I call myself an idiot and you agree with me, does that mean you are slandering me?"
    Adze: No; that means you are slandering you!
    And by the way, I resemble that remark!

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    Shoot...we are all gonna be banned for being a bunch of idiots! LOL
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    Only if we don't stop MUTTering and mumbling like idiots
    Psychiatrists state 1 in 4 people has a mental illness.
    Look at three of your friends, if they are ok, your it.

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    Originally posted by Flying Kiwi
    Now I understand, I'm 1/4 Irish, and down here they are the equivalent of Polish in America.
    That's a shame they do that to people who are 1/4 Irish. It's not their fault that only one of their grandparents are Irish...
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    Back to the original topic...

    I just got myself in trouble.

    Adze I am innocent, honest.

    I was looking out the back window and saw the stupid sheepdog worrying the mob. I opened the back door and started to call him the M word.

    Remembering I am not allowed to use this word, I ellected for a more colourful description of what he should do with his ancestors.

    Now my neighbours are complaining to the police.

    You can't win somedays.

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    OMGGGGGGG toooooo funny!!!! We are twisted twisted people taking another thread to bizare places! ooooooppppssss is that slandering if I include myself??? LMFAOOOOOOOO

    Speak up KIWI, can't hear you if you're MUTTering all the time! hehehe
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    You know Kiwi...with those sheep you got, we can have some leg-of-MUTTon
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    Adze.

    Our scientist tried to come up with a geneticaly modified sheep with 6 legs.

    But the MUTTation never caught on.


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    What was the MUTTagen they used?
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    Not sure,
    but when they sexed the DNA, all they did was pull down their Genes.

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    LOL
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    Its saturday evening, I have just finished a loooong day of work and now it is time to retire for liquid refreshments, and visit the wife. No her name is NOT Baarbara.

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    LMFAOOOOO

    What a scary thought, Kiwi, that you are this goofy BEFORE you partake of alcholic beverages!!!!! hehehe

    Sorry, couldn't resist adding this pic after the "genes" comment!

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    Her name isn't Baabara? So I guess you don't call her Baaaaaabs? Is her name Dolly?

    I didn't know bestiality was legal where you live! You should be ashamed! Back in the Puritan days of New England, that was a capital offense.
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    Figured I'd give you a picture to have some nice dreams about.

    How come all your conversations wind up talking about sheeps or lambs?
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    Talking It's enormous!

    Sweet Jeezus...I take one night off to watch a ballgame....and the thread grows tenfold!

    I oughta know better. When the mutts away, the sheep will play!
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    Back in the Puritan days of New England, that was a capital offense

    Hmmmm, and there's no Puritans in New England anymore...

    Coincidence?

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    HiHo Everyone:
    It has been determined for us that there has been a glut of mutt.
    In the future, you should substitute an endearing term made famous by Thurston Howell III for mutt. Heretofore, please refer to those who give us a hard time as "lovey". It is a term that evokes the gag reflex and revulsion.
    If calling someone "lovey" rises to the definition of slander or any of the pre-agreements for posting, then I will ride into the sunset.
    Oh, and before I forget it; does anyone remember the comic strip "Mutt and Jeff"? Man, I read it all the time as a kid. Whatever happened to them? Were they pulled from the newspapers?
    Can anyone get me up to speed on this? Anyone? Anyone?
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