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    Default I leave you alone for ONE WEEK.........!!!!!

    DAAAAAANNNGGGG!!! There are dishes in the sink, the toilets need scrubbed and the fridge is EMPTY (who let the danged Canadians in here?)!!!

    We are now in a "Mutt-free" environment! Am I still allowed to smoke? Some serious business must have went down while I was gone.

    Ground has been broken here on our new station. I will be back on a regular basis soon as I'm switching internet providers. Greetings all!
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    WELCOME HOME Stayback.

    It is not a "Mutt-free" environment, you just can't call them that.

    Smoking is permitted in the lounge area.

    PS. The sheep are behaving like the true proffesionals they are, I can tell, they are outstanding in their field.
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    Welcome back STAYBACK!!!!! For someone not here you sure did provide a whole lotta entertainment (10 pages) hehehe
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    Whatever it was ......... I DIDN'T DO IT .... *looks around and points finger at 26*...... It was all his doing!!!!!
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    To the theme of Welcome Back Kotter

    Welcome Back,
    Your vacation was your ticket out,
    Welcome back,
    to that same ole place that you thought about,

    Well the names are the same since you been around,
    The rules have changed since you went around,

    Who'd thought we'd miss ya,
    So bad we want to kiss ya.....

    17 pages and growing....that post almost set a record.

    Glad your back, NJ hasn't slept a wink watching that dang henhouse.

    26 almost blew himself up....

    and the rest you can see for yourself. And yes you can still say mutt, just don't call anyone on FH.com a mutt. Smoking is still allowed, just use an ashtray.


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    Thank goodness you're back!
    Last we heard you were running around in Canada inspecting stop signs and harassing the sheep!

    yes, MUTT is still a viable word, just don't use it on the fourth tuesdays during the autumnal equinox to slander someone!

    Congrats on the ground breaking!

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    Canadians are on the loose????? That explains my pregnant wife Glad to see you back, Staback. Good luck in the new station.
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    Heeeeeeeeeeee's Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!
    Busy polishing the stacked tips on the deckgun of I.A.C.O.J. Engine#1

    ...and before you ask - YES I have done a Bloody SEARCH!

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    STAYBACK IS BACK!!

    And for the record, I DID NOT almost blow myself up... it was pretty much a done deal

    Oh, how we have missed you, but me and two-7 have been practicing our aim so you better stay low.

    You will he happy to know that none of the sheep you where with are saying anything baaaaaad about you..... I guess they don't kiss and tell!

    Me and two-7 and all the other canucks tried really really hard to keep an eye on this place, but as you can tell it was a lost cause from the word GO.

    This dishes, that was Pfire's fault, she was supposed to look after them.
    The toilet... well, lets just say most of what WAS in the fridge ended up in there... one way or another
    Oh, you might want to pay off your bar tab... me and the boys, and gals, helped ourselves to a "few" beverages while you away.... sorry

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    Hope you had a good vacation. What did you expect leaving the Canadians to carry on with things while you were gone? Welcome back, man.
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    I took over watching the henhouse one night soooooooo NJ was supposed to do those dishes .... we swapped duties .... it wasn't me !!!!

    and about the "Canadian" thang ...... us mainlanders have it together ..... it's *whispers* those islanders you have to worry about LOL
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    Yeah but that was the night NJ lost at strip poker to Temptaker so he was supposed to clean the bathroom and Temp was supposed to do the dishes!!!! I was busy picking up all the empties and cleaning up the living room so don't know why she DIDN'T do the dishes!!! Last I saw of NJ was him trying to find some clothes to wear
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    Watch out Stayback
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    Kiwi, that is tooooo good...

    3 points, and I will see about making you an honourary Canuck!
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    LMFAOOOOOO Kiwi! GREAT SIGN!!!
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    Now we get to see how long we can stretch this thread out. I think we have to get past 10 or ll pages by now.
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    Stayback: Welcome back!
    By the way, what's your sign?
    Nyuck, Nyuck, Nyuck!!!

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    Kiwi, buddy I don't know where you find 'em but man, those graphics are awesome!

    About the chores, well ya know how that goes sometimes. One thing leads to another (strip poker, sheep chasing, sign polishing..), then the siren goes off. Then when ya get back everyone forgot what they were doing before the siren so ya gotta start all over again. Then there is the "trauma beer" or 3 or 4, and that makes ya really forget what you were doing before the siren.

    *humbly head bowed* We promise to do better next time. FF26 and I got it all figured out..... but can't tell ya yet, it's top secret.
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    Talking There's no place like home...

    And then you click your heels together 3 times....Auntie Em, Auntie Em....it's a twister, it's a twister....and your little dog too....are you a good witch or a bad witch?......Somewhere over the rainbow, StayBacks fly....why oh why can't I? I must have had a bad dream!

    Well my little pretty, how was your trip to OZ? I swear...the dishes were done when I left for the night. But wait!!! There's another thread with all sorts of tasty dishes posted...that's where they came from!! I can't explain the beer stains on the carpets...must have been the mutts!?



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    Welcome Back. Glad to see all is well.
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    It isn't my fault the dishes weren't done. Chief Reason and CJMinick390 said they'd do them after I beat NJ in strip poker cause I was then nominated as offical photographer.... spent half the night trying to work the *&^^%$#* camera with one hand cause I had a Guinness in the other.

    26 figured that we should sent a 'rear' shot of NJ, in sheepskin shorts, into the Ministry of Wildlife as proof of a nearly extinct specises..... or was it Sasquatch??? Can't remember
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    RLMFAO ON THAT ONE TEMP!!! I have to agree, can't remember much of that night either, so it JUST HAD TO BE A GOOD ONE....
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    Stayback:
    I don't know what kind of sheep's dung Temptaker is shovelling; I said that I knew how to get 'em dirty; not how to clean them.
    And for the record, Temptaker, that wasn't a Guinness you had your hand around. It was a Rolling Rock Light. Sober up, man! Sheesh!
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    Thumbs down I protest!

    Yeah, I lost the strip poker game....but somebody loaded the deck, to Temptaker's advantage. Seems somebody was looking to get a photo of my butt. Whadya take, like 36 frames?
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